Well,
This morning I got spied on by a bloke I dated last year.
I was wandering to work, singing long to my walkman as I do, and I saw a blacked-out gangster wagon. Corossed my mind it might be him but I'd look like a tit if I stopped singing so I just pretended I hadn't seen and carried on.
Then I thought "It can't be him" because it pulled over to the side of the road and didn't turn into his place of work.
I surreptitiously lowered the volume and heard that the engine was still running, and although I didn't look properly, I could see the driver was staring at me.
I passed the car, crossed over once I'd got behind it, then waited to cross at the next corner.
I turned back to see it turning into his place of work.
KNOB! What is the point of pulling over and just staring at someone?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:31, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Perhaps he was recharging his wank bank.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Haha, well he is a wanker and no mistake
He's the one who told me to grow my hair.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Did you used to have a skin'ead, then?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:00, Reply)

It was as it is now
Which is as it was when he asked me out. I started dating him and he started telling me how much more beautiful I'd be if I only had swooshy hair. I never stop banging on about this as I think it is disgustiing to get with somebody then tellthem to change. I was attractive enough to ask out and I shall stay the way I am thanks, you hirsute moron. (Him, not you Mont.)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:02, Reply)

hahaha for a second there I did think you were addressing me.
It was a justifiable epithet but a mite strong, I thought.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:06, Reply)

I'd rather call you 'That Yeti'
in the style of Wolfy's bird's dad.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Your hair is fucking brilliant as well.
What. A. Cock.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Ta la, as is yours
He's just a big spoilt baby with little life experience, bless im.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:14, Reply)

I didn't tell Wiggy to change his hair
I just styled it for him one day and everyone said it was fit so he kept it that way and pretended that it was his decision.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:31, Reply)

I've recently encouraged my mrs to grow her hair
but she liked the idea and loves the result. Plus it looks hot as fuck
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Ooh you're as bad as The Greek you are.
;)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:36, Reply)

naa it looks good

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Better just staring than trying to talk to you or worse

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:52, Reply)

You're right but I always get antsy when I've seen him
I suspect there'll be a text from yet another brand new number at some point this week.
Although last time he enquired about me one of my friends told him I was in Denmark getting married (which he'll know not to be true as he knows my auntie's husband) but it might make him take a hint that I don't want to hear from him.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:56, Reply)