I'm trying to think what of my "talents" would help me get men.
Sadly all I can think of is "mental", "lightweight [booze]", "heavyweight [fatty]" and "has command of 2 ancient languages".

The latter has been used to ask someone out, LOL.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:50, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

command of two ancient languages would work on me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:52, Reply)

me pedice, ingens puer ;)

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)

my foot, something boy?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Fuck me up the arse, big boy.
futuere volo qualem bestia :)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:57, Reply)

are you sure it wasn't something about feet?
edit: I reckon it would work as well. Assuming you can speak them as well, and don't have an awful voice.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:57, Reply)

pes pedis - foot
pedico - bugger
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I am certain that knowledge will come in handy

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Yup.
It's called a false friend. Words that look quite similar. Like vir and vis (which goes to virem etc) which mean totally different things. It gets confusing.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:02, Reply)

which is the other language?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Hmm?
Those are both Latin words. You can tell if it's Greek as it looks like τουτος
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:08, Reply)

I wasn't referring to the stuff you'd posted
was asking what other language you have command of. In hindsight I didn't ask it very well!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:21, Reply)

You should have guessed by that word that it's Ancient Greek.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:40, Reply)

I know that after you posted some greek script :-P
give me some credit!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:41, Reply)

languages prostitutes
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:53, Reply)

I prefered Dr Mengele.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:55, Reply)

That is my gentle alter ego.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)

What's this one then?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:01, Reply)

I am releasing my inner child.
as he is locked in the cellar
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Never undestimate the power of "lightweight [booze]"

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:56, Reply)

You are referring to the 'cheap date/sex probabilty' factor.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I'm a pretty cheap date.
Well, I would be, if anyone took me out on one.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:05, Reply)

It is probably fear of being punched.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:34, Reply)

The power behind my fists, I imagine.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:05, Reply)

I am aware of the need to duck and weave whenever I'm talking to you now,
so I should be fine. You, on the other hand, may get seasick.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)

I have no talents
which is why I am single
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:59, Reply)

If I remember right, you have at least two.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:26, Reply)