Today, give her a can of White Ace cider-effect drink and a ten bag of brown.
See if that makes you feel better.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:04, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I don't think she's an addict
see Monty, even homeless people can go about their lives without having to descend into a drug addled stupor.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:06, Reply)

Maybe you could make her into one.
Kind of like a school project?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:09, Reply)

Yeah, let's ruin her life even more
if you're about to become a dealer, why not add pusher to the list and start a whole new generation of kids on drugs?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:13, Reply)

This is a superb idea.
What I could do is sneak drugs into their 'sammiches'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:17, Reply)

your transition into creepy old man is almost complete

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:23, Reply)

Like a smelly Darth Vader.

Only with more 'sammiches'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Just get old smasher out and crack a few homeless skulls.
After nine years I have recently had a big fall out with the homelessness charity I have volunteered for. It is not the fault of the client group but I will punish them anyway. Fuck the homeless.

I don't mean this really just pissed off with the charity
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Fuck the homeless?

Oh I do, Batters old stick, with frightening regularity.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:35, Reply)

DOES YOUR NEW LADY FRIEND HAVE A FORM OF MOTORISED HOME?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Hahah that was really starting to freak me out

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Hey, a ten bag of brown is always welcome

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)