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Alt Q: Who is you favourite ever sportsman?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 20:44,
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He was a swimming version of Buster Bloodvessel(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 20:47,
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is he the guy who did that song for those people off of neighbours' wedding?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:44,
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Its the contents of those tiny trunks you're after, I'll be bound.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 20:47,
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It's been okay thanksI introduced a Danish person to Lemsip. Had extra sleep (bit ill still) which was marred by disturbing dreams. Yourself?
Alt Q: I don't know any sports people. I quite liked the one in Chariots of Fire
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 20:49,
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nopeshe'd never had it. I think she was a bit afraid it would turn her English
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 20:54,
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She'd still have bacon if she became English.So it wouldn't be too bad. And she'd be able to have two slices on bread with her sarnies.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 20:56,
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This is truebut I shall leave her in peace over the matter of national identity
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:13,
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Don't do that.Tell her if she can't COPE with being in OUR country without being ILL she should GO HOME.
Alternatively, make her another Lemsip and offer her a bacon sandwich.
I've given you choices there.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:17,
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Choice number two please Mr Edmonds(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:23,
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Sports are mostly shitFairly dull day, involving cleaning lenses and charging camera batteries.
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it's alright I guesstired though, have to go to a funeral home tonight
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 20:49,
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How many ways are there to look at it?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 20:53,
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I reckon if I were a nechrophiliac it'd be exciting(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 20:58,
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That'll come as some comfort to the families of the deceased!(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:12,
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he's too old for me anywayplus he's like my grandfather, so it'd be weirder
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:41,
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Not too badA bit ill but should be alright by tomorrow.
Just saw Nigella making spaghetti with marmite and butter sauce. This I will have to try.
Alt Q: Not hugely inspired by sportspeople but Matt Le Tissier always struck me as a sound bloke.
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that sounds like the worst food ever(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:32,
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Ah come onEven if you don't like Marmite there's only a wee bit in there.
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nahmaking me feel a little sick thinking about it
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:05,
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I did a (very brief) demo with Mullen!I had to just kick-turn a half pipe while he 'aired' over me.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:11,
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And when I met him, a very nice bloke to boot.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:19,
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I have a soft spot for skateboarders too : )www.middle-age-shred.com/
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girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:29,
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I'll waste hours on that site now.Thanks Blousie. :-(
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:01,
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Tattoo is starting to itch.I'm not allowed to scratch.
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girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:19,
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Rub someCanesten Duo* onto it.
*Jeff ISN'T a qualified medic. You might want to use something else.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:21,
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I have nappy cream.*laughs that you know about Canesten Duo*
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girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:22,
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It was my secret nickname for my wife.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:26,
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Correct TGBI called her mate 'Tampax'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:33,
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because she was pale and skinny?(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:34,
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because she soaked upwhat the other woman poured forth.
Sorry, that was actually disgusting
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:36,
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NoBecause she was a stuck up cunt.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:43,
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ew, really? that seems like it'd be badI used cocoa butter on the last tattoo I got, and it's the best looking one I have
and it's the one most likely to fade
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:42,
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camomile lotion perhaps?or what was known in our house as 'grey creme' but is apparently called 'Sudocreme'
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:22,
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Using Bepanthan. It's supposed to be better than sudocreme.(
girlinthehole, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:30,
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it was shitter than a shit thing with shit on it(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:29,
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meh not muchHow's you sexy lady
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:32,
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im in need of a good kissHaven't had a decent one in ages
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:36,
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:(the last person I kissed was rubbish
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:36,
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indeedmind you we were both massively drunk. They're probably complaining as well
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:39,
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alcohol increases the desire but takes away the performance?i wonder if there'll be much snogging at the bash. am i going to miss MOAR gossip?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:40,
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I hope there iswe'll save up all the gossip for you
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:43,
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if she cant be assed to go i dont think we should tell her(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:46,
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noooodon't cut me off. i was meant to be in madeira, but couldn't get time off, stupid clients having LEGAL ISSUES. but then my boss put it as her leaving do, and there's no way i can't go, she looked after me for 3 years!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:48,
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hmm it will cost you a bottle of volumising shampoo(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:53,
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If you go to MadeiraBe warned. There is very little to do there.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:58,
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snogging is brilliant!(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:40,
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i hope this bash ends up a snogfest(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:40,
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so we can watch her snog everything?(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:42,
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so you can be snogged by her(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:44,
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ill need references im not going to accept substandard snogs(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:45,
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well who are your optionsDavros' Granddad, Bad-girl's-shroud, wellgroomedwerewolf, bill, Tourette's ( . )( . ), Devil_In_Tights, HalloweenNamesAreFuckingBent Boyce, althezombie, The Supreme Crow, jsbx, Herr Doktor Lemminge, Enzyme, clendrix, Bosston Strangler Keloid, rosalicious, baldmonkey, The Dark Unchained, Vampito, Dismambered, Gonz the Ghost Thinggy, PsychoChomp, Death Of Belmsford, Madam Marlboro, wanderlust, berk, Halfy, Lamia la Gorer, chickenlady, The Gravedigging Badger, Bear Pookie the Magnificent, The Cat's Mother, Kitty O'Horror, Battered to death with a rusty shovel, b3tamax, Bret Mong Keys Eggs, 'The Blob' by pires, Aberracist, bolshevette, PoisonApple, Noel Deadmonds, Murderfish, The Empress, crackhouseceilidhband, PJM, WormuIus
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:46,
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who cares; lusty is an awesome kisserAnd she's naughty
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:49,
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you have experience thenwho are the good 'uns?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:50,
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she sounds like the best bet out of that lot!(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:51,
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at least 13with a few I'm not sure about
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:50,
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Even with alcohol in meI'm unlikely to just start snogging people
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:52,
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it all starts with an innocent game of spin the bottle.....(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:54,
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YOU! AL!SEE MY SIG! SEE IT! SEE WHAT HAPPENED!!!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:48,
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Yeah I saw on facebookWell done you. You should come to Davros bash, even though I know you can't because you're going to have oral sex with your boss.
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She likes cock most of the timelots and lots of cock, seriously the girl craves cock like it's going out of fashion. But put her in a board room, bring in a superior in a pencil skirt and she's all over the clunge like a lovesick teenager.
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another bash?you guys are insatiable
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:43,
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awww*feels left out*
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:50,
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come along to the bash then :)(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:53,
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Bristol one is a maybe(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:56,
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busy day as usualand I just worked out that I am only paid for 25 hours a week, yet I'm in every day at 8:30 and leave somewhere between 4:30 and 6. urgh
i know nothing of sport. pub quiz answers about sport always get answered with the name of that dude from the shredded wheat advert
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:31,
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ian bothamI liked him on a question of sport
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:33,
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i hated that program more than anythingpossibly with the exception of the one episode of Wife Swap I saw
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:33,
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wait! Mark Rampracashbecause I watched this kids program where the kids had to hide mark rampracash from their dad, while doing strange tasks, like smuggling breakfast in their pockets and take it to mark rampracash who was in the shed
edit: I did not dream this: www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b009gx0q
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:33,
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That sound like an awesome programmeActually, I remember seeing an episode of that.
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it was pretty coolalso they had to smuggle him through the house where there were sparkly costumes he had to put on then be smuggled out
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:16,
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Day of absolutely nothing.Walked into town and bought coathangers because I found thirty odd t-shirts and polo shirts I forgot I had. Played Pokemon Red for a bit, then Theme Hospital. Might go out in a bit.
Alt Q - Sean Davis, the cunt left my thirteen year old self devastated when he moved to Spurs mind.
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tell me the best pokemon!(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:35,
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i chose you,. Jeremy!(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:40,
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Bad start to the day!Walked in the house to find a massacred blackbird. Feathers falling to the floor and blood sparodically on the carpet. The joys if cats! Only Monday did I manage to save and release a tiny mouse after being given it by the cat! :( Why can't he just bring me flowers?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:57,
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this is trueone of mine mauled one of the others. They were both OK in the end, though is was pretty close :(
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:00,
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My friend's sister managed to kill her hamsterBy squeezing it too hard. It's eyes popped out, and she screamed and cried.
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ewww my cousin would pick their tails off, then the smell of blood caused an epic battle to hamster death(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:02,
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why do people always have nasty hamster death storiesthey make me do a sadface :(
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:03,
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I once knew someonewho claimed to have accidentally burst a guinea-pig
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:05,
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imagine a bigger sadface right here
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:06,
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The concept is disgustingbut the phrasing is making me laugh a tiny bit. I think it's the word burst
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:08,
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my friends mum once said if you want to make a guinea pigs eyes pop out you just pull it's tail(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:07,
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my grandpa used to say thattoo
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:07,
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I have my two Roborovski dwarves.. they're better than cats(Im only looking after these terrors)
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Oh! I used to have two of those, they are madI called them Neutrino (because he was smaller and quicker) and Quark (because he was unpredictable)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:03,
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I love those names. Mine are Henri and Picasso. Because one has a strange ear and the other is an impressionist :)And I like art.
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aww sweetpicasso was a cubist, though. Is one of them square?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:12,
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Henri (Matisse) was an impressionist. and ... I've just realised it was Van Gogh that cut his ear off not Picasso... SHIIIIT :-((, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:15, Reply)
yeah, but picasso sometimes drew ears all funnyperhaps that can be an excuse
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:18,
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'Cause flowers are a bit shit?Or because picking them is difficult without opposable thumbs?
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They're much easier to clean up and means much less crying from me. I cried for half an hour about the mouse, and he was alive!!I'm such a baby :(
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I had this image of the cat just finding it and eating it.Flowers don't groom themselves and shiver in my hands. The mouse did :) Then I had to let it go and possible get eaten :(
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you should feel better to know that even if you got him out of your house he probably died later anywayit's the circle of life, simba
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