I'm about to call WankWank about my fortnight with no 'net & telly.
No doubt they will think I am overreacting.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:06, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

How much compensation have you got out of them so far?
You should be looking for a minimum of 6 months free subscription.

I once got 3 months free from Telewest because their fitter walked a bit of mud into the carpet.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:09, Reply)

That's worth knowing. I'll let you know how I get on.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:27, Reply)

I took them for 3 months subscription
Including all the films and sports channels.

I love a good argument on the phone.

Saying that, I can't imagine you'd bother with either the sport or film channels as all sport and films are shit aren't they?

In fact, I don't know what you're bothering with getting the connection restored. Surely everything ever shown on telly is gash and you hate it?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)

adapt my letter to the CEO of virgin
i got a personal email, the problem fixed that weekend, the person who had lied to me on the phone got disciplined, i got a couple of hundred quid out of them, and apparently my letter got shown to staff at training sessions.

didn't stop them doing it again 6 months later, mind.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Tell them about your collection

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Haha great idea
You don't mean my records or sneakers, do you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:19, Reply)

No I don't.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Then under-react
Call them up for a chat.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:14, Reply)

'Hi guys? How are you?'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Personally I think that would be hilarious
try and really annoy them before they scream "what do you actually want" and then you scream back "MY FUCKING INTERNET YOU GRABASTIC ASS BAGS".

Oor something to that effect.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)