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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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He'll enjoy that.
It must be more fun than being forced to lick-clean the carpet in the spare room!

A story that still shocks me.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:51, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
ugh I hate people rubbing their hands over carpet
licking it makes me feel sick
*vomits on carpet*
*monty licks it off*
*vomits again*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:54, Reply)
You'd love that.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:13, Reply)
and me
i am tempted to put something about it on facebook, worst of all the burns, but then the mutual friend would just get into trouble.

foul incontinent bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:05, Reply)
What is more amazing
Is that you said you fell out over something completely different.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:07, Reply)
well yeah
i only found out about this episode more than a year after she moved out!

we fell out because she felt i didn't pay enough attention to her wonderful new boyfriend even though (i) she brought him to my birthday party to introduce him without asking; (ii) they sat and snogged all night (they were 38 and 40) so noone wanted to go near them; (iii) then they had a big row; (iv) he happily let everyone buy him drinks all night despite not knowing anyone, and never put his hand in his pocket once, and in this bar the beers were a tenner each; and (v) they split up a month later. this was the final straw after a lot of selfish behaviour on her part, so i just stopped calling/texting/emailing her as a result!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:24, Reply)
What sort of idiot chooses to go to a bar where the beers are a tenner each?
Was it a clip joint?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:28, Reply)
fairly typical for a fancy bottled beer
in some bars round here, sadly.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:34, Reply)
I still use some pubs that'll sell me a nice cider for £1.45 a pint!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:36, Reply)

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