me too
i never let any hot boys anywhere near my ipod.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:59, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

My ipod is hidden in a drawer
lest prying eyes find my secret shame
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:02, Reply)

how's your harem??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Lucy meowed all night and she's got one freaky meow
it sounds like donald duck saying "hello"

Charlie is still huffy. Preened for a bit and then went back in her coop.

tsk.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:07, Reply)

so basically
both the women in your life are sulking about something!

there's nothing for it, you're going to have to ask charlie to move in with you if you don't want to be accused of favoritism.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:11, Reply)

I think i'll just buy another house and leave them to it
or i'll live in the chicken coop
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:15, Reply)

i think
that would be the very definition of "henpecked" to say nothing of "pussywhipped" !
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:19, Reply)

you're really proud of that aren't you?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:20, Reply)

i did make myself laugh
which i try to avoid generally as the preserve of mad old lady tramps
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:24, Reply)

I laugh at my own jokes all the time
even when no one else does.

Actually, especially when no one else does.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)