Hello my dear.
how are you apart from the fisting?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:04, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

i may have made up the fisting
but lezzers were definitely involved.

that al. the face of an angel and the mouth of a sewer.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:08, Reply)

I can't possibly comment.
Is it true though? did you do some lesbo stuff at work?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:09, Reply)

NO!!!!!
i have never munched da muff.

yet anyway.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:13, Reply)

Don't bother
It's tiresome
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:21, Reply)

i shall take this advice
also if i were going to do it, i reckon i'd have done it by the time i reached my horrendously advanced years.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:25, Reply)

I fell into because I went to a girls' school and was a bit scared of boys.
Then couldn't get out of it.
A relationship, that is, not a cavernous minge.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:28, Reply)

Roota that is a horrible image :(
and rswipe don't. Not worth it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:30, Reply)

The jaw-ache alone...
Doing things to men is a lot easier.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:33, Reply)

this is very true

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:35, Reply)

wide cocks
also give you jawache though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:38, Reply)

I haven't found that a wide one causes any more fatigue than a pathetically small Greek idiot's narrow one

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:43, Reply)

that's probably because
you were focussing too hard on not biting it off in disgust. quilted jaw muscles.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:55, Reply)

i just don't fancy girls
so i won't be doing it. but i can't help thinking that those who do are much more sexually adventurous and maybe i am too vanilla!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:35, Reply)

nothing sexually adventurous about it
just what you're attracted to :)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:39, Reply)

Mindpiss

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:40, Reply)

Nah
I was a very vanilla lesbian because I was very young and had no idea.
You can only be a dirty mare when you're comfortable. In your case (and, as I discovered, mine) this is with blokes.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:40, Reply)

this is true
some lesbians are utterly vanilla, others aren't. Same with straight people
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:43, Reply)

wise words my friends

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:54, Reply)

I'd imagine it won't be the most tender moment either.
If every 20 seconds you say things like 'Oooh, who does your hair?' and 'What body lotion do you use? Your skin is lovely'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:40, Reply)

i would be stealing it
from the bathroom
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:55, Reply)

But based on how precious your own beauty product supply seems to be
You'd never 'entertain' at home, for fear of similar thefts.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 0:03, Reply)

I'm the exact opposite of that.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:10, Reply)

angel and the mouth of a open
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:30, Reply)