Meh.
It's all quiet here. Where is everyone?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 17:51, 130 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Ay up!
I am here, stuffing my face with pasta.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 17:53, Reply)

i was just about to start a new thread
Why is it everytime piccard leaves riker In charge of the enterprise he totally destroys it?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 17:54, Reply)

It's the beard
That is the only conclusion I can draw.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 17:56, Reply)

i was thinking more hes an incompetant fucktard
But people with beards do seem to be fucktards so maybe we have just made a breakthrough
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 17:58, Reply)

I was a fucktard when I had a beard.
Then I shaved it, but remained a fucktard. Maybe I'm the exception that proves this very scientific rule.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:00, Reply)

im pretty sure thats the wrong use of that phrase

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:03, Reply)

Quite possibly
But then, I am a fucktard.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:06, Reply)

:(

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:05, Reply)

he only gets a beard
in the 2nd (maybe third?) series
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:21, Reply)

i dunno if piccard let him drive the ship then

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:25, Reply)

Because Riker (whoever he is)
Is an Arsenal fan with homes in Newport and Bristol and can't get from one to the other without MD's and beer but his route always goes via the Enterprise thus the distruction?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:01, Reply)

Riker is bobbypires?

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:02, Reply)

are you suggesting
Riker is a serial drunk driver?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:02, Reply)

I'm speculating as to the damage to the Enterprise.
Not that I've ever watching that Sci-Fi shit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:06, Reply)

it would explain so much
Too drunk to shave too drunk to avoid the massive mountain he's just cained the enterprise into
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:10, Reply)

And Bob is learning
Klingon Welsh.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:13, Reply)

Who the fuck is riker? No house in port yet should be by Christmas though.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:26, Reply)

And beards are great.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:27, Reply)

No idea.
Ask the Ginger one. I don't watch thar sci-fi bollocks.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:28, Reply)

Some sic fi is good
The new star trek movie for example was ace.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:31, Reply)

I'm here for a bit at least
debating whether to go to the debate tonight
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:02, Reply)

I'm waiting patiently for my chicken phal
*edit* I've also just found a film to download which translates as Big Tits Zombie, that's this evenings entertainment sorted.
( broadsword, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:09, Reply)

A phal?
You mad bastard!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:09, Reply)

Only had it once before and that was about 16 years ago
figured I was due another challenge. It's quite nice as it goes, definitely a tad warm, nice one Taj Mahal.
( broadsword, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:45, Reply)

Get the bog paper in the fridge nice and early!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:14, Reply)

I love this tactic.
Used it often during my uni 'beer and vindaloo' evenings.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:17, Reply)

When I had a house-share with 3 mates
There was ALWAYS at least one roll in the beer fridge.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:19, Reply)

Ah, them was the days

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:20, Reply)

"if it’s half naked babes wielding chainsaws you’re after, look no further"

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:14, Reply)

How can it be anything except magnificent?
Machete looks fucking great as well.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:21, Reply)

I saw the trailer for that the other day.
I really want to see that. Looks like it's in the same vein as The Machine Girl and Tokyo Gore Police.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:16, Reply)

It's available NOW from all good retailers, and alt.binaries.scary.exe.files

( broadsword, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:21, Reply)

Yay!
I must have missed the cinema release :D
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:22, Reply)

Watching CSI:Miami and wondering if my flatmate is dead

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:16, Reply)

go and punch them in the face to find out

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:18, Reply)

Can't be arsed.
I'll punch her when she gets back
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:19, Reply)

Why do you think your housemate might be dead?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:18, Reply)

She was meant to be back 2 hours ago, from work
Obviously I'm not really worried. I'll get worried in 5 hours or so.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:20, Reply)

Why not give her a bell?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:23, Reply)

Just did.
Work kept her on much longer than expected. All is good.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:23, Reply)

Still going to punch her though?

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:24, Reply)

Softly, and with love.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:24, Reply)

Ah, that's nice.
Being lamped by Lampy.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:24, Reply)

It's an elite club.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:25, Reply)

:)

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:26, Reply)

No one else will join it
Apart from possibly Bobby.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:27, Reply)

Are you going to enlist new members on Friday?
Hehe, I said members.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:27, Reply)

No, I don't want people to dislike me any more!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:29, Reply)

I'm pretty sure noone dislikes you.

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:30, Reply)

I don't want them to have more/any reason.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:30, Reply)

That's a fair point

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:32, Reply)

Why am I getting punched?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:30, Reply)

Because you are a drink-driving scummer.
You have to expect to be in the dog-house for a few days for that little episode.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:07, Reply)

in the anus

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:25, Reply)

Nah, she'd like that too much

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:26, Reply)

Really?
Can I come and stay at your's?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:27, Reply)

I've already got 3 b3tans staying after the bash.
Let's get this party started, riiight
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:28, Reply)

Haha!
So the evening may end with a violated housemate?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:29, Reply)

Like all the best nights.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:29, Reply)

I tried to get my brother violated last night but failed.

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:32, Reply)

I need to be wingmanned.
Housemate just gets off with eveyrone as she's hot, and other one is actually shit.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:33, Reply)

I try to wingman my bro
But he's cripplingly shy so it's like pulling teeth trying to get him to chat to girls.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:34, Reply)

I'm useless with boys
especially the ones I like.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:35, Reply)

You should meet my bro
You'd get on.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:36, Reply)

Is he hot?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:36, Reply)

He's a handsome enough chap
Quite short though, which is saying something coming from me.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:38, Reply)

How short is short?
I'm either 5' 2" or 3".
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:39, Reply)

About 5'5" or 5'6"

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:42, Reply)

I do like tall men.
I like to feel dainty and that's the only way I can do it!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:43, Reply)

Curses!
I'm a shit matchmaker.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:46, Reply)

Find me a tall, dark-haired, striking man
And you'll have done it for me.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:47, Reply)

I'll keep an eye out for you :)

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:48, Reply)

That sounds like me.
But I'm not very violent.

How good at striking people does someone need to be?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:14, Reply)

Oh hellllllo!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:18, Reply)

Based on the fact you never requested
Sporty physique or good looking, it'll apply to a lot of blokes.

Or interesting.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:23, Reply)

I like skinny men
I guess I should have said that.

As for good looking, beggars cna't be choosers.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:26, Reply)

you're not a beggar, silly

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:41, Reply)

Aw I'll wingman you Lampito
I'm good at that
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:40, Reply)

Aww :)
Excited for tomorrow?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:41, Reply)

Very much
I have a sick feeling in my stomach though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:43, Reply)

Oh, you'll be fiiiiiiiiine.
What's the plan?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:44, Reply)

Hopefully dinner, then bar
then whisky and Scrabble
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:55, Reply)

Good luck!
I've lured my friend Jess who I rather like out this evening using the medium of beer vouchers :)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:45, Reply)

Good luck!
Let us know how it goes
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:53, Reply)

Will do.
Happy being friends for the time being. It's nice and we get on really well so don't want to do anything to potentially wreck it so I shall not be making any moves this evening.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:55, Reply)

That's some nice flat-mate concern you've shown there.
Get your flat mate to pick you up some booze on her way back.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:25, Reply)

Nah, I'm not feeling boozy
whenever I eat it makes me feel really really sick, so booze would not go well.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:25, Reply)

That's not good.
Go to the chippy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:30, Reply)

You WANT me to throw up?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:31, Reply)

trying to get some work done
so work is only 75% as manic in the week

Really, I want sleep :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:19, Reply)

Bad times.
Why not have a little nap and then do some work?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:22, Reply)

because there is too much to do
a never ending to do list

but at least it's only 5 days until half term! (when I will hopefully catch up with the to do list)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:23, Reply)

Have some booze
It'll motivate you into working dead hard.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:25, Reply)

I have tried this tactic before
it kinda worked, but only in the sense that I got to the "fuck it, that'll do" stage too early and then realised when I went in to work the next day :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:28, Reply)

Well have some booze anyway.
Booze is good.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:29, Reply)

have a tiny ten minute nap

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:41, Reply)

is that even possible?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:59, Reply)

It is indeed possible
I do it all the time. Set a ten minute timer on your mobile, then lie down on the floor (not your bed) and have a little nap
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:05, Reply)

just tried it
didn't fall asleep, but did give me time to think

my 'amazing' revelation, though was "mmm, I could have egg and chips for tea
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:32, Reply)

I'm on a train
We beat Liverpool. A hollow defeat as they're playing so badly and they've been through a dreadful time. Still I'm made up. I missed both goals because I was watching college footy with the bf. I hope this makes up for me missing the two goals he scored yesterday as I was scared it might be cold and rainy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:43, Reply)

The Liverpool saga is hilarious at the minute.
You Toffees must be loving it!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:44, Reply)

Ah you know what BK, I'm not even loving it.
Everyone's miserable, the really bitter toffees are being gloaty cunts, there'll be family disputes aggravated and I just want everything nice. It's boss doing better than them but I hate the miserable circumstances. Most of the family are reds and I hope this misery teaches them humility then everything picks up again.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:49, Reply)

You can only hope.
I remember the Rangers/ Celtic divides back home. Very ugly sometimes.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:52, Reply)

I want us to get back to the spirit of the Merseyside derbies in the 80s

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:00, Reply)

Had a good weekend?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:45, Reply)

A lovely weekend ta hun
Thought it was going to be a bit frantic as he had loads on, but we were remarkably chilled and got plenty of time together. I also got shopping time. New stupid hat! How was your weekend then?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:51, Reply)

Glad it was so nice :)
Mine was okay thanks, quiet and quite tired for most of it.

What's the hat like?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:56, Reply)

A silly black trapper with brown 'fur'.
To keep my ears warm.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:04, Reply)

Had a lovely day :))))
Just dyeing my hair now brb.
( girlinthehole, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:56, Reply)

Ooh, what colour?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:59, Reply)

Just the grey bits hon.

( girlinthehole, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:00, Reply)

Ahh, I see.
I might start going grey soon. We'll have to see whose hair genes I inherited.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:02, Reply)

You're a bit weird Blousie
Dyeing bits of your hair grey.

What's the point in that eh?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:12, Reply)

For all those granny grabbers out there.
Authentic innit.
( girlinthehole, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:20, Reply)

So the addition of a bit of grey is a pulling tactic?
Interesting.

Let me know how that goes. I might need to reinvent myself.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:21, Reply)

I do whatever it takes.

( girlinthehole, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:22, Reply)

Well keep me posted anyway!
Right. I'm out of here. Might be back later. Might not.

*To the art exhibition!*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:24, Reply)

Art exhibition : /

( girlinthehole, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:25, Reply)

gallery openings are excellent ways to get free wine`

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:32, Reply)

Hiya!
I'm rubbish at dying my own. I usually ask my hairdresser or Nana to chuck mine on.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:05, Reply)

It's only the bits at the front that need doing.
I used to dye my hair a lot when it was short.
( girlinthehole, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:06, Reply)

ill be dying my hair for the bash

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:12, Reply)

More GINGER
For those who have a preference for gingers?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:13, Reply)

Less ginger
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:14, Reply)

Just finished*
my problem sheets for the week. Then had a quick bite to eat, now relaxing.

*or at least as near as I'm going to get. Relativity is hard :(
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:29, Reply)

If it was easy the whole universe would do it.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:46, Reply)

This year seems to be the one where they point out that the universe is just weird, the best theories we have are completely unintuitive, and the simplifications are unsolvable (fluid dynamics...)
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:54, Reply)

The universe is weird!
I could have told them that.
( girlinthehole, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:57, Reply)

I got (almost) all I know about relativity from
www.einstein-online.info/home-eo/elementary and a kid's book about Einstein. edit: which ^she's read. edit: www.amazon.co.uk/Albert-Einstein-Inflatable-Universe-Famous/dp/0439992168/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1287341947&sr=8-2
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:57, Reply)

I can do most of the inertial stuff
(non-accelerating), or at least, the problem then is generally the lack of maths over the hols. The accelerating stuff just makes no sense at the moment (getting completely different answers (by a factor of 1000) to the same problem, by doing it 2 ways that should be equally valid...)

EDIT: I read the Uncle Albert series as a kid (Time, Space and Uncle Albert, Black Holes and Uncle Albert, and Uncle Albert and the Quantum Quest). They really should be required reading at year 5/6ish
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Sun 17 Oct 2010, 20:02, Reply)