Well, isn't that
because you don't drink?
(berk, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:12, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Yeah, mostly.
I've had a couple of drinks recently but nothing resembling the sessions I used to have. I appear to have finally learned restraint.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:21, Reply)

restraint bondage.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:25, Reply)

I have been learning knots recently
mainly because I'm great like that.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)

A couple of epic three day hangovers
in the last year or so seem to have finally taught me my lesson - I rarely get hammered now just because I can't deal with how ill I feel afterwards. I must be getting old :(
(berk, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Took me 34 years to work that out.
I think you've done yourself a favour mate, don't lament it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Non-alcoholic beer, that's the way forward
May be a massive fib
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:30, Reply)

I've tried a couple of those recently
and they were surprisingly nice.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Not particularly keen.
You can definitely taste something's not quite right with them.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)

The two I tried were obscure foreign-sounding jobs
instead of these commercial brand ones. Pretty good.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Remember Kaliber?
*bokes*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Christ, that was grim.
I don't even know why I tried it, curiosity I think.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Vile stuff.
So gassy as well.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:50, Reply)

I felt sick
the other day when I woke up. But I think it was the cold not alcohol
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 12:42, Reply)