Jesus Christ Monty...
...you can't give me your badge. Sure you may not always do things by the book, you are continually inebriated and you kill hookers - but you are still the best damn cop in this town and we need you to track down this sister-fucking sonofabitch by any means necessary.
Now take this badge and get back to work.
Oh, and one other thing, Officer Boyce - be careful, it's a jungle out there.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 9:42, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I can't do my goddamned job with the DA breathing down my neck
every time I kill a witness.

You get that pencil-pushing prick off my back and I'll do my gaddamned job - OK?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 9:44, Reply)

OK Officer - but do not let me down.
You have 24 hours to find this asshole or god help me you will be behind a desk for the rest of your life like all the other cops who blew their careers.
Let me deal with the Commissioner and the boys from uptown - you go find this sick fuck and do what you do.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 9:51, Reply)

*applause*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:07, Reply)