i was just about to start a new thread
Why is it everytime piccard leaves riker In charge of the enterprise he totally destroys it?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 17:54, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's the beard
That is the only conclusion I can draw.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 17:56, Reply)

i was thinking more hes an incompetant fucktard
But people with beards do seem to be fucktards so maybe we have just made a breakthrough
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 17:58, Reply)

I was a fucktard when I had a beard.
Then I shaved it, but remained a fucktard. Maybe I'm the exception that proves this very scientific rule.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:00, Reply)

im pretty sure thats the wrong use of that phrase

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:03, Reply)

Quite possibly
But then, I am a fucktard.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:06, Reply)

:(

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:05, Reply)

he only gets a beard
in the 2nd (maybe third?) series
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:21, Reply)

i dunno if piccard let him drive the ship then

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:25, Reply)

Because Riker (whoever he is)
Is an Arsenal fan with homes in Newport and Bristol and can't get from one to the other without MD's and beer but his route always goes via the Enterprise thus the distruction?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:01, Reply)

Riker is bobbypires?

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:02, Reply)

are you suggesting
Riker is a serial drunk driver?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:02, Reply)

I'm speculating as to the damage to the Enterprise.
Not that I've ever watching that Sci-Fi shit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:06, Reply)

it would explain so much
Too drunk to shave too drunk to avoid the massive mountain he's just cained the enterprise into
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:10, Reply)

And Bob is learning
Klingon Welsh.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:13, Reply)

Who the fuck is riker? No house in port yet should be by Christmas though.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:26, Reply)

And beards are great.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:27, Reply)

No idea.
Ask the Ginger one. I don't watch thar sci-fi bollocks.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:28, Reply)

Some sic fi is good
The new star trek movie for example was ace.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:31, Reply)