^ This is a good idea
Also consider
"To save us getting our laundry mixed up, would you be happy for me to go round and sew nametags into all your underwear?"

"Do you enjoy the company of newts?"

"Shall we pray together?"
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:24, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

"Are you a child of Christ?"

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:24, Reply)

"Do you enjoy Christian Rock music?"

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:29, Reply)

How loud are you when having sex?
Please give me an example.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:26, Reply)

crow
please don't answer this one. it's none of his or our business!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:31, Reply)

I think he just wants to know whether he can rape me without drawing too much attention to my plight
So: whale song. In both volume and tone.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:32, Reply)

can be heard for miles.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Best not try and get me underwater
You'll be surrounded by Japanese fishing boats within minutes.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Or in a sand-filled bath, if we're 'turning Japanese'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:55, Reply)

you are Gussie Fink-Nottle AICMFP

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Ha!
I love you even more, now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Shh!
You'll make Rachel jealous
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:36, Reply)

^ this ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:58, Reply)

THAT'S WHAT I WANT.

/needy Gonzales
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:04, Reply)

Madam!
Do you have me down for a complete cad?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Gussie wasn't a cad

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:38, Reply)

I'll have to take your word for it
I must admit I've only read one of the Wodehouses, and I don't remember Fink-Nottle featuring that heavily in it.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:39, Reply)

You read this one:
www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=barbara+woodhouse

You borrowed it from Jeff.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:55, Reply)

I thought the same thing :-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:34, Reply)