My cat already had a name
what an age we live in
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:38, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

yes, but it's a cat.
It doesn't give a shit. You can call it anything you like.

anyway, that'll teach you to get a second-hand cat. Did you check it wasn't a cut'n'shut? Saw one once with the back half of a badger. Terrible business. Come apart like cheap furniture in an impact. Shocking.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:42, Reply)

I was told it would be 12, 13 at the oldest
I get it home and check the paperwork...SEVENTEEN AND A HALF YEARS OLD!

Ah well Cateate Emptor
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:44, Reply)

I like that for a band name
My Cat Already Has A Name
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:42, Reply)

It's going to be the title of my autobiography
advance reviews have already labelled it, "Utter shit" and "Tedious from start to finish"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:45, Reply)

haha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:13, Reply)