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Early to bed and early to rise...This morning I hope to be on time for work and face any shit or low morale with a smile.
I will have a healthy lunch and go for a walk.
My washing is already hung up to dry, and I've had my morning dump.
What positive shit are you lying to yourself with today?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 7:37,
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I'm going to the gym this eveningI've done my laundry,I've got lots of interesting food in for tea, there's a bash soon, it's nearly Friday... That's it. Damn, that's depressing.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 7:56,
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How can a bash be depressing?Unless you think that no one will turn up.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:06,
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Mostly depressing that I can't think of anything elseCould be worse, I'm sure, I'm not stuck down a mine in Chile dreading my turn in the dress.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:23,
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"Doctors find that most serious medical condition amongst Chilean miners is sore anus"(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:29,
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I may change it to that.Keep them peeled, Sherlock.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:04,
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Exposed at last, blast you Rootaaaaargh.Most convincing sock puppet ever.
My sister deserves better than me.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:13,
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Low morale + smile = mentalThe only bit of positive shit I have at the moment is the prospect of a replacement company car, after 4 months driving around in a crappy van.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:02,
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NahSomeone moaned yesterday and I said "Well why don't you do something about it?" he looked at me like I meant it, then I said "For example, tonight I'm going to set fire to the place."
Then we lolled and temporarily forgot our misery.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:04,
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That I'm really attractive to girls and not a hopeless failure(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:12,
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Now that, my son, is not positive shitI can smell the negativity
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:15,
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Don't be such a bender.The only women attracted to emos are female emos.
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT, EH?
Night after night of Tim Burton films and 'guyliner'???
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:19,
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Leave Tim Burton alone eh MontyEdward Scissorhands is a cracking film, as is Sweeney Todd, although I will concede most of the credit for that has to go to Steven Sondheim
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Sweeney Todd was Fucking Shit.I saw it on a plane, and opted for the Philip Pullman abortion after ten minutes, even though for some reason the dialogue was dubbed into German. And my German is limited to 'Gott in himmell!' and 'Achtung! Schnell, schnell!' etc.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:41,
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And whatever the German for "final solution" is, presumablyIf you're referring to The Golden Compass, then I am ashamed to know you. Worst book-to-film adapatation EVER. And I've seen Dreamcatcher
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There's some pretty hot emos aroundbut they keep stealing your razors.
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There's only enough room for one of us whiners on O/T love.And I was here first.
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girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:21,
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You should hook up and have nothing to whine about each night(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:24,
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Meh, age is a numberhe's cute and I'm sure you could teach him a thing or two.
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I don't want to teach anyone anything anymore.besides........YOU'RE SINGLE!
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girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:33,
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Oh, okayI'll mtfu and cheer up then
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:25,
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Do thiswomen do not like emo men: misery and moping are big turn-offs.
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I'm not miserable or mopey offlineI like to get all the self hatred out of me online and face the world with smiles and quiet charm. I've been fine for ages but it has been a very testing couple of weeks.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:32,
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Aw, sorryI know it must have been a rough time for you. I guess it's better to vent/mope on the internet than do it in real life.
You should still cheer up though!
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Every time I do something else kicks me backYesterday I saw my kittens, that made me very sad :(
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:55,
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Ouch :(Catnap them? She's the cheating harpy after all, she doesn't deserve anything nice like kittens in her life!
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Hang aboutAre you using B3ta for PERSONAL GAIN? Actually employing the internet to channel your frustration so that you can live your life in a positive and proactive manner?
GET OUT
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Yes boss, sorry boss(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:50,
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Morning!I've not had a dump yet - I'm more of a lunchtime shitter. And I did my laundry yesterday, although it's not quite dry yet, given the dull weather we've had.
Your 'early to bed' comment made me remember my mate's saying. He likes the farmer's adage - Early to bed, and up with the cock in the morning.
Edit - my positive shit: I've got a second interview for a job I was going for.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:15,
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I'm telling myself how I only have 4 more days of classes before I go on study leave for exams.and that I CAN deal with the sudden spate in school bitchiness and clique-ness, due to the fact that I have a date tomorrow, which means that even if the majority of my year level don't like me, someone else disagrees.
Yes, I'm an egotist.
AND I have chocolate tonight. So I'm in a good-ish mood.
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By the time you're my age you will not be in regular contact with anybody from schoolOne of them will have developed an obsession with you and got sectioned, there will be three on your facebook who are ok but you still won't see them very often in real life.
You will feel very little in the way of malice for anyone who bullied you. The end.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:19,
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This is trueI have a handful of school people whom I'm still in contact with, but haven't seen the rest in over 20 years. So ignore them.
After all you're the one who's
Even if it doesn't work out, you'll still have the chocolate!
(Edit - this reply was to Poppet, not you, Roota)
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:23,
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I gathered thatBut I do have chocolate and cock so it's ok
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:25,
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ExcellentI have my own cock, and my own chocolate. But I'll be sharing both this weekend. Well, maybe not sharing the chocolate...
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:28,
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Coffee, schmoffeeYou're old enough to know by now that the phrase, "Would you like to come in for a coffee?" actually means, "Come on, let's shag".
I'm sure it applies in Australia too!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:29,
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ahah I was the one who asked!I was being purely innocent for once.
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Oh, OKPresumably you wouldn't turn down the offer though, if it arose? (so to speak)
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:34,
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It mighteventually lead to cock though, right? And quite frankly fuck your schoolmates. I had an utterly miserable time at school too and there's barely a one of them that I keep in touch with. It feels heartbreaking now, but as Roota says, 10 years down the line you really won't give a shit.
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I'm sort of at that stage already.I'm not going to out clubbing with the rest of the year level next week on our last day, and I'm not going to the year level outing organised through school, and I'm also not letting one of those fuckers come near my shirt with a marker.
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At least you can take your shirt off and put another one onJust hope they don't start writing on your skin with permanent marker. It's a bugger to remove.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:35,
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you should write into Chat or Take A Break with that tipyou could win a fiver!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:40,
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I have no feelings in the way of malice towards them - it just makes me a little sad if I dwell too long on it.I currently am speaking to just two girls who I was friends with last year (who left this year) and I can think of maybe one person I'll keep in contact with from my year level after this year.
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One of my school bullies is now a doctor in Mexicoand according to Friends Reunited is very sorry for being such a little shit.
It would still warm me if he were hit by a bus, but I'm less likely to arrange it now.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:27,
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maybe he'll get his head lopped off like that detective who was looking into the gangs.And then maybe his head will be put in a suitcase and given to you as a present.
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1. I don't have enough work to do to keep me in my office until midnight ,seven days a week until the New Year
2. I'm not sliding inexorably towards barkruptcy again. One day I won't be able to wriggle out of it and then the 'leaving a paid-for house to my daughter when my inevitable untimely demise removes me from the earth' plan will have failed.
3. I definitely won't, in an attempt to escape the stress, pressure and arse-aching boredom of my futile existence, blast my cerebellum into outer space this evening.
4. TalkTalk will definitely surprise me by actually supplying me with internet and television by the time I get home tonight.
You see, Shaximinimus, THAT'S how it's done.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:25,
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Fuck me you're a moaning auld cuntYou were lower than the bottom the ocean the other week when you couldn't see your babby and you were through with birds!
The babby doesn't need a house but I'm sure you'll find a way to leave her one.
Drugs, meh, you love em, you'll take em.
Work, fair dooz, that sucks.
The only real bad thing here is the TalkTalk situation.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:28,
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Take them to courtArgue that in the modern world a connection to the internet is a basic human right. Equate TalkTalk to the Nazis. Get a huge payout. All your problems solved!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:31,
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But I'm not a TalkTalk sympathiser.I don't understand the analogy.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:35,
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I lolled at "outser space"He could moan that his spelling has become as bad as mine.
edit: cunt.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:33,
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It's the worst of the four, it really is.I flipped out at a nine-year-old Indian, his supervisor and then the billing department on Tuesday, endlessly repeating my tale of woe in ever-increasing levels of agitation. The result: 'you should write a letter to Head Office'.
I truly knew what it feels like to have lost the will to live.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:33,
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Talk Talk actually drove me to tears with frustration when I was with them.(
girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:34,
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I had to grab the phone off my dad really quickly onceHe was on the phone to Virgin Media and I could see by the perspiration and huffy breathing that he was seconds away from saying the word 'twat'.
More accurately I knew he was going to say "Listen, you twat, you..."
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:36,
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One of my QOTW posts has had the shit trolled out of itI am choosing to believe that this means something good somehow, like it's a mark of honour in B3ta terms. Having re-read it I can actually see the point the trolls are making and am chastising myself for writing it in a hurry, hence the lack of linkage. Happily I had nothing but distaste for either of the dickheads in question even before they started commenting so my good opinion of no-one is lost.
Did that sound positive? I meant it to in my head. Need moar caffeine
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Not positive enoughYou are the weakest link. Goodbye.
(Just practising for you!)
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:39,
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I have no intention of hearing Anne Robinson say those words to meBut it's nice of you to think of it :-)
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I think a bit worse would be"Darth, you leave with nothing".
Mind you, I'd hardly be willing to embarrass myself on national television for a 1/9 chance of winning a couple of thousand quid, so good on you for giving it a go!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:50,
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Thanks mateIf I go out in the first few rounds my mates will crucify me though
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the trouble isas you are smarter than almost all of the people who have ever been on that show (not much of a compliment) you run the risk of being voted off before the end because the retards feel threatened.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:31,
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Link? I'd dearly like to troll the shit out of it, too.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:39,
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Fuck you sonny jimRemembering that you said the replies on QOTW depressed you too much to consider unleashing your undoubted wit in the form of a new post ever again, I choose to believe that you wouldn't lower yourself to that level and are merely threatening to by way of a particularly charming "Good morning"
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Actually you're right,I was winding you up.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:51,
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It's this sort of attention to detail and rapid recall that will make Anne Robinson my bitchOh that is a HORRIFIC mental image
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I hate people saying "something happened but I can't tell you about it"especially when it's just a few clicks away.
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The only reason I can think for you to do that is that you saw the potential to embarrass me in a public forumYou are such a twat
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You're the one who brought it up stop being such an embarrassment-tease.(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:31, Reply)
That's what your parents said when you were born, I'll wager.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:22,
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Quite possiblyThey were most likely preparing me for the number of times others would look at me blankly and say the same thing
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Not much of trolling really Darth.You should have waded in and defended yourself.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:40,
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I think there was sufficient venomous twattiness for it to be deemed trollingHave only just noticed the comments and frankly I can't be arsed, Rory is nought but a troll and therefore beneath my consideration and Plumdozer is an absolute dickhead in my experience. Besides, I really didn't write it particularly well, I'm not proud enough of the post to defend it and all other accusations are scurrilous or fictitious
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Good morning, sweet cheeksHow are you doing lately? These days the only things I know about you is which TV programs you're watching and why you don't like them.
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You're in an excelent mood todayYou've been laughing all morning? Is there anything you want to tell us?
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I get tomorrow off to bake cupcakesso I'm happy! Plus I had a new pole class last night and all my students loved it so that has pleased me as well.
Yeah yeah Monty, cupcakes, pole dancing blah
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:35,
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HahahaMonty doesn't understand you, don't worry.
Cupcakes and pole dancing sound like a fun mix. Are you baking the cupcakes for an special ocasion?
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I've got a photographer coming to take pictures of them all for a websiteso we can hopefully start taking orders.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:41,
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Oh, that's what you were talking about yesterdayI thought the photographer was for the corsets!
I hope it goes very well. I'm sure they'll look delicious.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:45, Reply)
Good morning darlingI've been buried behind mountains of work of late, apologies for my absence. How are you? Wedding plans advancing OK, I hope?
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Well, if you're going to use work as an excuse...It never stopped you before coming here.
I'm fine, going from very happy to very upset and viceversa in minutes, but I imagine it's going to be like this until the day's past.
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Well that's not goodWhat's got you stressed out honey? And yes I know I used to spend all day on here at work, but that was when I had a rubbish job which required very little effort
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I know, I knowI try to relax. I'm not doing too badly, really. Things are going well. It's only when I have to face stupid people that I get upset.
So are you at least enjoying the new job? What are you doing? And when are you going to the weakest link?
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I'm sorry to hear thatStupid people are everywhere.
Am at Cable & Wireless now, actually quite enjoying being so busy, which is odd. Am filming Weakest Link on December 2nd - will let you know when I have a broadcast date
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Cable & Wireless?What do you do there? Techy job or phone job?
Good luck with the program. With all the abuse you get here I'm sure you'll be more than ready.
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Yeah as Monty said the other day, whatever stick I get on TV will be nothing I haven't heard beforePhone job, graduating to slightly more techy job shortly. Have much more spare cash to play with which is really nice. Going to Vietnam next month with Ms Foxtrot. How are things with you apart from stupid people and weddings?
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Sounds fairI'm sure you'll do great. I'm glad you're happy with the job too, and the extra cash is always good. Vietnam! I'd like to go there too!
Things are fine. Still haven't found a job down South, but I keep being optimistic about it. We've started preparing the honeymoon and I love it, all the things we're going to do and that. We already have bought the tickets. I'm very excited about it.
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I did not go homeand get up to all sorts of naughtiness with a cute young man who was not my boyfriend and I am not nearly as hungover as I deserve or expected to be.
These are both Good Things.
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Everyone's doing it these daysIt's like Italy over here now.
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djtrialprice, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:50,
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They'd better fucking not be.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:51,
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Haha very good.How are you, by the way?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:54,
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I'm battling against the pure bloody awfulness of todayby not quite having left my bed yet. Can't complain though, thanks for asking.
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djtrialprice, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:57,
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Thinking onFuck I'm going to be very late for work. Must dash.
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djtrialprice, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:00,
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I fucking love your Halloween nameI said it in the Vincent Price voice as well
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:00,
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I'm shocked RootaI fell for his lies! I should have known.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:25,
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It was me KitzoI wouldn't have demanded credit if he hadn't been so naughty about it.
Lies just roll off his tongue.
On Friday he'll tell you we're 'on a break' I'll bet.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:32,
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hahaI won't let him touch my cupcakes I promise!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:35,
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I'm impressedI keep saying everything you write in the voice now though.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:25,
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No. Very carefully not playing awaybut crikey he was cute and I was tempted...
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I've got tomorrow off to make cupcakes so today is my FridayI'm also telling myself that this is the beginning of my cupcake empire and step one towards becoming a dragon.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:45,
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For some bizarre reasonEvery time you mention your cupcakes, I always imagine you're using it as a euphemism for your tits.
Damn my warped mind.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:48,
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I bet Kitty's cupcakes taste awesomeI can't wait to get my hands on Kitty's cupcakes next Friday.
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djtrialprice, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:52,
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You just want to nibble the cherry on the top, don't you?(
K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:53,
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I normally take the cherry out with my fingersand give it to someone else. Probably Roota. That would be soooo hot.
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djtrialprice, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:59,
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ooh this is making me a bit uncomfortable...no not like that!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:01,
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I read that as'blah blah blah, cupcakes, poledancing, blah blah blah'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:52,
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Yay look, Monty is miserable. Something new and exciting for us all.Cheer up it's not even 9am.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:57,
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I read that as'blah blah blah I'm a student bender blah blah blah'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:02,
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blah blah massive drugs, my daughter, woe is me, blah blahmaybe you wouldn't be so skint if you STOPPED BUYING DRUGS you retard.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:04,
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Do you think I don't know that?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:06,
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well stop looking down on everyone else when you make such dreadful life decisions yourself!(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:10,
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I'm afraid that won't be possible, sorry.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:13,
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You have the finest standards of any coke head I've ever known.Keep them up.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:19,
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I'm off tomorrow as well! Yey!Mmmmm... cupcakes. I'm looking forward to trying them.
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I'm kind of happyas my family replied to the email yesterday and apologised for been silly and are coming to the wedding.
I thought of eating healthily this morning, but my flatmate had croissants for breakfast, so I broke that already. I thought of coming early to work, but I was too tired, so no either.
I'll be packing for my hen do tonight. That's a good thing.
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Only a massive racist would post this ^(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:03,
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I know, Hitler, I knowI'm just trying to follow your steps as best as I can.
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Good lad, Frankie.Want to borrow some Stuka dive-bombers? I want to test them out but as yet I'm not engaged in an actual war so I wondered whether you'd 'do the honours'.
Thanks awfully,
Adi x
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:12,
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Really? You'll let me try them?You're so nice! I don't know why some people don't like you. They obviously don't know the real you.
I'd love to test them. I've been upset with the French since they started that stupid chain of strikes. What do you think?
Always yours.
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I get a lot of bad pressbut I know it's just 'playa hating' so I don't sweat it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:18,
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oh that's brilliant, I'm so glad they responded reasonably!(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:05,
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Me tooWhen I got the email I was a bit scared of opening it, but it was very good, and now I'm only missing 118 people to reply. EY!
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if anyone misses the wedding it's their lossthere's always so much food at weddings they would be silly to miss out
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:23,
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I have a nommy sausage sandwichAnd enough in the fridge for that to be my breakfast until monday.
Also a good excuse for doing naff all work until the weekend (aside from 6h of lectures) (the lectures have only just started, so I'm not even at the point of understanding the questions on the sheet yet, and it's not due until wednesday anyway.)
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Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:03,
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A whatty sausage sandwich?I suppose you did at least not call it a sammich.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:04,
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mmm sossige sammichNOM NOM NOM
*glares at Monty*
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:05,
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I'm going to hug you so hard at the bash(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:11,
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He might melt if you do itBe careful or you'll end up with sticky bits of Hitler all over you.
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hahahahasticky bits of Hitler, love it.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:14,
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kittykittykittyDid you see my facebook post, lots of lawyergirls were keen on corsets. I don't even charge commission!!!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:13,
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I did indeed, I just replied to it, thanks for networking for me!I've made a couple of proper steel boned ones which are probably the kind they're after, but I don't have photos of them on the site. However, I will have a few photos tomorrow night so when I do I'll send them to you so you can pimp me out!
How did your networky thing go? Turn anyone gay?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:15,
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See! You CAN network without teasing the cock.And very good at it too, it would appear.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:33,
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it's trueThat is how business works I guess - my friend the bank wants to buy a property, how funny my friend the developer has one to sell...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:42,
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Funnily enough,I'm going to drug you so hard at the bash.
/scary internet man
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:19,
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oh man, I'm missing out on free drugs too :-((
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:22,
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Montstock 2 will not be the same without you either.You bumpkin wanker.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:25,
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don't get marriedand don't buy a house in need of a load of work, that's all I can say. It severely hinders your ability to go places and do things.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:33,
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I currently need1. new kitchen
2. new front door
3. two new window panes
4. new internal paintjob
5. to finish the bathroom window frame that I have half stripped but gave up on when I'd stripped enough to open the window (it was painted shut)
My technique for dealing with this is 'go out'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:46,
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sossige and bacon(is there a LOLWACKY way of spelling bacon?).
Posh sausages too. I realise the new Tesco is trying to price out the covered market, but being able to have a sossy-sammy* each morning is worth it.
I'll get my meat for the weekend from the decent places to make up for it.
*to be honest, even I'd be annoyed at anyone using this normally
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Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:11,
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I hate when people call suspenders sussiesI don't know why, I think it's because it just sounds like a silly word.
Also, you said 'meat for the weekend' ROFFLE
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:13,
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Well, that tooBut that's more likely to be at the history soc cocktails than the butchers*.
*but not much more likely, due to massive geekiness. Might have to wait until I go visit a friend (in the -zone sense) in Durham
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Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:21,
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'beer can'The phonetic Jamaican version.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:16,
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I'm hungryI wonder if it's the stress, but I can't stop eating.
Mmmmmm sausage.
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Glad to hear you'l be getting plenty of hot sausage actionfor the forseeable future. Eh? Eh? Nudge nudge, wink wink.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:49,
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genuinely positiveThe council gave in on my parking ticket..... Hoorah!! Where is that doubter al, where is he, he needs to know this.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:12,
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He's in the canteen,stuffing his face with 'nommy sammiches', if I know that boy.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:14,
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but i need to gloathe doubted my persuasive skills and now he must pay by having them rubbed in his face.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:20,
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He has to pay?Did you convince them it was his car? Sweeeeet.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:23,
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:52,
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I miss Al being on here. It's much easier to hate him when he is posting.(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:24,
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I love hearing you speak like thatproper turns me on.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:22,
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