That I'm really attractive to girls and not a hopeless failure

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:12, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Now that, my son, is not positive shit
I can smell the negativity
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:15, Reply)

Don't be such a bender.
The only women attracted to emos are female emos.

IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT, EH?

Night after night of Tim Burton films and 'guyliner'???
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:19, Reply)

Leave Tim Burton alone eh Monty
Edward Scissorhands is a cracking film, as is Sweeney Todd, although I will concede most of the credit for that has to go to Steven Sondheim
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:30, Reply)

Sweeney Todd was Fucking Shit.
I saw it on a plane, and opted for the Philip Pullman abortion after ten minutes, even though for some reason the dialogue was dubbed into German. And my German is limited to 'Gott in himmell!' and 'Achtung! Schnell, schnell!' etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:41, Reply)

And whatever the German for "final solution" is, presumably
If you're referring to The Golden Compass, then I am ashamed to know you. Worst book-to-film adapatation EVER. And I've seen Dreamcatcher
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:48, Reply)

There's some pretty hot emos around
but they keep stealing your razors.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:02, Reply)

There's only enough room for one of us whiners on O/T love.
And I was here first.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:21, Reply)

You should hook up and have nothing to whine about each night

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:24, Reply)

He's way too young for me hon.

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:30, Reply)

Meh, age is a number
he's cute and I'm sure you could teach him a thing or two.
(berk, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:32, Reply)

I don't want to teach anyone anything anymore.
besides........YOU'RE SINGLE!
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:33, Reply)

*ahem*
not currently...
(berk, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:34, Reply)

*big grin*

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:41, Reply)

Oh, okay
I'll mtfu and cheer up then
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:25, Reply)

Do this
women do not like emo men: misery and moping are big turn-offs.
(berk, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:27, Reply)

I'm not miserable or mopey offline
I like to get all the self hatred out of me online and face the world with smiles and quiet charm. I've been fine for ages but it has been a very testing couple of weeks.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:32, Reply)

Aw, sorry
I know it must have been a rough time for you. I guess it's better to vent/mope on the internet than do it in real life.
You should still cheer up though!
(berk, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:36, Reply)

Every time I do something else kicks me back
Yesterday I saw my kittens, that made me very sad :(
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:55, Reply)

Ouch :(
Catnap them? She's the cheating harpy after all, she doesn't deserve anything nice like kittens in her life!
(berk, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Hang about
Are you using B3ta for PERSONAL GAIN? Actually employing the internet to channel your frustration so that you can live your life in a positive and proactive manner?

GET OUT
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:38, Reply)

Yes boss, sorry boss

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:50, Reply)

No, no, no
NOBODY does what I say around here
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:58, Reply)