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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm feeling reckless and invincible.
Not only have I put off an important task that I couldn't be arsed to do and not got berated for it, but I've only gone and got my boss to do it for me.

What are you feeling right now?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:09, 208 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Tired and bored
On a 3 day Microsoft Windows 2008 course Mon-Wed *sadface*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:12, Reply)
My boss keeps trying to get me on courses.
I'm done with learning.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:14, Reply)
I was done
at about 9.40 yesterday morning
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:14, Reply)
I am supposed to be starting to learn Spanish.
I haven't got round to it yet. I seriously need someone in my life to get me going.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:16, Reply)
Aberracion?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:16, Reply)
I mean nearby and generally.
I used to share a house with my best mate. She was one of those motivated people and dragged me along with her. I miss that.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:17, Reply)
I reckon she might prefer someone like Nadal?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:17, Reply)
Nadal is a gypsy spastic.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:56, Reply)
excited, optimistic, happy, stoned, a little anxious.
I love uni.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:12, Reply)
I'm glad someone loves uni

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:18, Reply)
So far so good.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:21, Reply)
I'm bored
I hate my job. It's boring. I want a new one that is fun and stuff.

And I can't find any fucking graph paper in this damn city.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:13, Reply)
Cakes and Corsets
are the way forward miss
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:14, Reply)
Hopefully!
I'm a bit nervous about this photoshoot now, I'm wondering if I should sort out a model for it for general use on the website as well as a gallery of the flavours we'll be doing. I do have a ridiculously hot mate who's already agreed to do corset photography with me next year, so I could ask her. The company is called Corsets & Cupcakes so I should probably stick her in a corset. Hmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:17, Reply)
in a corset, straddling a huge cup cake!!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:19, Reply)
*sigh*
Hi Bobby.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:26, Reply)
Come on as if that wouldn't be a great front page for the website.
Alright pal.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:30, Reply)
It's not a fetish food website!
Also I want girls to want the cupcakes as well and most girls I know would look at that picture and go "ooh that frosting will have made such a mess of her pants"
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:40, Reply)
frosting at the gash

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:56, Reply)
...and farting?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:40, Reply)
Yes, sort it!!
I'd buy cakes from a hot model!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:20, Reply)
You should get a model definitely
for the website. Corset would be good, but not too alternative, since all kinds of people eat cupcakes.

Are you going to do a name for each flavour?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:20, Reply)
I was considering it
but the most popular cupcake place in Manchester does that already with things like the Ozzie Osbourne cake and the Ginger Rogers so I can't really do theme names like that without seeming like I'm ripping her off.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:27, Reply)
You still need good names for them
Let the internet decide!*


*WARNING: Do not let the internet decide
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:29, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:41, Reply)
I'm sure people here can help you
to find original names.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:29, Reply)
true
but you could go for more descriptive ones like scrumptious saucy strawberry
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:32, Reply)
I like that, that's the kind of thing I was going to go with
saucy strawberry and ravishing raspberry.

I'll post an annoying food thread later and upset broadsword.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:41, Reply)
Did you say ridiculously hot?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:23, Reply)
I did indeed
she's superhot.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:29, Reply)
Like the sun?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:36, Reply)
Some say the room lights up when she enters
so yes, like the sun.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:42, Reply)
Build her up some more so we'll all be extra dissapointed when you spam your company.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:43, Reply)
You can find her on my facebook
initials VT
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:58, Reply)
Found her, she looks a bit like applebite.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:10, Reply)
so you think Applebite is ridiculously hot eh?
♪ Chompy love Applebite, Chompy loves Applebite ♪
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:28, Reply)
NEWS JUST IN

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:34, Reply)
I hope too that it goes well!
I've been told I'm going to be in Runcorn at least another week, so we'll have to wait a bit more for my order, but you need to sort out the bussines cards!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:24, Reply)
I do indeed, I've got a logo for the brand
and I'm going to get double sided cards so we were going to have the logo on one side and then a picture of one of the cakes that we do on the other side. I need the website to be up and running before I give them out though really.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:32, Reply)
sure of course i'll do it
when do you need me?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:25, Reply)
haha
you would make a lovely pinup girl as well!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:32, Reply)
hmmm
as a pin-up for the danger of hooning too many cupcakes more like!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:35, Reply)
Did you see what Labs wrote in the last thread, suggesting I shouldn't model?
He said if I modelled it would look like the cupcake I was holding was the sole survivor.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:42, Reply)
ill and it's pissing me off
just had a shower and already feel sticky and horrible
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:14, Reply)
tired, a little happy, a little nervous

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:15, Reply)
also, my thumb hurts a lot
dog bit it twice last night :(((
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:22, Reply)
Happens to Jeff all the time
*doggy foreplay*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:24, Reply)
Why did the dog bite you twice?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:24, Reply)
Once for no
Twice for yes, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:25, Reply)
she was trying to play tug of war with a kong and she fucking clamped down on it

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:28, Reply)
I'll need to google what a Kong is.
2 seconds.

EDIT: Doesn't look much like a 'tug' toy, you've only yourself to blame.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:30, Reply)
well duh, I was trying to get it from her so I could play fetch, she wanted to play tug of war
not my fault
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:50, Reply)
YOU wanted to play fetch, the dog wanted to play tug.
Am I right in thinking that the Kong belongs to the dog? Therefore you were being mean and trying to throw her toys away.

That's not very nice at all.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:53, Reply)
No. The toy belongs to ME. She can only play with it when I allow her to.
She is MY bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:00, Reply)
You have issues.
Why, for example, would you buy yourself a Kong?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:12, Reply)
to play fetch with my dog

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:23, Reply)
I think you and your dog need to sit down and have a chat about the rules of the game.
Either that, or buy her a toy for playing tug with.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:25, Reply)
I diiiiiid
but it made her puke, think the dye in the rope was poisonous or something, going to go get her a new one today
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:33, Reply)
Amazing, I'm going for a fag then getting back to work.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:15, Reply)
Going well then : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:16, Reply)
Faaaaabulous !
Not just the job, you too.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:19, Reply)
Fair to middling.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:21, Reply)
Stressed.
Trying to persuade someone else working on this project that not every fucking thing needs illustrating in stick-man UML diagrams. Wanting to get things to actual start happening rather than spending all my time writing documents.

Also, full of bacon, looking forward to a friend coming round tonight so that I can cook fish pie.
(TheImmortalJenkins, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:17, Reply)
That someone else is Lab
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:19, Reply)
Nowt wrong with stickmen

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:20, Reply)
Oh trust me
after a certain point, there is...and I reached that point some time ago...
(TheImmortalJenkins, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:22, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:26, Reply)
Rich, I've got my deposit back
and my bank account is in the positive.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:18, Reply)
woohoo!!!!
no more stroppy chompy
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:19, Reply)
don't be retarded.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:22, Reply)
as if I have a choice eh!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:27, Reply)
You've gone all Canadian!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:33, Reply)
Hooray!
You can get the first round in at the London bash.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:20, Reply)
Not really hasn't covered my losses
but I can afford to pay bills and shit now!
(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:21, Reply)
That is a result.
Nice work. What're you going to spend it on?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:27, Reply)
OMGBILLS

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:28, Reply)
Christ, how responsible.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:29, Reply)
Letting them get 12 days overdue... not so much.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:31, Reply)
Life on the edge, Chompy.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:31, Reply)
if you're not living on the edge....

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:33, Reply)
you're Chompy

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:47, Reply)
Restless
And wanting change.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:18, Reply)
And excitement?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:21, Reply)
I'll be excited when I am able to start planning a move.
Till then, I'm restless.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:21, Reply)
you leaving us Jeff? The west country will shun you!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:22, Reply)
I fancy stepping out and drinking cider in a different city for a bit.
No idea where or when this'll happen, but I fancy a change (and have done for a while).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:24, Reply)
Fair enough, come to Newport! it's lovely really............

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:28, Reply)
I don't fancy moving to Newport
I've no idea why I don't want to go to Newport, but I don't think it would make me happy.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:29, Reply)
cause it's horrid. I am still looking at the moment and everywhere is rough.
I am too bohemian I will be killed.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:31, Reply)
So Newport is shit then?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:33, Reply)
it's a bit menacing at night

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:34, Reply)
That's true of lots of places though.
Unless you are referring to Bob milling about at night in his shorts?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:38, Reply)
ha,
It's just a bit chav heavy and not very affluent. It's not down town baltimore though. Flip flops, a pony tail, shorts and a tshirt with a bear on. I'm dead.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:41, Reply)
Would it not be easier to carry a banner that says
'Professional Victim, Please Attack' at lease then you'd be able to wear long trousers and a jumper so you don't get cold.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:46, Reply)
I hide behind my beard and glazed eyes
None of them can read anyway, well def not english.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:46, Reply)
You are Bin Laden
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:50, Reply)
you'll never catch me

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:51, Reply)
I'm not even looking.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:54, Reply)
yes
But there's 'rowdy' and there's 'menacing'.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:48, Reply)
How menacing is Newport?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:50, Reply)
Well I'm from Liverpool but was more nervous in Newport.
Only at night. In general the people were lovely but there was a sinsister violent turn at night.
I saw an actual fight in the actual Boomer Chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:58, Reply)
*Goes to google Boomer Chicken*
EDIT: Still none the wiser.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:13, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4NeFo7zkfk
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:38, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx8CZyFM4b4&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:41, Reply)
Hang on, you're in Newport?
You are Kaol's newest too-shit-for-b3ta sockpuppet AICMFP.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:42, Reply)
That would explain a lot.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:47, Reply)
I'm feeling restless but only insofar as I want to have a long weekend somewhere.
No hols left this year though.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:24, Reply)
Can you take a couple of days off sick?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:25, Reply)
Hahahahahahahahah!
The last time I was really ill my dad told my sister to drive me in because I was too weak to drive.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:26, Reply)
So it's far to say he has a strong work ethic is it?
And if you are well enough to visit a doctor, you are well enough to go to work?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:28, Reply)
He's a workaholic. He doesn't like holidays as he gets bored.
In the six or so years I have worked here I have never taken a sneaky sickie. I daren't get ill because I fear for his sanity if I'm not here.

Besides when you work with family it's hard for anything to be private.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:31, Reply)
So he's in no rush to retire then?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:32, Reply)
God knows!
He comes in every day saying he's had enough but keeps making plans. I figure another five years maybe and then he'll sell up.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:35, Reply)
You could buy the business
And be the boss.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:44, Reply)
Hahahahahaha! You're full of jokes today aren't you.
I couldn't run a temperature let alone an engineering firm.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:46, Reply)
You could buy in the management skills needed
And just sit back and count the money!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:49, Reply)
I'm the arty farty type.
Not the business acumen money grabbing type. Besides, my dad is the business. Without him and his mad engineering skillz we wouldn't be so lucrative.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:51, Reply)
So what will you do when he sells up?
Got a career/job in mind?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:54, Reply)
Pole dancing.
Those places are very dark. I should get away with it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:56, Reply)
And if that doesn't happen?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:58, Reply)
i'll be 50
What do you recommend?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:02, Reply)
I'd stick with the pole dancing then Blousie.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:13, Reply)
Okeydokey!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:16, Reply)
15 years of pole dancing then you can retire.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:17, Reply)
No problem.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVGWNejMoy8
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:21, Reply)
Wow* 72!
*That's a wow, she is that active at 72, not wow, I would.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)

well, maybe I would
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:48, Reply)
Anger
Lots and lots of anger
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:18, Reply)
Bad times.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:19, Reply)
management are a useless bunch of cunts

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:19, Reply)
Are you still having to complete that spreadsheet for them?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:20, Reply)
Splendid. I am working from home.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:19, Reply)
I'm having a headache
Yesterday Mark set the alarm wrong in the morning, so instead of ringing at 4:45am it did at 5:45 and I missed my plane. However, I couldn't go back to sleep, so by the time I got to my bed in Manchester at 11pm, I was dying. I woke up at 6am this morning, after a night of thinking and thinking and wanting to sleep but not being allowed with all the thoughts in may head. So today I have a headache.

Good things is that I'm taking Friday off to go on my hen party, so there's something good to look forward too.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:19, Reply)
Have lots of fun sweetie and say hello to everyone from me.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:20, Reply)
I will and I will
I wish you could be there. I'm sure you'd love the place. Well... we'll have to take you there some other time.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:26, Reply)
sticky
I just had a nosebleed at my desk.

Clean hanky today too. Arse.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:23, Reply)
You really should save the 'charlie' until the weekend.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:45, Reply)
It's probably a brain tumour
that would explain why I'm able to move small objects and read thoughts.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:18, Reply)
I'm feeling I can't be arsed to go in and shall watch Desperate Housewives in my pants instead.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:23, Reply)
Go to fucking class you

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:30, Reply)
I'm going in at four.
Supposed to start at eleven today, and finish at eight. I'm sure there's laws against this.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:43, Reply)
there should be a law against you

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:50, Reply)
*nods in agreement*

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:21, Reply)
My hair, I just had it cut
It's soft
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:25, Reply)
Most audacious, Shroudie!
I am feeling a bit hungover but happy that it's sunny, and looking forward to/bored waiting for the imminent birth of my first ever cousin on my mum's side.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:26, Reply)
Sado-sexual rage, mainly.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:29, Reply)
how deliciously dark

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:33, Reply)
*hands over paddle*
Don't hold back hon.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:33, Reply)
My paddle leaves a print saying 'slut' on yer bum.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:35, Reply)
Haha!
I want one that leaves a print saying 'ouch'
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:36, Reply)
that would be ace!
Kink should ultimately be fun
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:37, Reply)
it was talking about your swords earlier that you put you "in the mood" wasn't it?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:34, Reply)
Hey Monty!
I saw this and thought of you:

drownedinsound.com/news/4141279-trent-reznor-on-why-facebook-sucks
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:35, Reply)
Oh a veritable gamut of emotions
boredom related to work, mild concern related to finances and a certain amount of low-level residual jealousy.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:34, Reply)
I think those emotions come free with each life.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:42, Reply)
a lovely pair of breasts.


disclaimer: statement may contain untruths at this exact moment in time
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:41, Reply)
i like breasts

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:42, Reply)
I, also, like breasts.
Mmmmmm.
Breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:50, Reply)
Are they supermodel breasts?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:42, Reply)
Nah.
My Accord is being repaired right now.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:45, Reply)
There is a customised Accord on a road near me
It is owned by suspected drug-dealers and bullies. This contradiction has earned it the title The Honda Discord.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:54, Reply)
I think you need to check on the size of the alleged drugs
Unless you see conclusive proof of their massive nature, you might want to suggest that the people concerned need an automotive rebranding.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:56, Reply)
A Civic, perhaps?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:56, Reply)
I feel they should probably vacate the whole sub-genre.
Perhaps a nice Ford? Or a stereotypical blacked-out and lowered bimmer. Ideally rusty.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:58, Reply)
They'll be ever so disappointed
Their Discord says 'Honda Accord' in scripty writing on their tinted windscreen band.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:00, Reply)
Perhaps they are a couple
and those are just their names?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:01, Reply)
*remembers she has breasts*
*feels*

*big grin*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:47, Reply)
they're lovely to hug aren't they

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:49, Reply)
*nods sagely*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:50, Reply)
Cuppa?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:54, Reply)
Got one : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:03, Reply)
bah.
Alright for some.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:52, Reply)
Not too bad. Had lectures.
The lecturer has flappy hair. I'm still quite irritable though. I will probably snap at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:42, Reply)
It's just one of those days

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:46, Reply)
I keep rubbing my nose too :(
How's my favourite /talker?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:47, Reply)
I'm good thanks, just had my hair cut.
Well, not really cut, trimmed slightly and tidied up as I am growing it.
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:49, Reply)
Niiiiice!
I'm eating tea and ginger nuts after coming home from lectures. It's a hard life.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:52, Reply)
I have chocolate caramel digestives, check mate

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:54, Reply)
Nope, ginger nuts are better.
Though choccy hobnobs ent bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:57, Reply)
I take your ginger nuts and raise you ginger nut creams

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:59, Reply)
Bleugh
DisGUSTing
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:03, Reply)
You are wrong on all levels
We should hook up
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:05, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:12, Reply)
Whose?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:55, Reply)
I've never fucked a ginger.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:56, Reply)
How do you know?
They may have been in disguise
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:02, Reply)
Surely ginger pubes?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:03, Reply)
Actually SexFace was a little ginger

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:04, Reply)
I like to think of them as firemuffs

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:04, Reply)
There is no disguising ginger pubes...

(berk, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:09, Reply)
Shaved

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:09, Reply)
Are you ginger?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:10, Reply)
No, I have sort of light brown-ish red-ish hair
but I have a very ginger ex and a semi ginger ex, and there just isn't, in my experience, any way to convicingly hide gingerness.
(berk, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:29, Reply)
I have traitorous ginger hairs in my beard
They haunt me
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:34, Reply)
Oh I misread that as "disgusting"
There are many disgusting lots of ginger pubes.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:35, Reply)
He's had his nose fixed.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:49, Reply)
Lolol, I saw the video
I had forgotten how camply he talks.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:50, Reply)
alright Lampito?
How's it going?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:49, Reply)
Not too bad gorgeous. How are you doing bbz?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:53, Reply)
getting ready for tonight
even though I'm ill and horrible
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:57, Reply)
It's about time someone gave you a lecture.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:52, Reply)
I have been given them
I learnt about libraries today!
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:56, Reply)
Oooh tell me more!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:57, Reply)
I've forgotten most of it.
Gutted.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:03, Reply)
Why? were you not aware of them before?

And people wonder why we are accused of dumbing stuff down...
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:57, Reply)
Of course!
It was dates, who owned them, what date they were established, types of book, references to libraries in Virgil, the Library at York...

It was well entertaining.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:00, Reply)
My lectures start tomorrow
Had a look through the problem sheets (been set them for next week), and understand about 1 of the problems that's been set (out of 15 or so). Hoping the lecturer is good so I can actually do them in 3 days time.

For now, I'm waiting around until I get to go off and stab people (fencing).
(I helped save b3ta! Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:04, Reply)

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