I fear Monty is turning into /OT's version of JMG

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 18:28, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

There's probably a /talk version
of each /offtopicer
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 18:29, Reply)

what an awful prospect.
how are you?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 18:38, Reply)

I'm good thanks
yourself?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:02, Reply)

I dread to think how the other me behaves.
I am apparently 'a halfwitted cunt with no sense of proper behaviour.'

As reckoned by a man that once threatened me with violence for calling a SpankyHanky story shit.

There is a pot and there is a kettle. Together, they discuss their blackness.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 18:38, Reply)

I suspect the other you is a whole-witted penis with a sense of decorum

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 18:42, Reply)

That would surely be the 'anti me'
Rather than another version, no?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 18:44, Reply)

I was going for the mirror version
for some reason. I just got that in my head. Despite my original point not being anything of the sort regarding Monty and JMG.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 18:45, Reply)

What is the opposite of a croissant then?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 18:48, Reply)

good question
I will need to research it

but now it is time for band practice!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 18:51, Reply)

A Gregs jam dohnut

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 18:59, Reply)

I have a secret
and that secret is that I LOVE GREGGS!

it's not a secret anymore. Bring me steakbakes and iced ring doughnuts until I pop!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:06, Reply)

It will all end in tears.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:12, Reply)

of joy

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:12, Reply)

I've been thinking this myself.
When he gets back from Tayyabs, I hope he reads this and feels really bad.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 18:41, Reply)

feels really bad ends himself
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 18:42, Reply)

It may be better for all of us if he does.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 18:43, Reply)

I love Monty's hilarious fits of grumpiness
I vote we keep him.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 18:45, Reply)

+in a locked box

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 18:46, Reply)

i googled tayyabs
and now I'm hungry
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:05, Reply)

It's soooooooo amazing
it would be worth a trip to london on its own.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:06, Reply)

perhaps one day I will make it to London
but I don't like the place. There is a good photo exhibition on there at the moment, though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:08, Reply)

Come down, see the photos, eat a Tayyabs, go home.
Best day EVAH!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:10, Reply)

this is actually tempting
if only I'd been paid since July :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:12, Reply)

The streets really are paved with tramps.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:10, Reply)

i remember from the short time I lived there

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:12, Reply)

Better come back quick, or you might tread on Monty.
He'll be the one who looks and sounds like Sir Digby Chicken Ceasar.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:16, Reply)