It's not men or women.
It's just people.
Some people lie, some people tell the truth, some people change their minds and don't mean no 'arm, Guv'nor.
I suffered for changing my mind this morning when the Greek staked out my house and followed me in a blacked-out truck wearing a balaclava*

*Contains total untruths
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:54, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

it's this particular person
he turned out to be a bit of a twat - not a complete cunt, that at least would have been interesting - just a bit of a twat. therefore i now must hate ALL MEN. ALL OF THEM.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 23:58, Reply)

Well it's a good job I didn't take that attitude after the Greek
or I'd have euthanised all men by now.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:03, Reply)

humph
i kind of wish you had!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:04, Reply)

Well that's like some random man judging you by the behaviour of
my mate's girlfriend, who once kicked him in the nuts for not having a hairdryer in his flat.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:05, Reply)

that does sound a bit irrational
i could have understood it if he had failed to buy diet coke or vodka.

ok not ALL men. just the wrong'uns.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:06, Reply)

Are wrong women ok?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:07, Reply)

oh yeah
women are fine. i'm being v tongue in cheek really, there is just one particular loser that i would like to slap, and slap good!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:09, Reply)

I prefer regaling people with humorous tales of disaster
than wasting my time wanting to slap anyone.
I see all wankers as providers of material.
Apart from the BLIND BITCH who refused to give me my booze tonight.
I'd poke her blind eyes right out.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:11, Reply)

that story
and more importantly your and rosie's banter made me proper rofl-copter
( djtrialprice, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:15, Reply)

The family have been ringing
and calling me Babyface. Cunts.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:17, Reply)

this is a good attitude
i will check out the earlier stuff as it comes recommended!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:16, Reply)

Haha

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:19, Reply)