the tube this morning
was the most vile stinking overcrowded pushy overheated reeking late sack-of-shit in the world and doing that infuriating thing of stopping for ages between each station with no explanation and then when the driver does come on to "explain" his english is so poor and his accent is so strong and so magnified by the tannoy that you can't understand a word of the "explanation" anyway. it has made me so late and so angry that only 137 puppies being skewered and roasted on the track by a welsh madman would be a sufficient excuse.

other than that, though...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:45, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

racistlols

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:48, Reply)

i blame tfl
for making the poor bastards address a train full of angry commuters. why on earth don't they just give them a standard tape to play, it's always the same excuse every time about "signal failures".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:50, Reply)

just so you can have your lunch
you asked for puppies to be skewered and roasted. Shocking
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:50, Reply)

i'd rather skewer and roast
the first-born of the tfl bigwigs and the engineering companies who can't finish on time, to be fair. if i didn't finish my work on time, we wouldn't get paid! they should be the same, that'd motivate them up real nice.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:51, Reply)