uurgh.
I have felt shit for the last 8 days now. I am currently itching like a two-bob prossie and dripping like Cheryl Cole at the thought of another Loreal contract. A winning combination.

On the plus side my voice sounds like that bloke who used to do the voiceovers for the 'Denim for Men' adverts, so all is not bad.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:56, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

GUV!
What about Blue Stratos? Could you flog that?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:57, Reply)

At the moment I could flog anything that requires a throaty growl to advertise it, I reckon.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:59, Reply)

Preparation H

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:01, Reply)

Have a crack at Bodyform

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:02, Reply)

Interesting choice of words there...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:04, Reply)

Just over a week woo woo woooooooooooo




Oh and woo
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:59, Reply)

At this rate I'm going to be sat in a corner drinking lemsip while everyone else has a good time.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:59, Reply)

rubbish
Get better right now or ill have to come up there and beat it out of you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:01, Reply)

I'm trying!
I should have taken time off as soon as it started to hit rather than being concerned about deadlines and spending taxpayers money. That'll teach me.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:02, Reply)

have you tried getting ma to gass it out of you?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:10, Reply)