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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Tattoo is starting to itch.
I'm not allowed to scratch.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:19, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Rub some
Canesten Duo* onto it.



*Jeff ISN'T a qualified medic. You might want to use something else.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:21, Reply)
I have nappy cream.
*laughs that you know about Canesten Duo*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:22, Reply)
It was my secret nickname for my wife.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:26, Reply)
Haha Why?
Did she give you thrush?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:27, Reply)
irratating cunt

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:31, Reply)
Of course.
Ain't love grand.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:32, Reply)
Correct TGB
I called her mate 'Tampax'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:33, Reply)
because she was pale and skinny?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:34, Reply)
because she soaked up
what the other woman poured forth.

Sorry, that was actually disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:36, Reply)
No
Because she was a stuck up cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)
ew, really? that seems like it'd be bad
I used cocoa butter on the last tattoo I got, and it's the best looking one I have
and it's the one most likely to fade
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:42, Reply)
camomile lotion perhaps?
or what was known in our house as 'grey creme' but is apparently called 'Sudocreme'
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:22, Reply)
Using Bepanthan. It's supposed to be better than sudocreme.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:30, Reply)
i use that its aweeome

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:31, Reply)

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