I just shouted at the radio
Guy interviewing Government Minister says, "we know terrorism is the biggest threat facing this nation..."

NO IT BLOODY ISN'T YOU MONG.

It's a vanishingly tiny threat. The "man" WANTS us to think it's this huge bogeyman so they can do what they like. Argh. How many people does sodding terrorism kill every year? How about preventable fucking diseases? The damn environment?

What's got you fired up on Monday morning? Alternatively, who needs a slap?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 8:24, 79 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I am having to spend the morning recovering all our data following the IT theft at the end of last week so the thieving cunt(s) definitely need a slap.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 8:26, Reply)

Nothing could
I'm absolutely shattered after a very busy weekend.

Alt Q: Kelvin McKenzie
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 8:43, Reply)

McKenzie has a face made for punching

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 8:43, Reply)

+With something heavy in your hand

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 8:50, Reply)

Did you get your deposit back?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:08, Reply)

Nope, spent the weekend sorting the place out, repainting, etc.
My Dad is going in tomorrow to remove what's left, and give it a final clean, on Wednesday I'll hear from the landlord.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:14, Reply)

I'm getting shit for dating
Because apparently I'm not allowed to move on. This has me quite irked.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 8:48, Reply)

No one is allowed to move on.
If you break up with someone, they're not allowed to be happy again, they have to become a shell of their former selves, pining after you forever more. That's the rule.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:11, Reply)

Moving on is fine....
AS LONG AS IT'S NOT FIVE MINUTES AFTER YOU'VE DUMPED SOMEONE.
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:18, Reply)

It's usually five minutes before in my case
*is bitter*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:27, Reply)

:(

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Tell her to fuck off
She's the slag here, not you.
(berk, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:32, Reply)

I need a slap.
But only because I like them on my botty.
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 8:55, Reply)

Filth!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 8:56, Reply)

Libido still playing up eh?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 8:57, Reply)

Yes.
I've changed my mind again and I'm not staying single for the rest of my life.
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 8:58, Reply)

Yay!
I like this idea much better than the spinster + cats one.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:11, Reply)

I figure the only way I can truly punish men is by spending time with them.

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:17, Reply)

what happened to upbeat devil-may-care Blousie?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:19, Reply)

I am upbeat and devil-may-care, but with the added bonus of vengeful.

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:28, Reply)

vengeful horny
(berk, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Woo!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Woo to you too ; D

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:39, Reply)

*monocle*

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:01, Reply)

We're a bit raunchy this side of the board.

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:06, Reply)

raunchy desperate
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:09, Reply)

I am not desperate.
Desperation implies I would be throwing myself at anyone. This I have not done nor plan to.
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:10, Reply)

Speak for yourself saddo.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:13, Reply)

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:18, Reply)

Really ;)
I'm a level 18 paladin. I have 98 hit points and have a Helm of Disintegration
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Oh?
well in that case...I'm a black guy.
(berk, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Hehehe :D

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:47, Reply)

I've got an all day meeting with free sandwiches,
I'm pretty fired up about that.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 8:59, Reply)

Free sandwiches are awesome.

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:00, Reply)

Fuck yeah,
they sometimes get free satay chicken skewers as well. There's usually a very polite fight to get them.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:01, Reply)

Only if they're good
If they were all egg mayo, or the tuna mayo so soggy you could suck it through a straw, that'd be shit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:01, Reply)

If there's egg mayo, I'm storming out of the meeting.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:07, Reply)

Egg mayo is shit
As far as I'm concerned, if it didn't at one point have limbs, and was walking/swimming round, it has no place as the main ingredient in my sandwich.

Except for cheese. Mmm, cheese.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:16, Reply)

I love egg mayonnaise
soooo much. It's just delicious. But I daren't take it to work as people complain.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:17, Reply)

Then again, aren't you a veggie?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:18, Reply)

No.
I was a while ago, so I do still enjoy delicious vegetarian food. Wiggy is of the same mind as you though, if it's not got meat in it it's not a proper meal.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:22, Reply)

He's right. Butternut squash risotto is not a meal but no matter how much I point this out my gf doesn't listen

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:27, Reply)

but it's so delicious!
tut, boys.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Sounds pretty tasty though...
Must admit, some veggie food isn't too bad, those veggie fingers you get (Fish fingers for kids whose parents hate them) aren't bad with brown sauce.

Also, vegetables are awesome (well, except Courgette, Sprouts & Cauliflower), so that helps.

Had a fucking fantastic meal at a wedding on saturday.
Starter - Crayfish wrapped in salmon, served with a little onion & watermelon, and a sauce (no idea what sauce though).
Main - Big fat piece of chicken, served in a butter sauce, with sunday veg. (Roasties, new potatoes, carrots, brocolli, aubergine(?) and cauliflower)
Pudding - Upside down apple cake, served with vanilla cream.

Washed down with shitloads of wine!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:36, Reply)

You don't want to spend the afternoon
in a small, poorly-ventilated room with a bunch of cunts who've had egg mayo.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:17, Reply)

I'm not very fired up this morning
I haven't had a coffee yet. I'm trying to cut down my caffeine intake to see if it helps with my headaches, but so far it's just making me miserable.

I got a lift to work this morning though and Wiggy listens to Rock Radio, which does the 5 Word Weather report. This morning it was "Grim. Turn up the rock!". I love 5 Word Weather.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:03, Reply)

It's sunny here.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:04, Reply)

It is fucking freezing in London

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:05, Reply)

Amen Brother!
I have some damn cold knees right now.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:18, Reply)

It's always sunny in Milton Keynes
Isn't it like Toon Town in Roger Rabbit?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:12, Reply)

It's a bit like that, it's awesome and stuff.
You'll go through it on Friday then you'll see, then you'll see.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:14, Reply)

I'm looking forward to it, I might do that thing like in Harry Potter where I press my face up against the glass and look on in awe and wonderment
You still getting the same train as us? We're in Coach B, not sure if that will make any difference, I have no idea how busy it will get.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:18, Reply)

Save me a seat if you can,
It'll probably be pretty busy but not too bad as it's before rush hour.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:20, Reply)

We'll try to, we'll be as annoying as possible to other travellers so no one wants to sit with us.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:23, Reply)

I have great confidence in your ability.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:25, Reply)

I got one slightly earlier which gets in slightly later
and saved myself eight quid and three quarters of an hour with you lot.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:23, Reply)

I'm going to steal £8 from you
and then sing tunelessly for 45 minutes
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:38, Reply)

Typical northener.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Busk bully.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:39, Reply)

I need a slap
I suggested we lease out an area of the country to other countries to do their nuclear testing and charge vast amounts of money. I suggested Liverpool as a perfect spot thus solving two of the nations problems at once.

I was obviously only joking but I had forgotten that I share an office with a rather large Scouser who promptly used his towering presence to make me feel very silly in front of all the others. They were laughing at me, not with me.
( Peej, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Hahahahha
At, not with.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Haha, not the brightest idea!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Just realised it's a four day week this week.
*big grin*
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:38, Reply)

Can we all have one?

( Peej, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:42, Reply)

No

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:48, Reply)

I HAVE A THREE DAY WEEK FUUUUUUUUUUCK YEEEEEEEEEEAH

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Personally I'm more worried about owls than terrorists
Especially after seeing this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YvyXu7coXA
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:42, Reply)

I can't wait to see Legend of the Guardians
it looks so cute! Like Harry Potter without all the annoying kids
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Seriously?
it looks terrible...
(berk, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:46, Reply)

but, owls!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:51, Reply)

It looks a bit weird
Though I'm with you on owls. Owls is great.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:09, Reply)

There's a massive poster advertising just up the road from my house
I want to put a big black frame over each of the owls on it with the captions "O RLY?" and "JA RLY."
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:12, Reply)

One of them is doing a sideways face thing at the camera
it makes me laugh when I walk past it because I think that exact same thing; O RLY?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:41, Reply)

the tube this morning
was the most vile stinking overcrowded pushy overheated reeking late sack-of-shit in the world and doing that infuriating thing of stopping for ages between each station with no explanation and then when the driver does come on to "explain" his english is so poor and his accent is so strong and so magnified by the tannoy that you can't understand a word of the "explanation" anyway. it has made me so late and so angry that only 137 puppies being skewered and roasted on the track by a welsh madman would be a sufficient excuse.

other than that, though...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:45, Reply)

racistlols

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:48, Reply)

i blame tfl
for making the poor bastards address a train full of angry commuters. why on earth don't they just give them a standard tape to play, it's always the same excuse every time about "signal failures".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:50, Reply)

just so you can have your lunch
you asked for puppies to be skewered and roasted. Shocking
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:50, Reply)

i'd rather skewer and roast
the first-born of the tfl bigwigs and the engineering companies who can't finish on time, to be fair. if i didn't finish my work on time, we wouldn't get paid! they should be the same, that'd motivate them up real nice.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Nothing has me fired up
I am unbelievably tired, so I could do with a wakeup slap. I've got way too much to do today
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:51, Reply)