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Is it just meor does every thread these days have some sort of Monty specific clause attached to it. Is it is a worrying turn of events, or is it simply misguided online hero worship.
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Same reason why public buildings have to have disabled access and their own special humongo-loos.(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:16,
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Gone mad, I tell thee(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:19,
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...because normal public conveniences are not big enoughto contain the immensity and olfactory horror of my movements?
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I wonderCan you get an ASBO for noisome pollution?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:25,
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Are they stygian?Or even crepuscular?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:26,
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As long as they're not vagilealthough benthic would do us all a favour.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:44,
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There is something mystical about him.He takes massive drugs every weekend and doesn't die. He's like a shamen.
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girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:16,
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He is a sweet young thingoh.. not wait he's an old miserable thing
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:20,
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He's like a shamen?He's Ebeneezer Goode
EDIT: Sorry Wellgroomed-one. I didn't see your post.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:24,
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That's all right, my dog fucking chum.It's hard to pay attention to these things when you're balls deep in some stray mutt.
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It's not misguided.His wizened, bitter form provides hope for us all. It's like someone drank from the wrong grail at the end of Last Crusade, but thanks to the MASSIVE DRUGS they didn't die.
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*Blank stare*(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:20,
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There's even Monty fanfiction out there(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:21,
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indeedabout his heritage and all
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:26,
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then that thingabout you two was true?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:25,
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Hmm, good point.I've never met you. Are you coming to the bash next week? I spose I'll be able to work it out then.
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Bash bash bash bash bash bash bash(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:30,
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filthy :((
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:37,
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Me tooA doctor in A&E once mistook me for a woman, so I'm intrigued to see how an amateur examination might go...
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My friend gets into 5th Av free on friday nights cos they think he's a girl.I wasn't aware I had to do a thorough examination. Can I not just guess from a distance?
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If you likeAs personally I don't think I'm actually androgynous. Chompy is just uncertain as he took one look at me and his glasses steamed up.
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Well, that's understandableI too was tenting after the first mouthful of dry meat.
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his arse, more like(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:27,
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YAY!*bends over and paints dartboard pattern on buttocks in anticipation*
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I sometimes really wishthat my imagination isn't as good as it is...
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Let me give your imagination an evening offI'll get some suitably coloured paints in time for the bash.
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the references to pink oboesslender flutes and trombones should've tipped us off
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:30,
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Every regular Off topicer should have a day in which they are mentioned in every threadJust so they feel loved.
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I got mentioned in the last oneIt made me feel loved, apart from the fact it was about me being an awful person.
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I'm mentioned in nearly every threadnearly every day, tends to be me that does the mentioning but that's besides the point.
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ErmmmmOh psychochomp, you do look lovely today. Is that a new blouse?
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I'm doing my best :(I'm trying to do a statistics assessment at the same time and I fucking hate statistics
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I'm managing at the moment ta.But I shall gaz if I get stuck. It's just really fucking tedious.
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Let me guess Chi square?Relatively useless stats used only in university experiments.
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That would have been my second guess.This will probably not make you feel better but once you get your head round it, you'll find them very easy to do.
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But it implied you are cool enough to spend an eveing withme, monty, al and wooks. WIN!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:32,
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I get mentioned now and then in some cougar related thread.It's a start.
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girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:31,
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I get mentioned whenever theft or benefit fraud comes up(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:32,
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Ha ha ha haIt's funny because it's true.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:36,
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Speaking of whichI've 'lost' one of my awesome gorilla slippers...
I'm not necessarily saying you've taken it, just that I really would like it back.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:44,
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I occasionally get mentioned when I'm not hereGenerally as a future recipient of a ball-kicking.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:32,
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Oh it gets mentioned when I am here tooTGB likes to get me into trouble with Clendrix.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:39,
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Clendrix loves my cheeky commentsBecause it means she can get her ball-kickin' boots on.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:47,
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I'm loving the number of responses saying "But you're not a slag, they're just jealous!"(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:39,
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I get mentioned when people want to discuss dog-fucking.Which doesn't happen very often.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:37,
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Like a depressed bulldog(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:47,
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It seems I get a mention wheneverhomosexuality or other general sodomy or wrist-related conditions are mentioned.
I blame Lampito for this turn of events.
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Speaking of sodomy(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:48,
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A man just came up to me on reception and said "I'm not a stalker but I've been trying to tell you for three weeks that I love your hair."In other news, my aunty has finally given birth.
I now have a cousin on my mum's side of the family and I'm off to meet him soon.
I hope Monty turns round like Brian Cohen and tells you all to fuck off.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:30,
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congratulations Rootaand your hair is lovely. That's quite a nice but strange thing to happen
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:31,
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You do have lovely hair.And he probably WAS a stalker.
Yeah! for babbies.
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girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:32,
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He was dead starey.After the conversation was over he stayed there going "Amazing!"
I hope he's 'a gay' who likes 'the hair'.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:37,
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There's an easy way to telldid he:
a) look at your hair while complimenting your hair
b) look at your breasts while complimenting your hair
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c) breathe heavily with one hand in his trousers while complimenting your hair(, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:43, Reply)
see, that's good, but it's not going far enough to be sure.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:44,
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Or c) wank into your hair?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:43,
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He asked how much I pay for a haircut.I just got fleeced at the Cathedral gift shop getting the baby a crib medal.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:36,
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I'd assumeit's like a religious medal that you tie onto the crib
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:50,
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The baby gets a medalFor having a crib?
It he called Muttley?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:38,
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sassin fassin rassin sassinshn shn shn shn.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:42,
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There's nothing misguided about online hero worship.where in real life can you find so many supermodel-tupping Accord driving supermen?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:41,
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