hell yeah

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:52, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

*Views with suspicion*
EDIT: Question.

How does the average bash pan out. What is the running order for these things?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:53, Reply)

I arrive
I buy about 3 pints in about half an hour
I punch someone/disgrace myself in some other way
I vomit and go home.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:57, Reply)

*Engages sarcasm mode*
Sounds mint.

(Seriously, how do they differ - for the better - from a night out with proper friends?)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:58, Reply)

see most of them are now "proper" friends to me ive known them for two years

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:00, Reply)

I still shudder
At the thought of meeting stranges from the Internet.

I'd send Bob in first, in case Lampy starts lamping people!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:03, Reply)

bob will not make it out alive

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:05, Reply)

pffft you and team arsehole don't scare me lady.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:06, Reply)

I'm not on Team Awesome. I'm a law unto myself.
Plus not Awesome.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:07, Reply)

Anyone who punches Chompy is pretty awesome.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:09, Reply)

well hopefully youll continue the drink driving and kill yourself off before then

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:09, Reply)

the moral high ground suits you
cause I can't see your face
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:10, Reply)

over a cliff or something though
not into anyone else. well, tony blair maybe. and his vile duck-faced wife. but that would be quite a coincidence and quite hard to pull off.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:11, Reply)

Yeah, we don't want him on the roads
He might actually kill someone decent.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:12, Reply)

I do make a pretty awesome human shield.
Plus my beard absorbs all punches.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:06, Reply)

did you just pop up
when he typed your name?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:06, Reply)

ha, no was reading for a while, but sticking a film on and skinning up so
was just a happy coincidence. How are you swipe?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:08, Reply)

i was feeling really virtuous and healthy earlier
now i am full of greek! but it's a "family guy" double so i am happy.

ye?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:10, Reply)

all good ta, a little hungover
watching hot tub time machine, very funny.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:12, Reply)

my cousin told me that
it is so shit and so blatant about being shit that it is actually v funny.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:13, Reply)

yeah definitely true
plus any film that breaks the fourth wall has to know it's shit.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:14, Reply)

Look, I'm not going to fucking punch anyone.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:07, Reply)

That sounds a bit aggressive.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:12, Reply)

I'm growing a little tired of it.
I'm not all about punching. Just mostly.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:13, Reply)

I don't generally just go to the pub with friends, we go out
So it's nice to just generally have some nice conversation. For me, at least.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:01, Reply)

i turn up
Bask in the warm love of everyone there who has missed me terribly get them to buy me drinks whilst I hang out with team awesome (clendrix wooks lusty and I may include lab if I'm feeling nice)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:59, Reply)

*Reads*
I'm TGB I buy everyone a drink in the hope of conversation, Clendrix, Wookie and Lusty tollerate me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:05, Reply)

im too poor to buy friends

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:10, Reply)

You will be when you move!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:23, Reply)

toller fell
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:13, Reply)

fellerate?
is that some kind of sex-change??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:14, Reply)

It's a sexual act that involves chopping down trees.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:16, Reply)

he's a lumberjack and he's alright...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:18, Reply)

Haha
strikethrough wasn't funny but you've salvaged something from the wreckage.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:17, Reply)

it also sounds like the "would you rather" game
where you rate the fellows in the office (or wherever)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:19, Reply)