This is why I always take a calculator to restaurant dates
so I can accurately apportion the bill depending on the goods and services we have each consumed.

I also take a projected budget report to ensure we keep within the funds I have allocated for the meal.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:42, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

let's never get divorced, mmkay?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:45, Reply)

You and me 4evah babe!

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)

that's what my tattoo says!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)

I always knew you were right classy like

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)

l b
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:01, Reply)

i'm dead expensive me

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:06, Reply)

people think you're kidding
but you're an accountant, you have a special Going Out calculator for just such occasions don't you?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Yes, my Casio fx-83WA
It has a sliding cover to protect it from spillages (of drink)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:48, Reply)