How should I deal with a pre-menstrual girlfriend?
who is being more mental than she usually is when she's about to go "up on blocks"

No Alt as I can't be arsed after 4 pints.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 20:42, 157 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

give her some chocolate and a hug

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 20:43, Reply)

is that really all it should take? She's being a lot more irrational than she is most months.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 20:45, Reply)

men undervalue the power of a good hug

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 20:47, Reply)

Fuck yes!

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 20:48, Reply)

I don't
it also has value as a restraining technique.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:30, Reply)

My dad had to do the hug restraint on my mum once
The neighbours fed her vodka and she turned feral
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:31, Reply)

Dump her and go out with me.
I don't get the monthly mentals.
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 20:45, Reply)

Says the girl who's offered to help me chose an engagement ring for her! Ha ha.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 20:46, Reply)

: )

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 20:48, Reply)

Give her enough booze to put her to sleep
I'm not even pre-menstrual but I've just neary murdered the blind bint who refused to sell me alcohol in Tesco. A bottle of red, a bottle of white, cat food, rice and Marigold gloves. What fucking teenager buys that shit??? I'm thirty-fucking-two.
Had to walk to the other Tesco and get a bus home. Late.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 20:45, Reply)

A couple more years and you'll be complaining you don't get id'd anymore...

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 20:47, Reply)

I never get ID'd ever because I look my age.
Apart from one strange afternoon when I got ID'd for a cutlery set.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 20:48, Reply)

You should be flattered. It is challenge 25, after all.
You probably look more youthful than me.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 20:47, Reply)

She was a stupid old cunt, The girl on Customer Service was dying to laugh.
She was probably thinking "You auld bint you should be over the moon!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 20:49, Reply)

Inconvenience trumps flattery
What's really galling is being asked for ID by someone much younger than you. This happens a lot in restaurants in the US.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 20:50, Reply)

I inconvenienced dat beetch.
She sarted scanning my shopping. I left it in the middle of her conveyor belt and said "You must be joking. I'm going to another supermarket." and just left it all there.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 20:52, Reply)

hell is filled with people like you

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 20:53, Reply)

Well I couldn't think of owt else,
Bad karma on the retarded old tit.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 20:55, Reply)

I'm disappointed in the lack of people going
You madame are a BUFFOON
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 20:57, Reply)

hell's conveyor belts
are filled with people-like-you's shopping
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 20:55, Reply)

cigarettes and donuts?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 20:57, Reply)

OH SNAP!
She just got served! Unfortunately you didn't but still, at least you got a proper stroppy flounce out of it. I hope it gives her another varicose vein.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 20:55, Reply)

Why do people take such offence
It wouldn't kill you to carry some form of proof of age, it's not that unreasonable.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 20:56, Reply)

YOURE UNREASONABLE
less than three weeks until north London gets a whole lot better
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 20:58, Reply)

I'm so unreasonable I'm a hazard to public understanding.
In three weeks I intend to move away from London as I won't be good enough to justify staying in the north london in the vicinity of the Piccadilly line area.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:01, Reply)

can i haz ur wife?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:02, Reply)

No. I'm taking her with me, she makes me better by association.
You can have Sexface.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:04, Reply)

can you not take him too?
Then I can turn his room into a walk in wardrobe
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:06, Reply)

I don't want him anywhere near me
he might try and slip me a roofie.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:08, Reply)

you could trade him for cockles south of the river

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:10, Reply)

I've changed my mind
the thought of going south of the river just made me physically sick on the carpet. I'm staying where the cool people live. OMG! We're gonna have to go for Sushi!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:12, Reply)

-hisses-
Just you wait. As soon as you step foot on the South Bank you'll be DEAD MEAT
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:18, Reply)

As soon as I set foot on the South Bank
South London becomes 517% cooler.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:20, Reply)

2000%
If I'm with you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:25, Reply)

Peh.
I really like it here. Couldn't imagine living North now, with the streetlights and the running water and the lack of sirens and all that...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:25, Reply)

I am living in the north (kilburn) and miss the south where I used to live (Kennington then wandsworth common)

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:54, Reply)

My aunt lives in Kilburn, I need to go and visit her.
I've lived in Borough and now Camberwell. Had friends in Waterloo and sister is now in Kennington. I'd like to be a little further North, maybe E&C or somewhere like that.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:00, Reply)

When you're in Kennington go to the Prince of Wales in Cleaver Square, followed by the Kennington Tandoori

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:04, Reply)

I'll drag the sister.
I need to go back to Woodlands. Very good Indian near Oxford Circus. Vegetarian though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:12, Reply)

omg like totally

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:18, Reply)

I don't drive and my passport is too valuable to be carrying around
Also I don't need proof of age because I'm thrity-fucking-two.
Next time I'll get served by someone with a brain. And eyes.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:06, Reply)

On the other hand, they're assuming you're a criminal and demanding proof that you aren't.
I'd find it quite insulting.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 20:55, Reply)

I do
And I don't drive so her "I suggest you get some ID or carry your passport around" is another insult.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 20:56, Reply)

This is why I never buy booze from supermarkets.
When I worked in a pub, part of the training was to being able to recognise potentially underage drinkers (even though my job was in the kitchen.) They did this by showing you eight people and asking you to guess whether or not they were underage - naturally, you'd get most of them wrong because looks can be very deceptive, so you should always ask for ID just to be on the safe side. It wasn't because they took some photos and made up the people's ages from off the top of their heads, oh no.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:01, Reply)

So where do you buy booze?
When I worked in a pub my training was being taught to pull a pint, and how to manhandle Boring Derek out of the door at closing time.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:12, Reply)

From the off-license, usually.
This place was a chain pub, that part of the training was compulsory for everyone. I understand major retailers do something very similar.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:16, Reply)

I find Supermarket prices
More in keeping with my inebriation budget.

And as my darling Sister points out on a regular basis, I've looked ten years older than I actually am since I was born, so it's a long time since anyone has troubled me for ID.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:28, Reply)

True. Bear in mind the average IQ if someone working in that role though.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 20:57, Reply)

hey! some of them just can't get a job because they did a dumb degree
(I worked in Spar for a while, man that's some shitty job)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 20:59, Reply)

Some work there because of convenient hours and they have children
I sometimes work in a pub. Are we to assume I'm a dumb barmaid?
This woman is a retard because she's a retard, not because she is unfortunate enought to work in Tesco.
RAR!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:08, Reply)

No I don't assume you're a dumb barmaid. However Tesco do employ a lot of retards.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:12, Reply)

So does everywhere.
People are retards. They can't spell and they think 'pacifically' is a word.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:14, Reply)

Rather a sweeping statement
I'm a people, and I know that pacifically isn't a word. Although I suppose I am a retard.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:24, Reply)

Shut up, you Brosette

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:25, Reply)

I model myself
On the other one. Craig or whoever.

Inconspicuous and instantly forgettable.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:30, Reply)

'Ken' it was

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:37, Reply)

Does anyone care?
Except Commercial Radio DJ's trying to prove that they're "out there"?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:40, Reply)

Do they play Bros on commercial radio now?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)

Regrettably so
At least they do on Real Radio, which I have to suffer in the messroom.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:52, Reply)

My dad had some kind of man-crush on Matt Goss as I recall

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:55, Reply)

Now that isn't right.
You KNOW it isn't right.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:56, Reply)

Not much about my family is right
But it seems to work
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:56, Reply)

But they're your family
Not many other people can say that about them.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:00, Reply)

They are doing nothing of the sort
I would prefer it if it was universal that anyone buying alcohol had to show proof of age regardless of how old you look.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 20:58, Reply)

I'd prefer it if the whole issue was dealt with using a bit of common sense instead of blind panic and total ignorance, but you can't have everything.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:02, Reply)

Shut up nanny state broken britain shit gone wrong big brother cuntflaps

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:07, Reply)

Anyone that stands between me and my alcohol would feel my wrath.

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:08, Reply)

Innit gal

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:09, Reply)

Sell her to a passing gypsy

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 20:47, Reply)

I don't allow any travellers within 200 yards of the flat - Viz magazine was correct to refer to them as "thieving gypsy bastards" - despite being sued for doing so

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 20:49, Reply)

She's my wife now!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 20:59, Reply)

That is the most sinister photo I have seen for some time

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:00, Reply)

now im going to be going
Ello daaaave
At work tomorrow
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:01, Reply)

This makes me happy.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:06, Reply)

this in turn makes me happy

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:07, Reply)

which makes me happy
it is a vicious cycle which can only lead to epic croissantiness.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:17, Reply)

Blimey.
Did Viz get sued for that?

If so - how?

NAME OF PLAINTIFF - Some Gypsies

ADDRESS - A flashy caravan on some wasteground, but we're moving on soon.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:04, Reply)

They did apparently - the Official Romany Council of Great Britain or something - and they won. Cunts.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:10, Reply)

Man I wish there was a Scouse Council of Great Britain.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:12, Reply)

I thought there was - isn't it called "E-Wing"?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:14, Reply)

Stop being racialist

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:19, Reply)

That's nice for them
I bet they bought a REALLY flashy caravan with their money.

As the old saw goes, if Gypsies sell lucky heather, why do they still live in mobile homes on car parks?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:15, Reply)

They did do a follow up
called the Nice Honest Gypsy Folk or something a little bit later.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:28, Reply)

Now then DG
Dalek - £73!!

I'm going to buy myself a dog food mine and live high on the hog, whatever that means.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:34, Reply)

Not bad going!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:54, Reply)

Incredible
It got to a bidding war in the end.

Sadly it's not my money but it's going to make the person I sold it for very happy.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:59, Reply)

Commission!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:31, Reply)

No idea. Keep the sharp things away from her though.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 20:48, Reply)

I do that regardless of the hormonal schedule - I like my arteries

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 20:50, Reply)

ohhhh mentals

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:18, Reply)

You can't live with them and now it's even harder to get them sectioned.
c
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:21, Reply)

Or as a mate of mine said when we were out for a meal a couple of years ago: "Can't live with them. Pass the salt please".
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)

I have freshers earache
and am watching shit football. Cunt her in the fuck battered.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:26, Reply)

I can tell from your post that you're single.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:40, Reply)

haha! click

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:44, Reply)

be nice, I'm dying

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:45, Reply)

dying a sad single mincer who is destined to die alone
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)

Oi just cause your missus is being a cow doesn't mean you have to take it out on me.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)

You're just the nearest target available - why are you dying?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:52, Reply)

earache, it won't go away and I have taken a lot of pills.
It is driving me insane. And England are dog shit.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:53, Reply)

You have my sympathy for the earache but not for watching football as it is a shit sport.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:55, Reply)

Each to their own I say, it's entertaining if a little farcical.
Better than rugby and cricket, mind numbingly dull.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:57, Reply)

Rugby FTW

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:59, Reply)

30 gays hugging in the mud for an hour and a half? no way jose.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:59, Reply)

Rugby is shit.
End of.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:00, Reply)

DG you are on fucking fire my son!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:02, Reply)

I'm ill and therefore terminally grumpy at the moment.
I find it helps.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:04, Reply)

You have my sympathy. It's a sorry state of affairs for sure.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:05, Reply)

uurgh.
I have felt shit for the last 8 days now. I am currently itching like a two-bob prossie and dripping like Cheryl Cole at the thought of another Loreal contract. A winning combination.

On the plus side my voice sounds like that bloke who used to do the voiceovers for the 'Denim for Men' adverts, so all is not bad.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:56, Reply)

GUV!
What about Blue Stratos? Could you flog that?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:57, Reply)

At the moment I could flog anything that requires a throaty growl to advertise it, I reckon.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:59, Reply)

Preparation H

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:01, Reply)

Have a crack at Bodyform

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:02, Reply)

Interesting choice of words there...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:04, Reply)

Just over a week woo woo woooooooooooo




Oh and woo
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:59, Reply)

At this rate I'm going to be sat in a corner drinking lemsip while everyone else has a good time.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:59, Reply)

rubbish
Get better right now or ill have to come up there and beat it out of you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:01, Reply)

I'm trying!
I should have taken time off as soon as it started to hit rather than being concerned about deadlines and spending taxpayers money. That'll teach me.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:02, Reply)

have you tried getting ma to gass it out of you?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:10, Reply)

terminally

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:44, Reply)

At least it's better than crusty earache!
LOL!
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:47, Reply)

Punch her in the ovaries.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:53, Reply)

Okay in the short term, but bit of a problem for when we start trying to breed in a year or so

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:56, Reply)

You're going to breed.
EW!
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:06, Reply)

at least you aren't single
just be nice and understanding
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:54, Reply)

Shouldn't you be clubbing?

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:56, Reply)

She's gone and got rotten drunk and maudlin and lost her jacket

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)

oi you! the new boy mentions cats in his profile.
It's got me all on edge.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:00, Reply)

what new boy

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:01, Reply)

The guy from yesterday.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:03, Reply)

what guy

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:04, Reply)

SpookWell whatsit

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:06, Reply)

b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=87143
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:07, Reply)

Oh fuck, here we go innit

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:02, Reply)

use your mad skills and burn him out

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:02, Reply)

I ain't getting involved
I'm too busy getting agitated with tesco employees
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:06, Reply)

I heard, what a dappy bitch.
I got asked for ID buying rizla a few months back I was so shocked I didn't know what to say.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:07, Reply)

Can they do that?
It's not a tobacco product is it?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:10, Reply)

I'd have said "I need this for my perm rollers. Hand it over!"

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)

You should have used something like that on your Tesco lady
"I need dis fer de babbies, gripe juice n' dat!"
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:27, Reply)

Bitch wouldn't budge
She doesn't realise that children need booze.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:29, Reply)

A birra whikky
'tis a power for the teething!
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:34, Reply)

smoking paraphanalia innit

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)

that's what shocked me,
I said to her 'I just drove in?' and she relented.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:14, Reply)

not maudlin
just pissed that out of thirty people there were only three other women, one straight, one a friend, and the other butcher than Butch Cassidy
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:09, Reply)

On the other hand, depending on your persuasion
these are good odds.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:33, Reply)

I'm just changing :)
dithering over what to wear
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:04, Reply)

Moan about it on the internet.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:56, Reply)

good idea - I hadn't thought of that
Why hasn't getting your deposit back cheered you up?
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)

because hes an evil robot
Sent to earth to discover the secrets of holding multiple bits of paper together with a single piece of wire
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:00, Reply)

I like this

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:02, Reply)

In fact I would sleep with it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:02, Reply)

Her motorboating skillz are even better than her posts.

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:04, Reply)

Heehee praise indeed ;)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:08, Reply)

Impossible!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:09, Reply)

She's not bad at stealth-titting either!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:10, Reply)

honk honk

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:12, Reply)