this is all beyond me, too
I had to ask the guy on the counter at boots to tell me how to do make up once :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:07, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

This amuses me.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:10, Reply)

the horrendously camp store guard at boots
insisted on helping me choose a juicytube the other day.

then insisted he does it for his wife. wife. yeah. right.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:11, Reply)

I'm sure he did.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:13, Reply)

i wish it was an internet lie
but I realised I had no idea and my plan to look like a grown up for an interview would be enhanced by putting some (non zombie) make up on my face
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:22, Reply)