may I direct my learned colleague to this interchange
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post910272
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:05, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

yes but i don't talk like that in real life!!!
well. sometimes. occasionally. on certain occasions.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:09, Reply)

outrageous behaviour for a supposedly demure young lady.
for shame!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:15, Reply)

i'm not sure i ever said i was demure
lots of things. but demure??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:17, Reply)

ok, maybe I made that up

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:18, Reply)

you can list some of the other things if you like
pretend you are selling me to your musicianmate
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:20, Reply)

little point
his girlfriend looks like Zooey Deschanel
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:21, Reply)

you absolute buffoon
why have you just wasted 10 minutes of my life on a man who already has a girlfriend?

duuuuuuude, i can find my own losers, i certainly don't need any help there!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:23, Reply)

just a very long-winded way of calling you crude
also, I'm really bored.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:24, Reply)

you're going to be the second person
in a week that i have VERY NEARLY IGNORED
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:26, Reply)

surely you couldn't ignore me
after all we've been through together
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:26, Reply)

one might have thought that of the first offender too
i am an ice queen, mr v. an ice queen.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:33, Reply)

how alluring

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:34, Reply)