Be warned though, if you go to Ketchup, and don't get an interesting (i.e. Ostrich or Alligator) burger, then you've got to try the Colossus.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:26, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I heard alligator was very easy to dry out when cooking
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Only if they take to long to cook it,
when you order it you have to ask for them to make it snappy.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)

*tumbleweed*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:31, Reply)

I'm very witty.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:37, Reply)

w sh
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Probably is
I'm just trying to remember if it's that meat, although I know that they do Ostrich and Venison burgers...

Here's the menu
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Who Killed Bambi?
Brilliant.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Definitely
The description for the Jumped The Shark one made me laugh
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Just found that
Most impressed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:39, Reply)

I'm definitely going to this place
What does the Colossus entail exactly?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:31, Reply)

A pound of beef

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:32, Reply)

As a man who lives with a vegetarian,
I thank you most profoundly for this information
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Picture, with coke bottle for scale

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Man I'm hungry

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:49, Reply)

It's risky
I'm not used to meat any more for obvious reasons so if I eat that the night before my audition I'll be risking a massive shiterush all the next day
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:49, Reply)

You'll be bunged up to fuck

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Exactly
I'll be aching to be voted off so I can go and unload. Or I'll poison the air with my noxious fumes and put everyone else off. It's a fine line
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Still worth it though

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:01, Reply)

*wants*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:50, Reply)

It's fucking lovely
Difficult to finish, but fucking worth it
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Meh, looks like just a big version of a kebab shop burger.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Far tastier though, good quality meat cooked to perfection

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:01, Reply)

I am 100% confident I'd put that away without any trouble at all.
No chips for me though, I find them dull.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:02, Reply)

The chips in there are fantastic
And the place has it's own Ketchup (hence the name) which is fucking superb.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:06, Reply)

news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Britains-Biggest-Burger-On-Sale-The-Super-Scooby-In-Jolly-Fryer-Bristol/Article/200909415394232
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:03, Reply)

I've seen that before
I just think it looks vile.

And I think this looks more like a proper breakfast. Let's see the fucker from Man vs Food take this on!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:08, Reply)

That isn't bad value for money is it?
£10.95 for that amount of food is cheap.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:11, Reply)

Not bad value at all
You ever seen Man vs Food?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:11, Reply)

I've seen a couple of them.
It's fucking mental what he puts himself through.

He is a heart attack waiting to happen.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Have you ever seen him take on the Four Horseman Burger?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:14, Reply)

I haven't seen that one
What is a Four Horseman Burger?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:16, Reply)

If you can access youtube
This is it

If not, it's basically the spiciest burger in the world. 4 different chilli typle, including this. You have to eat the burger in 25 minutes or less, with only minimal drinks. After finishing, you have to wait 5 minutes in which you are not allowed to drink anything. (That's from memory, so might not be 100% accurate)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Fucking hell
That is mental. I never knew the ghost chilli was THAT hot.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)

The video is worth a watch, normally I'd hate something like that, but it make me gain a fair bit of respect for him

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:37, Reply)

The cafe on the corner of my street
used to have a breakfast called the 'Heart Attack'. Now renamed 'The Volcano'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:11, Reply)

What did that entail?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Loss of feeling down one side and a trip to A&E

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:16, Reply)

I'll bet your mate could eat it in a sitting.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:18, Reply)