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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fucking hellGriffins that detect explosives?
I want a centaur that can find truffles, and a unicorn that knits beanies.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:24,
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Would the unicorn use it's horn as a needle?Surely you'd need two working in harmony to knit something like a beanie.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:31,
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....on the bedpost overnight?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:32,
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I read that as 'troll-eyed'And now I'm picturing him sat under a bridge harassing the locals.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:37,
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and eating goats(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:40,
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It's a shit Lonnie Donegan joke.Roota would get it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:40,
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it doesn't scan though(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:56,
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