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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So today
I have had a huge tax rebate, won the poker and really hit it off with a girl on my course. I am in a great mood. How's everyone else doing tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:33, 138 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Well not as well as you, clearly
YOU SMUG CUNT.

I'm not bitter than a student gets a tax rebate, not at all
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:38, Reply)
stick it up your arse, I'll buy you a pint.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:42, Reply)
Stick your tax rebate up my arse in exchange for a pint?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:42, Reply)
An interesting proposal Jeff, I won't lie. However I would prefer to spend money on buying you a pint
and you metaphorically stick your bile up your arse.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:44, Reply)
I didn't think students paid tax :S

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:41, Reply)
that's what it is. I just had the letter today confirming the figure.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:41, Reply)
congratulations then
how old are the people on the course?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:45, Reply)
A couple my age. About ten or eleven eighteen year olds and the rest early twenties.
One of two guys though.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:47, Reply)
quite a good chance then

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:48, Reply)
Somehow I will fumble it into touch.
It's inevitable.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:49, Reply)
Self-love you mean?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:50, Reply)
I've cut a hole in my pocket especially.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:52, Reply)
Just so you can play billiards.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:58, Reply)
Young enough to not pay tax I'd imagine
Meaning they'll look at Bob as some sort of 'Father figure' and go to him for advice. They won't, if my logic is correct, go to him for 'jiggy-time'.

Fingers crossed.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:48, Reply)
My harem is already building.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:48, Reply)
mine is shrinking

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:49, Reply)
Been to the doctors?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:50, Reply)
not for anything
shrinking or not. Do you ever worry facebook will turn you into a stalker?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:52, Reply)
Nah.
I rarely use it.

How do you think your use of Facebook might turn you into a stalker?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:53, Reply)
They'll get to know you and they'll all move overseas.
It'll be the harem globe-trotters.

So go on then. Tell us about your new friends. *friend!* *football friend!*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:50, Reply)
One is like Ness from that dog shit programme corden is in. She is very funny.
Another is a cute little thing called something stupid in welsh beginning with B. The two blonde irish girls are also hilarious. I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:51, Reply)

'Another is a cute little thing called something stupid in welsh beginning with B'

Bert?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:52, Reply)
Bysshthdthhthyy
or something.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:53, Reply)
Blodwen?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:21, Reply)
Not too bad.
As previously mentioned I found thirty odd t-shirts I forgot I had, some class ones too. But then I got bored and decided to channel that boredom into trying to eat eight Tesco ciabatta rolls. I managed four and now I feel fat and ill.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:46, Reply)
that is a lot of bread, those t shirts won't fit now baz

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:48, Reply)
I honestly think I might burst. I used to be able to eat endless food but now I'm a handsome svelte twat and can't stomach owt.
I've been terrible with food lately, boredom and not having a dog to walk are to blame.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:51, Reply)
Go and do some bulimia. Twice the taste, half the calories.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:52, Reply)
this is a tempting proposition

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:53, Reply)
better out than in.
plus ten minutes after you can start on the remaining four.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:55, Reply)
That's just wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:59, Reply)
I know, I think it's a Jo Brand joke.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:59, Reply)
That would also explain what it wasn't very funny.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:09, Reply)
she is fucking wank in every way

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:10, Reply)
Every way?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:12, Reply)

I just saw a fox fighting a shrew. You'd have thought the fox would win but the shrew had knuckle dusters
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:54, Reply)
Shrewd.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:56, Reply)
crazy

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:22, Reply)
Ninja EDIT eh?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:28, Reply)
Alright TGB, how's tricks?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:57, Reply)
fine

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:22, Reply)
i just saw
what al wrote about me gay-fisting my ex boss. or something.

now he has wandered off again. grrr.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:02, Reply)
Hello my dear.
how are you apart from the fisting?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:04, Reply)
i may have made up the fisting
but lezzers were definitely involved.

that al. the face of an angel and the mouth of a sewer.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:08, Reply)
I can't possibly comment.
Is it true though? did you do some lesbo stuff at work?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:09, Reply)
NO!!!!!
i have never munched da muff.

yet anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:13, Reply)
Don't bother
It's tiresome
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:21, Reply)
i shall take this advice
also if i were going to do it, i reckon i'd have done it by the time i reached my horrendously advanced years.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:25, Reply)
I fell into because I went to a girls' school and was a bit scared of boys.
Then couldn't get out of it.
A relationship, that is, not a cavernous minge.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:28, Reply)
Roota that is a horrible image :(
and rswipe don't. Not worth it
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:30, Reply)
The jaw-ache alone...
Doing things to men is a lot easier.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:33, Reply)
this is very true

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:35, Reply)
wide cocks
also give you jawache though.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:38, Reply)
I haven't found that a wide one causes any more fatigue than a pathetically small Greek idiot's narrow one

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:43, Reply)
that's probably because
you were focussing too hard on not biting it off in disgust. quilted jaw muscles.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:55, Reply)
i just don't fancy girls
so i won't be doing it. but i can't help thinking that those who do are much more sexually adventurous and maybe i am too vanilla!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:35, Reply)
nothing sexually adventurous about it
just what you're attracted to :)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:39, Reply)
Mindpiss

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:40, Reply)
Nah
I was a very vanilla lesbian because I was very young and had no idea.
You can only be a dirty mare when you're comfortable. In your case (and, as I discovered, mine) this is with blokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:40, Reply)
this is true
some lesbians are utterly vanilla, others aren't. Same with straight people
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:43, Reply)
wise words my friends

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:54, Reply)
I'd imagine it won't be the most tender moment either.
If every 20 seconds you say things like 'Oooh, who does your hair?' and 'What body lotion do you use? Your skin is lovely'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:40, Reply)
i would be stealing it
from the bathroom
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:55, Reply)
But based on how precious your own beauty product supply seems to be
You'd never 'entertain' at home, for fear of similar thefts.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 0:03, Reply)
I'm the exact opposite of that.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:10, Reply)

angel and the mouth of a open
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:30, Reply)
Do you want to shake your fist at him?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:05, Reply)
The birth of my aunty's baby is imminent
At least I hope it is.
She's in the hospital. I want him born soon so I can visit him and still make my train tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:07, Reply)
is it definitely a boy then?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:08, Reply)
Yup

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:22, Reply)
If it's a boy, it should be called Jimmy Justice

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:08, Reply)
Me and my dad have suggested this.
She rejected it.
He has an uncle called Stavros so we're all concerned.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:23, Reply)
Stavros Flatley?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:24, Reply)
Innit
His surname will have him as a Scrabble winner anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:26, Reply)
as long as it isn't Michael

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:28, Reply)
It is some syllable-abusing Greek name
So his first name is going to be mercifully short.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:29, Reply)
pip

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:33, Reply)
Dot!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:34, Reply)
Barrymore?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:29, Reply)
aw does she know the sex yet?
and where are you heading off to?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:09, Reply)
He's going to be a very big boy apparently
I'm off to Cambridge to see vincentprice.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:23, Reply)
Enjoy both the trip
and your new cousin
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:28, Reply)
I've never had a proper cousin on my mum's side.
I've been the only grandchild until now (not counting the pseudo-grandkids Nana has inherited from her dead sister).
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:31, Reply)
you can make a real fuss
of this one then
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:34, Reply)
I feel sorry for my pseudo-nephew though
Oh sod it, he needs a bit of competition, seeing as we don't have National Service.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:35, Reply)
it'll make a man out of him
having to fight for every scrap of affection haha
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:40, Reply)
Indeed!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:44, Reply)
Fookin' gerrin.
Tonight is now officially acemans. After literally months of searching, I have found the pair of shoes I've been after. My size, half price.

*dances*
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:09, Reply)
Link?*
*Possibly the gayest post I've ever made, asking for a link to a pair of shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:11, Reply)
I can't give away my style secrets/hold on gimme a sec.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:12, Reply)
*drums fingers*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:15, Reply)
The tartan ones, they're class and I don't care what anyone thinks.
www.highsnobiety.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/F-Troupe-Fall-Winter-2009-Wool-TC08-Boots-00.jpg
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:20, Reply)
I'm not sure I could pull the look off, but if you can, then let us sing.
shang-a-lang,
shang-a-lang,
shang-a-lang
shang-a-lang, shang-a-lang, shang-a-lang
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:23, Reply)
HAHAHAH

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:24, Reply)
I thought only Blousie would get it!
EDIT: SORRY BGB
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:30, Reply)
One of my aunties was obsessed.
We have ace pics.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:32, Reply)
It's not the aunt who is about to drop is it?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:33, Reply)
Nooo
The one sitting on an egg is only 39.
The Rollers fan is my godmother and she's in her 40s.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:36, Reply)
Massive difference in age there Roots
One is 39 and the others in her 40's?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:41, Reply)
My mum is 50
the 39-year-old is her sister!
The middle sister (Rollers fan) is only really their cousin but her mum died so they all grew up together.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:46, Reply)
Do they rib her for being 'different'
By 'different' I mean a Rollers fan, not because she is really their cousin.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:49, Reply)
Haha they rib her because she has short-term amnesia!
She had a brain heamorrage 18 years ago and she's now like Dory off Finding Nemo.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:51, Reply)
I haven't seen that film in AGES
*Makes mental note to borrow my sisters kids so I can justify putting it on*

What do we do? We swim!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:56, Reply)
Ha. The Rollers were style icons.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:28, Reply)
They still are.
Apparently they are still mad for them in Scotland. Tartan is STILL dead popular north of the border so I understand.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:30, Reply)
I have a boss tartan travelling bag.
It is in the shape of a handbag, except it's GIANT.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:32, Reply)
Does the bag have
'Les' written on the side of it, in big letters?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:34, Reply)
Hahahaha no Woody!
(Shit was there a Woody?)
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:36, Reply)

B-A-Y, B-A-Y,
B-A-Y, C-I-T-Y,
With an R-O-double-L, E-R-S,
Bay City Rollers are the best!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:38, Reply)
Jesus fucking christ
Are you my nan?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:31, Reply)
I hope they come with a free matching shopping trolley!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:32, Reply)
I'm cool so the shoes will be cool by association when I wear them. Not that they aren't anyway.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:34, Reply)
Can you find me some shoes that are elegant yet comfortable and have a bit of character.
No high heels.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:37, Reply)
french sole
you name it, they do a flat shoe in that colour!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:39, Reply)
Evening again.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:41, Reply)
humph
lesbian snogging with my boss indeed...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:54, Reply)
Oh come on
He started one about me liking jizz in my eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:58, Reply)
Do they do a bit higher than totally flat?
Because those ballet pumps feel like walking uphill
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:47, Reply)
yes they do all sorts
very cute stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:53, Reply)
As ridiculously good as I am with my own threads, according to every girl I've ever been out shopping with I don't have a danny about clothes for the opposite sex.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:52, Reply)
Fair dooz

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:52, Reply)
a danny???

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:53, Reply)
Danny La Rue
Clue
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:55, Reply)
ah
thank you scottish boy who lives 300 miles up north and still knows more cockney rhyming slang than i do.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:57, Reply)
It's South London slang. I do not speaketh the language of cockney. For they are all cunts.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:59, Reply)
And they all like Chas and Dave!
Gertcha!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 0:02, Reply)
RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 0:02, Reply)
You've got more rabbit than Sainsburys!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 0:04, Reply)
Pretty meh tbh
Back at my parents now, so living under their rules is going to be odd. Also, as I can't get a van, it looks like I'm going to lose my memory foam mattress, and desk. The rest I don't give a fuck about, but I liked that stuff!

On the upside, I've been bought beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:22, Reply)
Doesn't any fucker have a van?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:25, Reply)
or even just a car

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:29, Reply)
Or even a reply from Damien?
*crys* For gods sake, somebody think of the childres matress!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:37, Reply)
He's eaten his mattress rather than lose it
Now he's unconscious.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:38, Reply)
Hiya ROOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTAAAAAA-TA-TA-TA-TA!!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:39, Reply)
HALIBUT!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:47, Reply)

Cars, yes. But unfortunately, the most of it is far too large for cars
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:40, Reply)
Don't you have a rope?
Just tie it to the roof, christ, i've had 20 square metres of wooden flooring in the back of a peugeot 106, you can tie a matress to the roof.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:42, Reply)
there you are, you bugger
you ran away again!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:53, Reply)

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