I wouldn't sterilise anyone involuntarily
but I'd be happy to perform the honours for several people I know
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:23, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

some of them might be better being castrated
bob crow, for instance. or michael buble. or richard madeley.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Good idea
*sharpens garden shears*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:26, Reply)

ITYM "blunts"
don't let them off lightly.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Sounds like a plan

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Too late for Bob Crow
You could chaff his bollocks off and he'd still be a cunt.

A better bet would be to batter him repeatedly over the head with a Hornby trainset whilst inserting model track up his nose and screaming "This is going to be the last railway you wreck, you workshy, overpaid grunting little turd".
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:34, Reply)

What a waste of a Hornby train set though.

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:35, Reply)

It would be a shit one...
...something like a Thomas The Tank Engine special or something.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Ah, well that's OK then.

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:38, Reply)

why not just use a real tube
they're knackered anyway. i nominate the district line, shittest of all the lines.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:38, Reply)

As in "insert a real tube train up Bob Crow's rectum?"
sans lube, naturally.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:40, Reply)