This is the chain of events that would lead to me sleeping with you
I die and am burried
You dig me up and have your way
You then have an epic bertdown on OT and write how it would have been better if I was your sister
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:01, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I dunno,
give it a couple of months, I can see Gonz in a fur coat and a hat with a feather, pimping you around the Beverley Hills of North London's more salubrious establishments.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:05, Reply)

Beverley Hills of North London's more salubrious establishments.
flat
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:05, Reply)

But then he can only sell your services to Sexface...
Oh.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:07, Reply)

so you die in this scenario?
win win really.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:06, Reply)

POTD for 'epic bertdown'
Possibly POTW.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:06, Reply)