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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Quick question;
Any B3tans in Glasgow? Have just got off the blower with a researcher at the BBC and it appears I'm looking at staying there for two nights in early December. Anybody up that way fancy a pint, or able to recommend a pub in which I won't get horribly stabbed?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:06, 211 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
All scottish b3tans are rubbish
As proved by the Edinbash
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:07, Reply)
Shut your dirty trap

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:12, Reply)
TRUFAX

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:13, Reply)
What about BK, what about djtp?
Who else is Scottish...
I can't remember.
Why was Edinbash so shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:27, Reply)
None of the scottish b3tans actually turned up
They bitched for ages that all the bashes are in London, we went to Scotland and then none of them bothered turning up
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)
How many people went?
More sausage rolls for the people who turned up, I say.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:38, Reply)
Loads of people went just none frome Scotland

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:41, Reply)
Oh well
it's you lot that are shit then.
The Scottish folk would have made it fun and violent.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:57, Reply)
What?
No the edinbash was awesome it's just scottish people that are shit, not their cities
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:59, Reply)
I'm going to Edinburgh in a couple of weeks
And while me and thee have been discussing Edinburgh, I've been speaking to a woman from Edinburgh Libraries on the phooooooone woooooohhhh.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:02, Reply)
Look at you being brave and venturing north o' the border

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:05, Reply)
I see where you're going wrong Frome is actually in Somerset, that's miles from Scotland.

(Cave Duck, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:27, Reply)
it's also a fucking shithole

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:57, Reply)
I may have ended up being in hospital that night
I count it as a reasonable excuse.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:55, Reply)
...may?
Have you not decided yet?
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:57, Reply)
Well I'm pretty sure I did
But I wasn't really with it, and couldn't really breathe.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:02, Reply)
Fair excuse then
Consider yourself reprieved
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:13, Reply)
Head down Ashton Lane if you end up in Hill Head (just off Byres Road)
There are a few cracking bars down there, quite nice, and also you can get a burger from Ketchup.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:17, Reply)
Agreed
Or if you're staying further east, Merchant City has some decent eateries. Not so sure about bars though.

The BBC, being based at PQ, is a little bit out on a limb but you'll be staying in the city centre I'd guess.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:20, Reply)
Also, if you do end up down Ashton Lane, there is a bar with the greatest/stupidest name ever
The Ubiquitous Chip
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:22, Reply)
Thank you very much gents

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:23, Reply)
Be warned though, if you go to Ketchup, and don't get an interesting (i.e. Ostrich or Alligator) burger, then you've got to try the Colossus.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:26, Reply)

I heard alligator was very easy to dry out when cooking
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:27, Reply)
Only if they take to long to cook it,
when you order it you have to ask for them to make it snappy.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)
*tumbleweed*

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:31, Reply)
I'm very witty.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:37, Reply)

w sh
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:38, Reply)
Probably is
I'm just trying to remember if it's that meat, although I know that they do Ostrich and Venison burgers...

Here's the menu
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:30, Reply)
Who Killed Bambi?
Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:34, Reply)
Definitely
The description for the Jumped The Shark one made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:36, Reply)
Just found that
Most impressed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:39, Reply)
I'm definitely going to this place
What does the Colossus entail exactly?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:31, Reply)
A pound of beef

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:32, Reply)
As a man who lives with a vegetarian,
I thank you most profoundly for this information
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:36, Reply)
Picture, with coke bottle for scale

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:41, Reply)
Man I'm hungry

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:49, Reply)
It's risky
I'm not used to meat any more for obvious reasons so if I eat that the night before my audition I'll be risking a massive shiterush all the next day
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:49, Reply)
You'll be bunged up to fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:51, Reply)
Exactly
I'll be aching to be voted off so I can go and unload. Or I'll poison the air with my noxious fumes and put everyone else off. It's a fine line
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:00, Reply)
Still worth it though

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:01, Reply)
*wants*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:50, Reply)
It's fucking lovely
Difficult to finish, but fucking worth it
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:51, Reply)
Meh, looks like just a big version of a kebab shop burger.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:57, Reply)
Far tastier though, good quality meat cooked to perfection

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:01, Reply)
I am 100% confident I'd put that away without any trouble at all.
No chips for me though, I find them dull.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:02, Reply)
The chips in there are fantastic
And the place has it's own Ketchup (hence the name) which is fucking superb.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:06, Reply)

news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Britains-Biggest-Burger-On-Sale-The-Super-Scooby-In-Jolly-Fryer-Bristol/Article/200909415394232
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:03, Reply)
I've seen that before
I just think it looks vile.

And I think this looks more like a proper breakfast. Let's see the fucker from Man vs Food take this on!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:08, Reply)
That isn't bad value for money is it?
£10.95 for that amount of food is cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:11, Reply)
Not bad value at all
You ever seen Man vs Food?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:11, Reply)
I've seen a couple of them.
It's fucking mental what he puts himself through.

He is a heart attack waiting to happen.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:14, Reply)
Have you ever seen him take on the Four Horseman Burger?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:14, Reply)
I haven't seen that one
What is a Four Horseman Burger?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:16, Reply)
If you can access youtube
This is it

If not, it's basically the spiciest burger in the world. 4 different chilli typle, including this. You have to eat the burger in 25 minutes or less, with only minimal drinks. After finishing, you have to wait 5 minutes in which you are not allowed to drink anything. (That's from memory, so might not be 100% accurate)
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:27, Reply)
Fucking hell
That is mental. I never knew the ghost chilli was THAT hot.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)
The video is worth a watch, normally I'd hate something like that, but it make me gain a fair bit of respect for him

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:37, Reply)
The cafe on the corner of my street
used to have a breakfast called the 'Heart Attack'. Now renamed 'The Volcano'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:11, Reply)
What did that entail?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:12, Reply)
Loss of feeling down one side and a trip to A&E

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:16, Reply)
I'll bet your mate could eat it in a sitting.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:18, Reply)
You've just blown a BBC researcher,
and now you're going to stay at his for two nights?

Swift work, batty-man. Why don't you just interview for 'Strictly' like everyone else, though?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:18, Reply)
I initially thought this
Then realised that it was a bit too obvious, even for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:19, Reply)
I am here to help.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:20, Reply)

help constantly belittle people who I believe are inferior to myself (so everyone).
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:21, Reply)

everyone mainly TGB
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:22, Reply)

so mainly TGB especially AA
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:25, Reply)

so especially AA I fucking hate TGB
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:26, Reply)

hate love
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:26, Reply)
+and I intend on feeding her all 3 inches of my member

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:28, Reply)

all 3 inches of my member lots of yummy food at Tayyabs
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:32, Reply)
+and then all 3 inches of my member

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:33, Reply)
You're very insistant you have a small penis

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:35, Reply)
I'm speaking from the point of view of Monty
As I'm not joining you in London
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:37, Reply)
yeah yeah whatever

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:39, Reply)
Ahem.
I have a cock the size of a gorilla's arm.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)


(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:42, Reply)
Well that's just disturbing

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:42, Reply)
It's the second one in on the left.
I have a skin condition, you see.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:44, Reply)
what illness is it,
that withers arms?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:44, Reply)
ask Supreme Crow

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:58, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:03, Reply)
I should
even if he gets angry and punches me in the face (emulating another b3tan) it'll be like being gently tapped by a fairycake
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:04, Reply)
I'll fucking tap you with a fairy cake in a minute

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:08, Reply)
Doesn't come off too well as a threat, does it?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:09, Reply)
You can't apply for Strictly, genius
You can only compete if you're a professional dancer or a D-list celebrity, and I'm a few years away from being either
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:22, Reply)
There was that So You Think You Can Dance show a bit ago though
that was really good, you could apply for that if it comes on again.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:26, Reply)
So are you engaged? Or are you actively planning your wedding?
follow up question does your boyfriend know about it?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:28, Reply)
stop following me into other threads.
I'm not engaged but Wiggy is fully aware that my hypothetical wedding is roughly planned out. Should he actually choose to propose at some point that would be convenient.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:33, Reply)
Play all the single ladies
everytime he gets home from work.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:36, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:39, Reply)
Have you seen the standard on So You Think You Can Dance?
Everyone on there is a) much, much better than me and b) also considerably younger. They've all been dancing their whole lives, I only took up Ballroom when I was 25. Nice idea though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:30, Reply)
Yeah they did seem pretty awesome
Made me wish I'd learned dance from when I was tiny. Something to force onto my kids though!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:34, Reply)
Yeah me too
Apart from the kids, I'm not having any apparently
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:37, Reply)
how come?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:38, Reply)
the UN have forbidden it

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)
For the safety of us all.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:41, Reply)
This is perfectly viable
However the explanation is much more simple; I don't have a womb
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:50, Reply)
It's because he insists on doing his bird up the shitter
and calling her 'Gary' at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:52, Reply)
She still hasn't figured = /

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:52, Reply)
Your sort are allowed to adopt now.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:42, Reply)
Hahah

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:45, Reply)
I was going to say that last time this came up
but I was worried it was a medical condition or something and I didn't want to be insensitive.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:49, Reply)
Of all the theories offered above,
this one made me alugh the most. Points
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:50, Reply)
And alughter is the best emdicine

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:56, Reply)
is that a brand name?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:57, Reply)
No, it's the motto of DAD
Dyslexic Doctors Agency
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:58, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:02, Reply)
I was made to dance from when I was tiny
Still didn't make me any good.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:37, Reply)
mine will inherit my mad body popping skills
I might be one of those terrible mothers who teaches her kids to pole dance aged 5.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:38, Reply)
Ah well, it'll empower them as females.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:39, Reply)
they'll be the most empowered children on the planet.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:49, Reply)
you should get them rings of power
not heart though, that would be shit
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:53, Reply)
hahaha
I love CP references
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:55, Reply)
You love CP?!?!?!?!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:57, Reply)
It's only because of you I know what this means
*vomits*
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:00, Reply)
Not really.
Most people who've dabbled in 4chan or the darker areas of the Internet know it stands for Captain Picard.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:01, Reply)
I mean I'd never heard anyone else refer to it as such
And it's only since that I've ventured into the darker areas of the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:02, Reply)
He's my hero

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:00, Reply)
Gonna take pollution down to zero.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:04, Reply)
MODZ!!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:01, Reply)
v&

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:01, Reply)
There are many, many worse abbreviations than CP.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:04, Reply)
DP
Also something Lampito knows
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:05, Reply)
:O

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:07, Reply)
DOUBLE PUNCH!
I hear she like it two-fisted.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:10, Reply)
I read that in a racist chinese accent then

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:15, Reply)
Northerner in racist shocker.
Yeah yeah you're a southener really, heard it all before, whatever.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:16, Reply)
When you meet me at the bash you'll probably think I sound like a northerner
whereas the northerners will think I'm a southern fairy. So I'll probably be shunned by both.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:17, Reply)
I was going to shun you anyway, I wouldn't worry about that.
Are you bringing a whippet on a string?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:19, Reply)
i get that all the time
people at home think i am a poxy southerner. people in london think i am a pigeonfancying northener.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:22, Reply)
People from b3ta think you're a bread-obsessed deviant...

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:25, Reply)
9/10
isn't bad i suppose
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:39, Reply)
Don't worry.
I still love you, despite your regional disability.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:25, Reply)
a bit of rich northern blood
is just what you pale southerners need!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:39, Reply)
WGW?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:07, Reply)
My old housemate had to have regular DVDAP

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:09, Reply)
I take it you were careful only sitting her on large seats, so she wouldn't swallow them?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:10, Reply)
Had to look that up.
Eep.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:12, Reply)
That's a shock

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:13, Reply)
Good thing you're a student then.
I can't imagine google has any sfw results.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:14, Reply)
Hey, I'm going in soon.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:17, Reply)
Well I am in the NSDAP.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:18, Reply)
All of it?
For fuck's sakes man, frantic editing, post deletion, what's going on here?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:20, Reply)
I'm confused, old boy.
I think I have 'Pratchett's Disease'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:22, Reply)
It was only a matter of time before all those years started to take their toll, I suppose.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:24, Reply)
True indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:25, Reply)
TSGB

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:10, Reply)
TransSexual Grammar Badger?
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:11, Reply)
bastard

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:12, Reply)
Transexual Gender-Bending?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:12, Reply)
she could make them wear mini corsets

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:56, Reply)
that would be awesome
their bones will be all squishy and malleable at that age, I can proper deform them!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:58, Reply)
Haha
use the cupcake themed material and send them out as walking adverts. You could have a double page spread in 'Take a Break' in months
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:02, Reply)
I'll be the best dressed contestant on Jeremy Kyle

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:08, Reply)
You could wear an Oddjob bowler hat
and take his head off with it.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:10, Reply)
I watched the original of that the other day
I am impressed at the MAD SKILLZ demonstrated
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:17, Reply)
me too
it's pretty hard to throw an envelope on target and he would have looked pretty silly if it had just fluttered past and onto the floor. Still wish it had been a chair though. The chav kind of looked like Ethan Hawke if he fell on hard times.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:20, Reply)
Even if Ethan Hawke
became a crack addict, he still would look nowhere near as bad as that guy
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:22, Reply)
I am a huge fan of Howard Sakata.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:21, Reply)
I was doing a pub quiz last night and the question was 'what was Jeremy Kyle assaulted with this week'
and the team we marked had written "a chair". That would have been brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:19, Reply)
Especially if he had also followed it up with
"You throw it at me, I'll throw it at you. Yer mum."
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:21, Reply)
Did you immediatly start crying about the girl calling you a twat?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:38, Reply)
I did ballet every day for a year
I'm still ungraceful
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:41, Reply)
I used to horseride, dance, and paint a lot.
I also used to cut up bits of animal and draw diagrams, do chemistry experiments and play with LEGO. I had a rich and varied childhood, and I hardly ever watched TV.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:44, Reply)
no TV in our house
middle-class :(
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:45, Reply)
I got into the habit of watching the News each day.
Only broke it ast year :/
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:49, Reply)
I should thank my parents
it gave me an excellent grounding- a mind that got a lot of other opportunities than TV and a body that still serves me in good stead metabolism wise, with all the basics I'll need if I ever get back in shape
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:54, Reply)

un dis
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:50, Reply)
that as well

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:52, Reply)
I don't like Glasgow
I recommend going to Edinburgh. But if you have to go to Glasgow, there's a massive Wetherspoons that used to be a bank, and it's really prety. I don't remember where it was, but it was close to George sq or something like that.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:36, Reply)
Probably a Lloyds?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:36, Reply)
How has nobody complimented you on this pub?
I take my metaphorical hat off to you
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:14, Reply)
Glasgow is where Weakest Link is filmed
so I have no choice in the matter sadly. Thank you for the suggestion though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:37, Reply)
No wonder Anne Robinson is cross.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 10:48, Reply)
Don't take any shit from her Darth, call her a cunt from the start.
And I want to see a crudely drawn cock on the little blue board that you hold up.

"So Darth, why did you choose John?"

"Because he's a CAAAAAANT!"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:27, Reply)
i used to think anne robinson was beautiful
when i was little. too much plastic surgery now though. her daughter is quite stunning though.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:38, Reply)
She's had way too much plastic surgery

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:41, Reply)
The Wetherspoons is indeed on the corner of George Square
And is fairly awful.

If you head across to the Merchant City there are a few good eateries and bars, or you can head to Waxy O'Connors which is right in the centre. It has about 7 different levels, and 5 or 6 bars in it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:00, Reply)
i've never been to scotland
i once got as far as hadrian's wall but it was really muddy so i didn't want to step over it!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:16, Reply)
Hi hon.
I nipped into your office and took a picture of your desk.


(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:18, Reply)
hahahahahahaha
i wish!! i am most bitter about that lovely apple screen.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:18, Reply)
ha ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:21, Reply)
You up then?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:22, Reply)
Hello Blousie
I've been up since 7 this morning!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:23, Reply)
Really?
But it's your holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:23, Reply)
Shat the bed again, Jeff?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:24, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:25, Reply)
Morning Crow
I'm trying to knock the scat fetish on the head. You should have seen the letter I got from Ibis Hotels.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:26, Reply)
I've heard they write with surprising eloquence
for a group of wading birds.

Edit: Is it just me, or do these two ibis look like something out of a Far Side cartoon?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:27, Reply)
Matters not.
I don't need much sleep, I can function quite nicely with as little as 5 hours a night. Anymore than 7 hours and I can't get going at all.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:24, Reply)
I had all of four hours sleep last night
Now I need a pee.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:27, Reply)
and me
it drives boyfriends and friends mad when they just want to lie in bed hungover and i am ready to get up and start doing stuff after about 5 hours.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:29, Reply)
I can't to 'awake and staying in bed'
Once awake, I have to get up and start being active.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:32, Reply)
I'm with you on this
I just bounce out of bed at 8 and people give me funny looks.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:32, Reply)
i really don't get
how people can lie there and snooze. if you're awake, get up!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:37, Reply)
What are you doing in bed with 8 people?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:26, Reply)
Ugh, you're wrong in the head
7 hours sleep is the minimum I need to be functional. Functional, not bright and active etc.
(berk, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:30, Reply)
Likewise

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:31, Reply)
You certainly seemed to need a few more hours
to work the Rohypnol out of your system.

Which was particularly annoying as I'd been awake for a couple of hours already and could really have done with some breakfast.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:32, Reply)
I'm fairly sure I have
already told you about my bacon cooking shenanigans. You can make your own damned breakfast :P
(berk, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:33, Reply)
7 hours is loads of sleep

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:32, Reply)
too much sleep
I'd say. I slept for ages last night and in proof that his is not a good thing, I shall cite my dreams. Instead of four or five short ones, I had one long dream
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)
I thought you had a dream
in each sleep cycle, of which you have several a night, and you only remember the last dream you had?
/may be total bollocks
(berk, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:38, Reply)
It is total bollocks.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:42, Reply)
Wiki - and what I remember of neuroscience from uni - says otherwise
dreaming most strongly correlates with periods of REM sleep, of which you can have up to five separate periods of per night.
(berk, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:46, Reply)
Except that at the average length of sleep cycle
I generally go through only one or perhaps 2 complete cycles in my sleep, yet generally have distinct dreams.

Also the actual time felt far longer in my dream
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:51, Reply)
There is that, I guess
although I really don't know how you function at all on the amount of sleep you get!
(berk, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:58, Reply)
I had the most mental dream last night
But as there is nothing more boring than listening to some talking about their dreams, I'll not go into detail. Suffice to say it was mental.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:40, Reply)
I don't remember last night's dream
possibly because I only had 4 hours sleep and I feel rough as old balls.
(berk, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:42, Reply)
there are many many things more boring than that

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:55, Reply)

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