Why not give her a bell?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:23, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Just did.
Work kept her on much longer than expected. All is good.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:23, Reply)

Still going to punch her though?

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:24, Reply)

Softly, and with love.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:24, Reply)

Ah, that's nice.
Being lamped by Lampy.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:24, Reply)

It's an elite club.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:25, Reply)

:)

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:26, Reply)

No one else will join it
Apart from possibly Bobby.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:27, Reply)

Are you going to enlist new members on Friday?
Hehe, I said members.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:27, Reply)

No, I don't want people to dislike me any more!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:29, Reply)

I'm pretty sure noone dislikes you.

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:30, Reply)

I don't want them to have more/any reason.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:30, Reply)

That's a fair point

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:32, Reply)

Why am I getting punched?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:30, Reply)

Because you are a drink-driving scummer.
You have to expect to be in the dog-house for a few days for that little episode.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:07, Reply)

in the anus

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:25, Reply)

Nah, she'd like that too much

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:26, Reply)

Really?
Can I come and stay at your's?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:27, Reply)

I've already got 3 b3tans staying after the bash.
Let's get this party started, riiight
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:28, Reply)

Haha!
So the evening may end with a violated housemate?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:29, Reply)

Like all the best nights.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:29, Reply)

I tried to get my brother violated last night but failed.

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:32, Reply)

I need to be wingmanned.
Housemate just gets off with eveyrone as she's hot, and other one is actually shit.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:33, Reply)

I try to wingman my bro
But he's cripplingly shy so it's like pulling teeth trying to get him to chat to girls.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:34, Reply)

I'm useless with boys
especially the ones I like.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:35, Reply)

You should meet my bro
You'd get on.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:36, Reply)

Is he hot?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:36, Reply)

He's a handsome enough chap
Quite short though, which is saying something coming from me.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:38, Reply)

How short is short?
I'm either 5' 2" or 3".
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:39, Reply)

About 5'5" or 5'6"

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:42, Reply)

I do like tall men.
I like to feel dainty and that's the only way I can do it!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:43, Reply)

Curses!
I'm a shit matchmaker.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:46, Reply)

Find me a tall, dark-haired, striking man
And you'll have done it for me.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:47, Reply)

I'll keep an eye out for you :)

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:48, Reply)

That sounds like me.
But I'm not very violent.

How good at striking people does someone need to be?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:14, Reply)

Oh hellllllo!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:18, Reply)

Based on the fact you never requested
Sporty physique or good looking, it'll apply to a lot of blokes.

Or interesting.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:23, Reply)

I like skinny men
I guess I should have said that.

As for good looking, beggars cna't be choosers.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:26, Reply)

you're not a beggar, silly

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 19:41, Reply)

Aw I'll wingman you Lampito
I'm good at that
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:40, Reply)

Aww :)
Excited for tomorrow?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:41, Reply)

Very much
I have a sick feeling in my stomach though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:43, Reply)

Oh, you'll be fiiiiiiiiine.
What's the plan?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:44, Reply)

Hopefully dinner, then bar
then whisky and Scrabble
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:55, Reply)

Good luck!
I've lured my friend Jess who I rather like out this evening using the medium of beer vouchers :)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:45, Reply)

Good luck!
Let us know how it goes
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:53, Reply)

Will do.
Happy being friends for the time being. It's nice and we get on really well so don't want to do anything to potentially wreck it so I shall not be making any moves this evening.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:55, Reply)

That's some nice flat-mate concern you've shown there.
Get your flat mate to pick you up some booze on her way back.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:25, Reply)

Nah, I'm not feeling boozy
whenever I eat it makes me feel really really sick, so booze would not go well.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:25, Reply)

That's not good.
Go to the chippy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:30, Reply)

You WANT me to throw up?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:31, Reply)