and we all know how you love your evening job.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:03, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

It's thankless work, on the whole,
but I like to think I'm 'giving something back'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:05, Reply)

I'm thinking about taking a weekend job punching tramps. Might clash with my new hobby of stabbing gypsies though

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:08, Reply)

Multi-task, man. You can do it!
Society will thank you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:13, Reply)

I do love stabbling gypsies. I think I am going to start leaving pieces of "lucky heather" in each stab wound.
That will show the annoying thieving cunts how fucking "lucky" it is.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Or give tramps knives and pay them booze to stab gypsies.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:15, Reply)

BUMFIGHTS!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:15, Reply)

What and deny myself the pleasure of a good stabbing? Never.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:19, Reply)

You're meant to be helping those unfortunate souls not spurring them on.
Your missus must be extremely grouchy.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:03, Reply)

She was extremely hormonal last night - worse than most months. I went to the pub for some peace and quiet and she followed me there half an hour later FFS.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Hahahahaha
if she has to suffer so do you. I like her she sounds cool.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:12, Reply)

It says a lot that you think
whiney hormonal women are cool
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:14, Reply)

He's hoping to finally touch a woman one day.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:17, Reply)

a consensting one at least.
At this rate I really am going to be Chompy.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:18, Reply)

It probably does to an unhinged sanctimonious cunt rag yes, but on here doesn't really so much.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:21, Reply)

....what?
The inbreeding is showing there
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:22, Reply)

With a face like yours you would be the expert. Those eyes are a bit beady and close together arent they.
I would put a tenner on you having webbed feet.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:25, Reply)

Easiest tenner I ever made

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Now if he'd said
"Freezing cold, ice block feet" instead of "webbed", things would have been different.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)

heehee
You were like a little stove
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:32, Reply)

sorry I mispelled webbed and feet there
I meant haunted vagina
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:30, Reply)

You're like a poor karaoke version of Al

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:31, Reply)

ut ay
on you having for a foot job from your
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Haha
gross
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)

^ anger on the internet ^ bit early for that isn't it?
Are you working up to a flounce?
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:24, Reply)

We can only hope.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:27, Reply)

nah I've done my flounce, well more a silent protest.
I don't take anything seriously on here anymore. I just don't like TGB very much.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Did you do a silent protest? Did I miss it?
Is that because a silent protest on the INTERWEBS is one of the most retarded ideas I have ever heard?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)

That was the joke wankie, but I wouldn't expect you to get it
when you're too busy trying to have a pop. You keep trying though. A for effort.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Bob, go and have a lie down for an hour or two NOW before this all gets unnecessary.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Nothing untoward going on, I'm halfway through a dooby
watching Top Gear. I shall not be ruffled.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Wankie?
Maintain this quality of insult and I'll try to ignore you being a mong the rest of the time.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Worst. Silent. Protest. Evaar

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)

you just like
other people being tortured for once
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Even if it is only for afew days a month, somehow the balance is restored.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:18, Reply)

cool mad as a box of frogs with gulf war syndrome for a couple of days.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:17, Reply)