I think I may be getting my kitchen and sitting-room floor sanded and revarnished for free.
The free cleaner who spent six hours slaving in my flat last weekend damaged my lovely wooden floor with oven cleaning chemicals. I complained and now the bloke is sending someone round to sort it.

Does this make me some kind of cunt?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:12, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

yes
yes it does
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Nope
Many other things make you some kind of cunt, but getting something sorted that you didnt break is not cuntworthy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:17, Reply)

it makes her a pretty shit cleaner

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:17, Reply)

Why was the cleaner free in the first place?
Just because she was free doesn't mean she can do a crappy job.

I don't think it makes you a cunt. Plenty of other things do though, so don't get complacent.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:17, Reply)

She was free
because I told my ex I couldn't babysit whilst she went out on Friday night as I had to clean my house (my mother and daughter were coming round the next day). Her best friend and landlord owns a property management company and offered to send his cleaner round so I could babysit.

Re-sult. Night with child, house cleaned for free - and now, possibly, new floor...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:20, Reply)

it probably means
no more free cleaning though. He'll probably not want to do the same thing again
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:22, Reply)

I'm pretty sure it was intended as a one off anyway.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:26, Reply)

Fuck it, take what you can - it isn't hurting anyone.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Some kind of cunt?
Please list at least three kinds of cunt for the purposes of clarification. ta.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:26, Reply)

Tidy ones
Knackered kebab-looking ones
Footballers
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:32, Reply)

It's a pretty footballer thing to do.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:47, Reply)