I entered a competition at work on Monday to win tickets to England v Montenegro
I count my failure to win as a fairly awesome escape.

Also, this dates from the start of the miners' imprisonment, but still makes me piss myself; www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/chilean-mine-starting-to-sound-not-bad-201008263039/
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:40, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I bet you'd love to 'mount a negro'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:41, Reply)

That's not bad
but I've seen you do better. I'll shall give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you've yet to have a coffee this morning
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:43, Reply)

I actually did a small lol
at Monty for that remark
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:44, Reply)

it amused me too

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 10:45, Reply)