aye
there's about 4 dress sizes between my hips and my boobs! so it's difficult to find a dress that isn't either reeeeally slutty on the top or reeeeeally baggy on the bottom.

i think it's v feminine to wear dresses, i am always jealous of girls who look nice in them.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:54, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'm impressed. That should be something to be lauded, not disliked.
I'm just quite rounded.

quitevery
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:57, Reply)

I wish I had slim legs
if I wear black tights and high heels I can get away with the pretence and in some ways I'm blessed with big boobs because they draw the eye away from my fat calfs
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)

i don't think i've seen your calves in a shot
and i'm sure they're fine. but IF they aren't, two things. pilates, or just walking up lots of steep hills, and knee-high boots! they are the easiest bit to hide.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:06, Reply)

This is Oxford
There are no real hills
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:09, Reply)

treadmill hills!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:11, Reply)

You are right
sadly the heel came off my gorgeous boots :( :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:10, Reply)

oh no
how distressing! good excuse to buy some moar boots?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:11, Reply)

I'm finding it really difficult to find any
been searching for ages
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:21, Reply)

no, i hate them!
i'd give anything to be flat-chested.

i've seen bash pics. you are nowhere near how you describe yourself, you know!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)

I sadly am
roll on wage cheques and new noses
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:01, Reply)

you really can't say that
now we are real facebook friends, the pics i've seen are gorgeous!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:05, Reply)

I can promise
that if I had the money for plastic surgery, I'd get lipo on my legs, and a smaller nose.

V kind of you to say so though.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:06, Reply)

i too would love a nose job
and a boob reduction. but i can't quite bring myself to do it. if it went horribly wrong, and these things do, you'd only have yourself to blame!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:10, Reply)

you need neither of those things!
And you're right, I'm not sure I could deal with the scarring. Roll on real-life photoshop lol
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:13, Reply)

I reckon if I could fix negative female body image I'd be a trillionaire.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:15, Reply)

yes
or a man who got laid a lot.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:24, Reply)