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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm going to get a curry
Or a Chinese.

I can't decide. What would you get?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:32, 222 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Walkers Balsamic Vinegar and Caramelised Onion flavour crisps and Waitrose caramelised onion humous
washed down with some cheap tacky cider of some description.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:35, Reply)
That doesn't sound very substantial.
I need more food than that.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:36, Reply)
I have two bags of the bastards,
OK, mutter paneer, onion bahji, chicken passanda with medium chili, eight mixed poppadums and two chapati, red sauce and mango chutney,
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:38, Reply)
i've taken to buying
packs of poppadums to have with my houmous (jalapeno houmous ftw) as they are much lower calorie and fat than crisps. the only thing is, every other bugger seems to have caught onto it, all 4 of the tesco locals near my flat/work have permanently sold out!

BUT i highly approve of your flavour choice. good work.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:38, Reply)
How much lower in fat are poppadums?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:41, Reply)
They're not, they're fried too.
Such a manly question.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:42, Reply)
That's what I thought.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:44, Reply)
i'm not saying they're a health food exactly
but they are a lot healthier than ordinary crisps!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:46, Reply)
Get some of those Rivita things or whatever it is they're called.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:54, Reply)
Deep-fried whole-grain.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:55, Reply)
yeah
but that doesn't solve the craving for dirty crisps!

monster munch, for example. *Drools*
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:00, Reply)
Flaming hot?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:03, Reply)
nice
but not as nice as the "old" beef ones in the yellow packet. dipped in houmous.

mmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:05, Reply)
OMG shit christ woman are you actually me?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:18, Reply)
well
we've never been spotted in the same room at the same time, so.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:30, Reply)
They did 'flaiming hot' watsits at the shop across the road from me.
I loved them so much, I could make my way through 6 packets without even trying or thinking, they seriously are the nicest fried/baked corn snack that I've ever had.

They don't sale them anywhere any more.

I'd pay good money for a box of those.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:35, Reply)
i don't know in a restaurant
but the tesco ones are about 35 calories each. 3 would be equivalent to about half a giant bag of doritos, which is all too easily consumed!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:43, Reply)
Curry!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:36, Reply)
But what to order?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:37, Reply)
Well don't ask me.
I'm almost a vegetarian.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:38, Reply)
How does that work?
'Almost'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:40, Reply)
I eat fish and now chicken, (as long as it's free range).

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:41, Reply)
Surely you eat bacon?
Bacon is fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:43, Reply)
Nope.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:44, Reply)
^ this ^
bacon is Wrong
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:45, Reply)
But oh so right.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:53, Reply)
Curry
Probably a Jalfrezi. In fact, that's what I'm having tonight once I go and get the chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:36, Reply)
I'm too tired to cook, it'll be a take out.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:37, Reply)
the answer to most questions i find
is BOTH.

a pint or a half?
a starter or a pudding?
a hairdo or a manicure?
cinema or a meal?
vodka or wine?
sex or oral?

see!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:37, Reply)
Sex is always better than oral.
IMHO
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:38, Reply)
depends if you're giving or receiving
giving = better.

IMHO.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:39, Reply)
You're so selfless.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:44, Reply)
nah
just filth. and it's a good way to keep them under control!!!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:45, Reply)
I suppose there must be some sense of power
When you've got some blokes member between your teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:46, Reply)
silly jeff
teeth can only be used very gently and very sparingly! otherwise he will run away and never come back.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:46, Reply)
Jesus, you don't use your teeth.
I just guess you're used to the more "canine" approach...
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:46, Reply)
Well clearly you don't want teeth to be used. That'll hurt.
But teeth aren't exactly a million miles away from your tool when such an act is performed.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:49, Reply)
no, sometimes
used very very very gently teeth can get an amazing result. i am guessing i've given more blowjobs than you, so trust me!!!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:55, Reply)
The last thing I feel is powerful.
I'm always concentrating too much.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:50, Reply)
nearly all my friends really don't like doing it
some like it but not for long. one of my friends has just managed to get engaged despite never having given a blowjob... HOW??!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:55, Reply)
Anal?
That's my guess.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:57, Reply)
Or she likes football.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:58, Reply)
I don't dislike it. I just hate doing something I'm not so good at.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:57, Reply)
i am sure half the guys on here
would be only too happy to help you improve!

not that you need it, i bet.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:01, Reply)
After 25 years of trying I think I've resigned myself to my lack of skill in this arena.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:08, Reply)
if nothing else, though
it usually gets you some action in return :P
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:11, Reply)
Testify sister. I like you.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:44, Reply)
Ahhh, a fellow giver.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:47, Reply)
you're only gay if you push back, noely
or is that not what you meant?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:56, Reply)
I'm not a fellow-giver.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:00, Reply)
oh so you only take it??
you'd be popular in prison!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:01, Reply)
I'm popular everywhere *beams*

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:02, Reply)
i can see why
friendly AND slutty, it's a winning combination.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:03, Reply)
*preens*

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:04, Reply)
I have a surpisingly small mouth
making me crap at oral, but I do try
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:01, Reply)
That's ok, I have a surprisingly small cock.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:02, Reply)
Hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:04, Reply)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:04, Reply)
I've been known to gag when I put a chip in my mouth : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:02, Reply)
i have several friends
who got me to show them my patented deepthroat trick one night.

all 4 of them gagged when trying it out. one of them was actually sick (although she was utterly twatted in all fairness).
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:03, Reply)
I think I'll just stick with my other talents.
Although I won't be needing them anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:05, Reply)
the minute you stop looking you find what you were looking for
i'd offer to introduce you to my todmorden cousins but.... well.

you could do a LOT better! one is clearly gay and one... has been married 3 times.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:07, Reply)
People keep saying that to me but it doesn't work with me.
Once I didn't look for three years and no one turned up.

Beside right now I have a hot date with a plate of mashed potatoes.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:16, Reply)
You're going out with Bodger and Badger?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:17, Reply)
You should write a guide book

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:06, Reply)
oh no i couldn't do that
i only share my secrets with a small percentage of the public!! but in a dull scientific way, you have to learn to use the gag-reflex in a different way rather than gagging.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:08, Reply)
That's not what's written on the toilet-wall of the pub!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:11, Reply)
i'm rubbish at playing
chubbie bunnies too
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:05, Reply)
Guilty or not guilty?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:38, Reply)
see the list above and make up your own mind!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:40, Reply)
Puppy dog eyes will convince any jury

(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:40, Reply)
I must remember to take a puppy wiht me to court if I ever commit a crime.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:42, Reply)
i was told that my old boss
said after interviewing me "i've just hired a girl with the most fabulous puppy dog eyes". urgh urgh shudder vile foul, he was about 65. and also wildly inaccurate - my eyes are steely and shifty as befits a lawyer. they aren't even brown. can you have puppy dog eyes if they aren't brown?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:42, Reply)
Contact lenses

(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:43, Reply)
good point
i tried blue ones once, it was really weird looking in the mirror, your eyes are just not a feature that you expect to change!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:44, Reply)
I wouldn't bother with blue
I'd try something weird, like orange. I wonder if you can get black contact lenses for hallowe'en? That would be fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:46, Reply)
Apparently so
http://www.youknowit.com/online-shop/black-out-contact-lenses-pair6219.cfm
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:48, Reply)
the nonstoppartyshop
near me on high st ken has them in EVERY colour for halloween!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:53, Reply)
Trouble is
I already wear contact lenses so I would need prescription ones, and they're not very cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:55, Reply)
no no
just buy the silly ones then wear your glasses.

the glasses will magnify the lenses and make you look twice as scary!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:56, Reply)
i had red ones
and people thought I was actually albino
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:03, Reply)
Shit.
That means I'm fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:42, Reply)
It might work for me
I actually do have brown eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:43, Reply)
Pint!
Both!
Hairdo!
Both!
Vodka!
One, then the other!
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:46, Reply)
haha
you put your own twist on it. i likes this, i does.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:47, Reply)
I try not to do things by halves. Besides, I've never had my nails done.
Due to keeping them short since I was about 5 for ballet/piano/netball/piano/guitar/piano.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:49, Reply)
i was 27 before i had a manicure
because i nibble my nails sometimes and i do them myself anyway, being a bit of a make-up obsessive (although oddly i never bother wearing any unless i am going out!). but it's totally worth it, seriously. makes you feel really special for about a tenner.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:50, Reply)
I don't usually even paint my nails
But I do love my makeup, and doing exciting things. I seem to be amassing every colour ever. THough I broke my amazing mineralised blue/silver eyeshadow, need ot replace that.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:51, Reply)
have you seen the new mac glittery eyeliners?
damn mac, i only went in for a look, now i seem to have amassed 3 of them. beautiful and sparkly!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:52, Reply)
Oooooh going to check that out
Apparently Lipcote did a sparkly edition. Going to get on that.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:54, Reply)
i love mac
it's the same quality as chanel for eyeshadows etc but half the price.

i wouldn't buy my foundation from there though. that has to be estee lauder!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:57, Reply)
I use MAC foundation, the foundation equivalent of Touch Eclat, and occasionally Jelly Pong Pong,
as they did a special one for really white skin.

Most of my eyeshadows are mac.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:05, Reply)
jelly pongpong
do you recommend this?? there is a big mac at westfield, i could check it out tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:11, Reply)
OH MY GOD

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:21, Reply)
The foundation's pretty good
not used anything else of theirs
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:37, Reply)
You guys might as well be talking in PHP scripts right now.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:05, Reply)
this is all beyond me, too
I had to ask the guy on the counter at boots to tell me how to do make up once :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:07, Reply)
This amuses me.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:10, Reply)
the horrendously camp store guard at boots
insisted on helping me choose a juicytube the other day.

then insisted he does it for his wife. wife. yeah. right.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:11, Reply)
I'm sure he did.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:13, Reply)
i wish it was an internet lie
but I realised I had no idea and my plan to look like a grown up for an interview would be enhanced by putting some (non zombie) make up on my face
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:22, Reply)
There is nothing like feeling special for a tenner.
I usually go for 20 cans of Blackthorn.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:52, Reply)
Tarka daal, naan, pilau rice, masala dosa, muttar paneer, sweet lassi, poppadoms, that ridiculously hot yoghurt sauce from Tayyab's
Well, that's all the stuff I like. Dunno if I could eat that all. I'll damn well try.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:45, Reply)
I've been really enjoying daal
Recently.

But then there is always the Chinese option to consider.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:47, Reply)
if i were in manchester where they do it properly
i'd say poppadums, onion bhaji, chunks of cod tikka on a bed of sizzling onions and peppers and boiled rice.

in london, where they just can't do the fish right, it has to be poppadums, onion bhaji, vegetable dansak/jalfrezi/bhuna and mushroom rice.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:48, Reply)
Good fish curry is fucking awesome
but it's so rare to find a good one
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:49, Reply)
yeah
i am always disappointed by the fish curry down here. sang am in manchester... omg omg. it's just massive white chunks of cod, chargrilled in spices. amazing. and you don't feel toooo fat and dirty afterwards!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:52, Reply)
Have you ever been to Akbar's?
Or however you spell it. I've been meaning to do so for years. It sounds amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:49, Reply)
is that the big one in levenshulme?
my friend (who posts on here v occasionally as rebeccaslicker) raves and raves about it. i've never been. i love the very last one on the right in rusholme, sang am. there's one in didsbury too.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:51, Reply)
I think it's in Castlefield
Not in Lev, and not Indian either, but have you ever been to Aladdin's in Fallowfield/Withington? It's Syrian, and best falafel I've ever, ever had. Every time I go there I end up stuffed. It's amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:53, Reply)
NO.
but i am going up to wilmslow for halloween weekend, i will suggest to my friends that we check it out, i LOVE that sort of food!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:59, Reply)
It's on the 42 bus route, I can't for the life of me remember what that road is called.
It looks well scummy from the outside but it's really, really good.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:02, Reply)
dude my friend lives in gorton
she has no room to call anywhere scummy!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:05, Reply)
I got quite into the mild fish curry when I was in the Maldives
It was a popular part of breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:51, Reply)
due to being a recovering vegilesbian and a little suspicious of some meats
I am not a big Chinese fan. I do love fried beancurd though.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:50, Reply)
I like fried beancurd too.
But I usually just have prawns with egg fried rice.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:55, Reply)
I have not worked myself up for prawns yet.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:59, Reply)
Does one get worked up for a prawn?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:07, Reply)
i tried
had to dump him in the end
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:10, Reply)
was he just too shelfish?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:26, Reply)
Or was he a Prawn again Christian?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:29, Reply)
tarka dahl is like tikka dahl
but a little 'otter
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:58, Reply)
*Groan*

(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:01, Reply)
*full-on spang*

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:14, Reply)
No one for Chinese yet then?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:48, Reply)
i don't really like chinese
it's not great for veggies and it's too sweet. again IMHO.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:49, Reply)
Ok
Chicken and sweetcorn soup. smoked shredded chicken, honey spare ribs, crispy fried beef, nasi goreng, kung po beef, black bean pork, lemon chili duck, hoisin and crispy fried duck pancakes, chips in gravy and fried noodles with medium chili and extra soy.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:55, Reply)
No wonder you got fat : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:56, Reply)
That's what I'd order for like four people.
I got fat because of cider, crisps, cheese and low self-esteem.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:07, Reply)
Oh!
*laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:11, Reply)
i just got pizza
it is good and full of lardiness
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:57, Reply)
What toppings?
And what base?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:58, Reply)
mushroom, pepperoni, peppers, some other meat thing
italian
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:59, Reply)
damn you
i wanted pizza tonight. and we found the most awesome pizza pub in south london. then my friend announces she doesn't like pizza.

HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE PIZZA? THAT'S LIKE NOT LIKING OXYGEN.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:58, Reply)
WHAAAAAAAT

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:59, Reply)
that is proper mad

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 18:59, Reply)
i KNOW
and they were proper wood-fired stone oven pizzas as well.

murp.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:02, Reply)
I'm already eating a pizza, but now I want one of those!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:06, Reply)
i know
as it is, i think i am getting cherry-tomato risotto.

i had risotto last night.

and i hate cherry tomatoes.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:09, Reply)
Why?
Cherry tomatoes are little exploding balls of win.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:11, Reply)
^this
Especially in cherry tomato and chilli pasta sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:33, Reply)
Some people are weird.
No way getting round it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:03, Reply)
I've decided it'll be Indian this evening
I've now got to make my selections from the following menu

www.bollywoodspiceuk.com/menu.html
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:02, Reply)
Whatever you get
It must be with a keema naan.

Edit: I'd go for the Karahi Murgh or one of the "exotic fish" curries, just for the hell of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:05, Reply)
now i have gorillaz stuck in my head
"it's keema naan, it's keema naan"
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:06, Reply)
I don't care for the keema naan

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:07, Reply)
plain is best

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:08, Reply)
Cheese and garlic!
Fuck it, I'm full but I'm craving shit now.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:09, Reply)
Indian food will do that to you.
Have I correctly identified the 'shit' you want?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:12, Reply)
To be honest, any well-crafted, MSG-laden snacks would be blended and directly funnelled right in there at the moment.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:15, Reply)
Hahaaa

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:08, Reply)
oh my god they killed spock!
.....erm I mean Chinese
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:17, Reply)
Evening spaz.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:21, Reply)
alright
How's you, apart from being an old lardy bastard of course
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:22, Reply)
I had the mother of all headaches this morning
Caused by drinking too much last night.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:23, Reply)

I'm going out later if I can be assed
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:24, Reply)
Anywhere nice?
I might go to the pub for last orders, but I'm pretty tired at the moment, so I'll probably just get a curry and have a bottle or wine or two.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:28, Reply)
well out in leamington... so no

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:31, Reply)
You should go out, get drunk and go to a club and do some dancing.
Then tomorrow, you can post stories of how bad your hangover is and how you made a right tit of yourself dancing to S-Club 7.

It'll cheer us all up on what is shaping up to be, a fairly dull Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:33, Reply)
My Sunday won't be dull.
I'm taking my nephew to go-carting with his pal and then out for a long walk.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:35, Reply)
So grooming
Followed by a walk to the woods to see some puppies?

(Actually, that sounds like a very nice day)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:38, Reply)
Then my sister is teaching me to make Jamaican chicken and rice for dinner.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:40, Reply)
Is your sister Levi Roots?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:42, Reply)
No but she was taught to make it by one of her Jamaican ex's mother.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:43, Reply)
i dont like dancing

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:36, Reply)
You will if you drink enough.
Everyone likes dancing when they're drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:37, Reply)
well im not planning on drinking that much

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:39, Reply)
Drinks loads
It'll be great.

Get yourself 20 Lamberts and some WKD Blue. You'll be the most classy bird in Leamington.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:43, Reply)
Well we now all know your tastes in women.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:44, Reply)
Not being much of a catch myself
I'm really not that fussy.

The only rule I have, is that if they've been on the Jeremy Kyle show any more than twice, they much have passed at least ONE lie-detector test.

You rule out the losers then.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:49, Reply)
its b&h silver and cider for me

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:46, Reply)
Do they sell cider in Leamington?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:47, Reply)

Yes you cheeky fucked
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:50, Reply)
What is your favourite cider?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:50, Reply)
The free ones.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:53, Reply)
Some ciders I'd still avoid if they were free.
Strongbow and Magners for example. Neither are in the least bit drinkable.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:55, Reply)
i like both those
I will drink anything
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:58, Reply)
Mr Sheene is very good if you'll drink anything. Apparently.
I'm a big fan of cloudy cider and there are some nice single-blends available in some pubs these days too.

To be honest, just put me in a cider house and I'm happy.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:03, Reply)
i like cloudy stuff too

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:05, Reply)
Black Rat is a favourite
And there a still a few pubs in Bristol that'll do you pints of cloudy for £1.50

Drunk for fifteen quid! Result.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:07, Reply)
Don't worry, he'll be back a zillion years in the futurepastunidentifiedtimestream.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:22, Reply)
i think hes possessed bones

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:24, Reply)
Yup!
I think it only goes up to V tonight, and I'm gutted they're not showing the new one, it's fackin' ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:28, Reply)
im going to miss 4 and 5 if i have to go out
But the box set is 39 squid on play....
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:31, Reply)
Do you mean the one that shows them starting out?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:32, Reply)
Yeah, the new one, it's brilliant.
Some of my non-Trek friends saw it and absolutely loved it.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 19:51, Reply)
it is awesome
I enjoyed watching the second one where they comment on kirks cheating on the test thing
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:02, Reply)
oh my god dr emmet brown is a klingon!
I like the idea of klingons driving deloreans
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:04, Reply)
This is your best song EVER
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:06, Reply)

I really hope its klingons on the starboard bow
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:07, Reply)
It is : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:08, Reply)
Or 'What the Badger will be requesting the DJ to play in Leamingtons top night club'
How were the mashed spuds?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:09, Reply)
Better than sex.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:11, Reply)
haha i love that song
I forgot how crazy and squeaky it went at the end
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:12, Reply)
Really?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:13, Reply)
I do love mashed potato.
Best of all comfort food.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:13, Reply)
Better than chocolate?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:14, Reply)
Not all women are chocoholics.
I prefer savoury to sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:14, Reply)
Cheese and pineapple or a cocktail sausage?
What's your favourite?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:15, Reply)
Cheese and pineapple obviously.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:16, Reply)
Correct answer! Well done.
Mini Cheddars or crisps?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:17, Reply)
Crisps.
Mini chedders taste too chemically.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:19, Reply)
Cheese straws or bread sticks?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:21, Reply)
Cheese straws.
Bread sticks are too dry and taste of nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:22, Reply)
Would you put some salted peanuts out as part of a buffet?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:23, Reply)
No.
Is this leading anywhere?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:24, Reply)
Nowhere.
Just thinking about buffets.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:25, Reply)
Get your bloody takeaway.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:26, Reply)
Will do!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:27, Reply)
we got this played in a indie club once

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:17, Reply)
HURRY UP END OF THE MONTH !!!
I totally made another awesome meal that would be perfect for two people, where I'm going to have to throw away half of it (as it's too much), and the ingredients wouldn't have lasted 'till I next cook and would have to be chucked, and the other flatmates are doing their own thing.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:08, Reply)
gonz if i move all my shit on the sunday 31 will they have gone?
And ill have a bed for the night :P
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:13, Reply)
Their van comes at 12:00, so from, say, 13:00 it's all yours =D

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:19, Reply)
Take good care of her Gonz.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:20, Reply)
I reckon that'll be a two way thing.
=)
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:29, Reply)
Fuck!
www.b3ta.com/questions/wishlist/post916313

I'm getting laid again even if I have to pay someone. I'm not letting my neurosis ruin the rest of my life.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:07, Reply)
I read that and thought...
'I really must get round to ordering my curry'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:12, Reply)
: (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:13, Reply)
Sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:16, Reply)
=/
Serious, serious, "=/".
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:20, Reply)
Eating disorders are not nice.
There but for the grace of God go I.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:22, Reply)
I know them very well, got a whole branch of family with that sort of issue, plus I know a few others. Not a month goes by when you don't hear of a medical institution 'failing' someone on that respect; in the papers.
It's fucked up, mostly caused by bastards, but not always.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:31, Reply)

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