also, my thumb hurts a lot
dog bit it twice last night :(((
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:22, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Happens to Jeff all the time
*doggy foreplay*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Why did the dog bite you twice?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Once for no
Twice for yes, isn't it?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:25, Reply)

she was trying to play tug of war with a kong and she fucking clamped down on it

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:28, Reply)

I'll need to google what a Kong is.
2 seconds.

EDIT: Doesn't look much like a 'tug' toy, you've only yourself to blame.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:30, Reply)

well duh, I was trying to get it from her so I could play fetch, she wanted to play tug of war
not my fault
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:50, Reply)

YOU wanted to play fetch, the dog wanted to play tug.
Am I right in thinking that the Kong belongs to the dog? Therefore you were being mean and trying to throw her toys away.

That's not very nice at all.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:53, Reply)

No. The toy belongs to ME. She can only play with it when I allow her to.
She is MY bitch.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:00, Reply)

You have issues.
Why, for example, would you buy yourself a Kong?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:12, Reply)

to play fetch with my dog

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:23, Reply)

I think you and your dog need to sit down and have a chat about the rules of the game.
Either that, or buy her a toy for playing tug with.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I diiiiiid
but it made her puke, think the dye in the rope was poisonous or something, going to go get her a new one today
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:33, Reply)