One of my QOTW posts has had the shit trolled out of it
I am choosing to believe that this means something good somehow, like it's a mark of honour in B3ta terms. Having re-read it I can actually see the point the trolls are making and am chastising myself for writing it in a hurry, hence the lack of linkage. Happily I had nothing but distaste for either of the dickheads in question even before they started commenting so my good opinion of no-one is lost.

Did that sound positive? I meant it to in my head. Need moar caffeine
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:33, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Not positive enough
You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

(Just practising for you!)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:39, Reply)

I have no intention of hearing Anne Robinson say those words to me
But it's nice of you to think of it :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:47, Reply)

I think a bit worse would be
"Darth, you leave with nothing".

Mind you, I'd hardly be willing to embarrass myself on national television for a 1/9 chance of winning a couple of thousand quid, so good on you for giving it a go!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:50, Reply)

Thanks mate
If I go out in the first few rounds my mates will crucify me though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:57, Reply)

the trouble is
as you are smarter than almost all of the people who have ever been on that show (not much of a compliment) you run the risk of being voted off before the end because the retards feel threatened.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:31, Reply)

Link? I'd dearly like to troll the shit out of it, too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:39, Reply)

Fuck you sonny jim
Remembering that you said the replies on QOTW depressed you too much to consider unleashing your undoubted wit in the form of a new post ever again, I choose to believe that you wouldn't lower yourself to that level and are merely threatening to by way of a particularly charming "Good morning"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:46, Reply)

Actually you're right,
I was winding you up.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:51, Reply)

It's this sort of attention to detail and rapid recall that will make Anne Robinson my bitch
Oh that is a HORRIFIC mental image
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:56, Reply)

Give me a minute I'll find it.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:07, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/vandals/post910536
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:10, Reply)

Why?
Genuinely, why?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:16, Reply)

I hate people saying "something happened but I can't tell you about it"
especially when it's just a few clicks away.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:20, Reply)

The only reason I can think for you to do that is that you saw the potential to embarrass me in a public forum
You are such a twat
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:23, Reply)

You're the one who brought it up stop being such an embarrassment-tease.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:31, Reply)

Hang on a second
Your punctuation has disappeared

Fuck off Bert
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:32, Reply)

MTFU

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:33, Reply)

That's what your parents said when you were born, I'll wager.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:22, Reply)

Quite possibly
They were most likely preparing me for the number of times others would look at me blankly and say the same thing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:25, Reply)

We've all been trolled love.
Suck it up!
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:39, Reply)

Not much of trolling really Darth.
You should have waded in and defended yourself.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:40, Reply)

I think there was sufficient venomous twattiness for it to be deemed trolling
Have only just noticed the comments and frankly I can't be arsed, Rory is nought but a troll and therefore beneath my consideration and Plumdozer is an absolute dickhead in my experience. Besides, I really didn't write it particularly well, I'm not proud enough of the post to defend it and all other accusations are scurrilous or fictitious
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:44, Reply)

Good morning, sweet cheeks
How are you doing lately? These days the only things I know about you is which TV programs you're watching and why you don't like them.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:08, Reply)

hahaha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:09, Reply)

You're in an excelent mood today
You've been laughing all morning? Is there anything you want to tell us?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:32, Reply)

I get tomorrow off to bake cupcakes
so I'm happy! Plus I had a new pole class last night and all my students loved it so that has pleased me as well.

Yeah yeah Monty, cupcakes, pole dancing blah
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Hahaha
Monty doesn't understand you, don't worry.

Cupcakes and pole dancing sound like a fun mix. Are you baking the cupcakes for an special ocasion?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:39, Reply)

I've got a photographer coming to take pictures of them all for a website
so we can hopefully start taking orders.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Oh, that's what you were talking about yesterday
I thought the photographer was for the corsets!

I hope it goes very well. I'm sure they'll look delicious.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Good morning darling
I've been buried behind mountains of work of late, apologies for my absence. How are you? Wedding plans advancing OK, I hope?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:18, Reply)

Well, if you're going to use work as an excuse...
It never stopped you before coming here.

I'm fine, going from very happy to very upset and viceversa in minutes, but I imagine it's going to be like this until the day's past.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Well that's not good
What's got you stressed out honey? And yes I know I used to spend all day on here at work, but that was when I had a rubbish job which required very little effort
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:37, Reply)

I know, I know
I try to relax. I'm not doing too badly, really. Things are going well. It's only when I have to face stupid people that I get upset.

So are you at least enjoying the new job? What are you doing? And when are you going to the weakest link?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:41, Reply)

I'm sorry to hear that
Stupid people are everywhere.

Am at Cable & Wireless now, actually quite enjoying being so busy, which is odd. Am filming Weakest Link on December 2nd - will let you know when I have a broadcast date
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Cable & Wireless?
What do you do there? Techy job or phone job?

Good luck with the program. With all the abuse you get here I'm sure you'll be more than ready.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Yeah as Monty said the other day, whatever stick I get on TV will be nothing I haven't heard before
Phone job, graduating to slightly more techy job shortly. Have much more spare cash to play with which is really nice. Going to Vietnam next month with Ms Foxtrot. How are things with you apart from stupid people and weddings?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Sounds fair
I'm sure you'll do great. I'm glad you're happy with the job too, and the extra cash is always good. Vietnam! I'd like to go there too!

Things are fine. Still haven't found a job down South, but I keep being optimistic about it. We've started preparing the honeymoon and I love it, all the things we're going to do and that. We already have bought the tickets. I'm very excited about it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Good for you :-)
Where are you going?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:05, Reply)