humph
i kind of wish you had!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:04, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Well that's like some random man judging you by the behaviour of
my mate's girlfriend, who once kicked him in the nuts for not having a hairdryer in his flat.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:05, Reply)

that does sound a bit irrational
i could have understood it if he had failed to buy diet coke or vodka.

ok not ALL men. just the wrong'uns.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:06, Reply)

Are wrong women ok?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:07, Reply)

oh yeah
women are fine. i'm being v tongue in cheek really, there is just one particular loser that i would like to slap, and slap good!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:09, Reply)

I prefer regaling people with humorous tales of disaster
than wasting my time wanting to slap anyone.
I see all wankers as providers of material.
Apart from the BLIND BITCH who refused to give me my booze tonight.
I'd poke her blind eyes right out.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:11, Reply)

that story
and more importantly your and rosie's banter made me proper rofl-copter
( djtrialprice, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:15, Reply)

The family have been ringing
and calling me Babyface. Cunts.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:17, Reply)

this is a good attitude
i will check out the earlier stuff as it comes recommended!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:16, Reply)

Haha

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 0:19, Reply)