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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
...because normal public conveniences are not big enough
to contain the immensity and olfactory horror of my movements?
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:21,
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latest was 15 years ago)
I wonder
Can you get an ASBO for noisome pollution?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:25,
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Only if they catch me.
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:26,
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Are they stygian?
Or even crepuscular?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:26,
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They are
Craptacular.
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:27,
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Squamous
and rugose.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:30,
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And
clammy.
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:30,
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As long as they're not vagile
although benthic would do us all a favour.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:44,
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Mine are more menthol
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LongJohnBaldry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:46,
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