This has got fuck all to do with your thread but I'm confident you'll appreciate this mate
You may already be aware that various online sources - even vaguely reliable ones like the Guardian - are reporting that Wayne Rooney has had quite enough of the tabloid press/not being paid £150,000 a week/Alex Ferguson's fucking face and has declared he won't sign a new contract, prompting everyone in the world to assume that Real Madrid will try to sign him in January.

About two hours later, this made me absolutely piss myself laughing;

www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/spanish-prostitutes-order-new-fitted-kitchens-201010183170/
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:02, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

that is brilliant.
I must say the new man utd and liverpool show has been very entertaining so far. And Bristol City being shit is great too.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:04, Reply)

I was expecting to take enormous pleasure in Liverpool being shit
but like most English football fans I have a huge soft spot for Roy Hodgson. He was always going to need time to get the team playing his way, I just hope the new owners don't chuck him and bring in Klinsmann or someone equally famous but unaware of how the Premiership works. Fundamentally I do really hope they get relegated though. It'd be too funny for words. Van der Sar's handling on Saturday did brighten my weekend considerably
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Roy is great but he has a shit squad and his only stars don't want to be there.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:11, Reply)

True enough
No idea why Torres didn't move in the summer
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:28, Reply)

cause he had a shit world cup and looks wank so far.
however I thought Man City would have him. I would love Arsenal to get him, fab might stay then.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)

They could easily end up doing a Newcastle
New owners throw out experienced manager having tough start, bring in famous old player with little experience - hello Championship.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Fuck off Bob.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I like Rovers.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:16, Reply)

You also like driving under the influence.
Which makes you a bigger cunt than me.

Seriously, don't start on the football, my team are in a relegation battle and even if we win our next game, we'll still be in the bottom three
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:18, Reply)

stop it now! I understand. Or i'll start posting videos of David James.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:22, Reply)

What do you understand?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:24, Reply)

that you keep banging on about drink driving.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Well you shouldn't have been such a massive boasting idiot about it

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:37, Reply)

boast? I didn't boast. I fully admit it was a stupid thing to do.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:39, Reply)

You mentioned it on at least three seperate occassions

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Doesn't equate to boasting. And I'm not the one who keeps bringing it up
Have I once said it was a cool thing to do? no. Stop clutching at straws to have a dig and go fuck yourself.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)

I still can't comprehend why you would even mention it on b3ta
were you expecting anyone to go "cool work there bobbo"

Also Jeff called you a cunt and you didn't tell him to go fuck himself :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:51, Reply)

No of course I didn't, I didn't really think to be honest.
I didn't tell Jeff to go fuck himself because as much as he is giving me a hard time about it he isn't just doing it because it's me. You on the otherhand are. Otherwise you would have said something yesterday.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:55, Reply)

If anyone on here admitted to drink driving I'd call them a fucking idiot
I was busy yesterday
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:58, Reply)

consider me informed, now leave it alone.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Whilst working out who Jeff supports I saw something very disconcerting on the BBC Sport website
Apparently chief sheep-shagger and all-round fuckwit Robbie Savage hopes that his 600 career appearances can help to inspire young footballers. What. The. Fuck?!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:29, Reply)