I haven't seen that
but when I was in the Galapogos I saw a pelican in the sea having his feet nibbled by fish, so it backpeddled a bit and then scooped some up.

True story.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:05, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

any story that starts with
"when i was in the galapagos" makes me unsure as to whether i should put you on IGNORE out of sheer jealousy.

urgh pelicans are vile, big fishy smelling bastards!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:07, Reply)

It was 8 years ago and I haven't been diving since
so you can laugh at me for being rubbish
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:08, Reply)

yes but i have never been
so you win. besides, i would never laugh at you.

well, i laugh at you on here all the time, but that's in a complimentary fashion!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:10, Reply)

First time I saw one in the flesh I was shocked at the size of it
they're like Pteranodons.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:08, Reply)

they are hideous
big flat footed things. quite why russia felt the need to give us 4 as a present about 100 years ago is a mystery (they were probably bugged).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:09, Reply)

At a restaurant in Cyprus
I saw one flop down on a neighbouring table and scoop up the salt shaker. A waiter quickly ran out, grabbed the bird and shoved his hand into it's beakflaps to get it back.
Very surreal to watch!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:13, Reply)

clearly also not very bright!
unless it liked salt and vinegar on its fish and chips...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:17, Reply)

beakflaps!
Word of the day!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:31, Reply)

You can hire them y'know
the only problem is they come with a large bill
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:10, Reply)

see, right here?
this is one occasion when i am NOT laughing. oh, colonel.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:11, Reply)

The cold steely stare of one that is not amused

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:20, Reply)

I've said it before
Hot Shots: Part Deux!
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:22, Reply)

I haven't fired her out of a bow
yet
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:23, Reply)

I LOVE THIS
she is so cute
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Poor Charlie, she'll probably be in bed by the time I get home tonight
no walk around the garden for her
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:26, Reply)

does she walk with you
or run off scratching at things?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:36, Reply)

She starts off with me
and after a few minutes runs off to investigate stuff
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:38, Reply)

it must be a pretty nice life
wander around in the nice clean air with your favourite person in the whole wide world, see the tasty food, eat the tasty food, go to bed.

charlie must enjoy it too.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Ha!
I think she has quite a nice life, she could perhaps do with some other chicken friends but they would probably kill each other.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:44, Reply)

compared to where you saved her from
i should think so! you're like some sort of chicken hero.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Just Deux It!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Pfft!

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:28, Reply)

I saw a heron up close
a couple of weeks back and nearly shat myself at its Godzilla-esque proportions. Ravens are also unexpectedly enormous.
( Kroney, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:10, Reply)

There's a lot of herons near here
in the evening you'll be out for a walk and then one of them will silently fly low over your head and nearly give you a heart attack.

I saw condors once in a zoo. They are freaky things, from a distance they look like short evil monks crouching in the trees.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 11:21, Reply)