wasn't the butch lesbian
on my way home in high heels, I came across a guy lying in the street and a girl trying to wake him. Couldn't just walk on by however much I tried. So I stayed with him while she went to find a porter- she didn't know him either. Then a man stopped and helped me lift him so he wasn't in the middle of the small road and the cars could pass. We found his keys and college card in his pocket luckily, and she managed to get him back. Then I stuffed my face with onion rings
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:37, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

there are some times when it's not being nice, it's doing the right thing
you need to find a healthy balance between acting like a cunt, and not actually being one.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:39, Reply)

You seem to have posted that advice to Amberl, not Monty.
I'm confused.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:41, Reply)

like the awesome balance I have achieved?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Thats with the help of your massive flaps

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:41, Reply)

I put wheels on them so I glide down hills
Thinking of installing some green neon underlighting
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Cool cunt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:43, Reply)

precisely

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:42, Reply)

I'm still working on it

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:41, Reply)