A man just came up to me on reception and said "I'm not a stalker but I've been trying to tell you for three weeks that I love your hair."
In other news, my aunty has finally given birth.
I now have a cousin on my mum's side of the family and I'm off to meet him soon.

I hope Monty turns round like Brian Cohen and tells you all to fuck off.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:30, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

congratulations Roota
and your hair is lovely. That's quite a nice but strange thing to happen
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:31, Reply)

You do have lovely hair.
And he probably WAS a stalker.

Yeah! for babbies.
( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Yay for stalkers!

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:34, Reply)

He wants to scalp you.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:35, Reply)

He was dead starey.
After the conversation was over he stayed there going "Amazing!"
I hope he's 'a gay' who likes 'the hair'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:37, Reply)

It was chompy in disguise.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:38, Reply)

*runs off crying*

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:40, Reply)

There's an easy way to tell
did he:
a) look at your hair while complimenting your hair
b) look at your breasts while complimenting your hair
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:41, Reply)

c) breathe heavily with one hand in his trousers while complimenting your hair

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:43, Reply)

see, that's good, but it's not going far enough to be sure.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Or c) wank into your hair?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:43, Reply)

He asked how much I pay for a haircut.
I just got fleeced at the Cathedral gift shop getting the baby a crib medal.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:36, Reply)

What's a crib medal?

(Cave Duck, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:37, Reply)

One you write on your wrist.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I'd assume
it's like a religious medal that you tie onto the crib
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:50, Reply)

The baby gets a medal
For having a crib?

It he called Muttley?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:38, Reply)

sassin fassin rassin sassin
shn shn shn shn.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:42, Reply)

ha ha ha ha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:43, Reply)

How should we fuck off?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 13:39, Reply)