Haha
use the cupcake themed material and send them out as walking adverts. You could have a double page spread in 'Take a Break' in months
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:02, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'll be the best dressed contestant on Jeremy Kyle

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:08, Reply)

You could wear an Oddjob bowler hat
and take his head off with it.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:10, Reply)

I watched the original of that the other day
I am impressed at the MAD SKILLZ demonstrated
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:17, Reply)

me too
it's pretty hard to throw an envelope on target and he would have looked pretty silly if it had just fluttered past and onto the floor. Still wish it had been a chair though. The chav kind of looked like Ethan Hawke if he fell on hard times.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Even if Ethan Hawke
became a crack addict, he still would look nowhere near as bad as that guy
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:22, Reply)

I am a huge fan of Howard Sakata.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:21, Reply)

I was doing a pub quiz last night and the question was 'what was Jeremy Kyle assaulted with this week'
and the team we marked had written "a chair". That would have been brilliant.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Especially if he had also followed it up with
"You throw it at me, I'll throw it at you. Yer mum."
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Did you immediatly start crying about the girl calling you a twat?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:38, Reply)